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Favorite Actress (2/?)  Shailene Diann Woodley; 

You forget that you do choose your life and there are so many things to be grateful for and I feel like society has gotten to that point where we’re always looking for the next and the better and we lose sight of what’s actually in front of us.

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6 (More) Ethical Alternatives to Victoria’s Secret
Victoria’s Secret causes me a not insignificant amount of anxiety, as both a lingerie retailer and just generally as a woman who wears bras. Victoria's Secret F

“But even if you don’t have a problem with the Victoria’s Secret version of heteronormative gender and sexuality, there’s another pretty big ethical roadblock, which is: their lack of ethics. Entirely.”

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P L A Y L I S T S

death & destruction.

they just don’t understand, do they, sammy?

we’re the ones you should be afraid of.

fall in love, kill a man.

catch us if you can. (this is team free will.)

let’s burn it all down.

the ones you should be afraid of, part one.

the ones you should be afraid of, part two.

demolition lovers.

shiver.

h o w l.

water won’t clean you.

for you applause.

clap for the killers.

we serial killers are your sons.

F A N F I C T I O N

scratch by askance 
Dean’s been fixated on Sam all his life; it’s no secret. It’s only when Sam abandons him for normalcy that his obsession becomes something darker, more necessary–and incredibly violent. And even when Sam comes home to him, there’s no guarantee that Dean will ever be the same.

for now we see through a glass, darkly by leonidaslion
In which Dean is a dark glass, holding no more than shadows and the flickering reflection of Sam’s bloodied light… 

Darker Shade of Black by sardonicsmiley
They say that no one can get out of here. Never been done. Never will be done. Sam’s heard that before, and Dean has never, ever, been wrong about his prediction on how long it will take them to get out. He’s good that way.

Dark and Deadly by blueeyedliz
Pretty much, incest kink. A lot of it.

Bad Moon Rising by red_handed
Dean is a profiler’s worst nightmare.

Serial Games by leonidaslion
Just because Sam didn’t grow up with blood on his hands like his brother, doesn’t mean it isn’t on his brain…

Oh Glory by orbiting_saturn
He doesn’t get off on the kill. He doesn’t thrill at the blood on his hands. He knows without a doubt in his mind that what they do is evil, wrong. Sam does it for love.

Confession by wrenseroticlibrary
Twenty-one-year-old serial killer Dean Winchester has been apprehended. It would be easy enough to lock him away, but he’s got a little brother, and that makes things complicated.

A Man Walks Into A Bar by wrenseroticlibrary
Just read.

It Was A Dark and Stormy Night by wrenseroticlibrary (Sequel to fic above) (Illustration)
Sam and Dean are bikers that live on a steady diet of violence, horsepower, and each other.  It’s heaven on earth, as far as they’re concerned.

anonymous asked:

No way.. Masa has a sister?!

He does! Her name is Mai Hijirikawa, and she is a cutie ;A;

Masato makes a lot of things to her, like bears and puppys with his sew skills. She’s probably 8 by now (if you consider his age in All Star After Secret), and is the light in his repressed life. Really, their relationship is very cute - and she calls him Onii-chama  (´。• ω •。`) ♡ 

Arthur Recap Season 7 Episode 1 Part 2 The Great Sock Mystery

God I hate Baby Kate and Pal episodes.

I didn’t mind the first one (The Secret Life of Dogs and Babies) because it was fun to see how Baby Kate and Pal perceive and try to make sense of the world. It was only through a series of coincidences that Baby Kate and Pal helped the adults solve their problems and learned new things about the world.

I believe a lot of things about the Arthur universe. I believe in this universe where elementary school age children are allowed to roam all over town like free range chickens. I believe in this universe that has 1950s prices but still has computers and cell phones. I’ll even believe that no one in the group has realized how unnecessarily mean Francine and Muffy can be.

But I will not accept that Baby Kate and Pal have these many elaborate adventures without anybody noticing a damn thing.

I wrote a lot in my intro to this recap which is good because literally the opening tag is an unknown person heavily breathing and spying on Jane as she does her laundry with a special focus on the Read family’s socks. No, it’s not some creepy pervert (Do creepy perverts exist in the Arthur universe? This is such a wholesome place). It’s…well, we’ll find out in a second.

AT the Read household, D.W. is throwing a tantrum because her red and blue sock is missing. Baby Kate and Pal watch her, confused, and decide to locate the missing sock for her so she won’t be in a pissy mood. “If I don’t, she could be like this for day,’ says Pal.

Pal sniffs around the laundry room and discovers a hair and a fish scale. Kate and Pal immediately conclude that it must be Nemo!

On his walk, Pal leads Arthur to Francine’s apartment to interrogate Nemo. He presents the evidence to Nemo, who points out the hair Pal found is brown while Nemo’s is black and white. “Are you color blind?” asks Nemo derisively. “As a matter of fact: I am,” admits Pal. Nemo tells Pal to ask the toad who hangs around the Read backyard: D.W’s former pet, Toadie.

Toadie reports that she saw a large animal who breathed heavily and Kate and Pal decide to hold a stake out to catch the criminal in the act. The criminal turns out to be Amigo, the Molinas’ dog. “And to think his name means ‘friend’,” tsks Kate.

Amigo offers to take Pal to explain why he has been stealing socks.

Amigo explains that there is a secret society of dogs called the “Fur Masons” (!!!!) who try to help humans. Their tasks include training guide dogs, teaching cats to chase mice, and even sending some members to space. But their biggest contribution to mankind is…the Sock Exchange!

Amigo explains that the dogs steal the socks and trade amongst themselves and the humans buy more, which stimulates the economy.

Me:

Sure, our whole economy is based on a group of dogs trading socks amongst each other. 

Pal informs Amigo that he needs to get D.W.’s sock but Amigo explains that the only way to do that is try to trade for it back.

Pal tries to play to sock market but since these is an economic system that makes no fucking sense, he loses everything. However, Amigo tells him that he has found the investor with D.W.’s sock! This investor is a fast talking toad named…Mr. Toad. 

Very creative, writers.

Kate and Pal offer to trade him for the sock but since they are a baby and a puppy, they really don’t have much. I like how Mr. Toad is unimpressed by the Woogle and claims they went out in the 90s. Oh, the time warp!

The only thing Mr. Toad is interested in is having Pal as his new chauffeur. Before Kate can decide if she’s willing to trade her best friend for a measly sock that D.W. will eventually outgrow, Toadie shows up. It turns out she and Mr.Toad grew up in the same pond and distracted, he leaves Baby Kate and Pal to invite Toadie for a slug.

Mr. Toad’s dog, whom he was about to fire for Pal, gives them the sock as a “fuck you” to his boss.

Grade: C+ (I was expecting to hate this more than I actually did. The dog conspiracy was kind of funny although it quickly falls apart when you poke holes at it. And there wasn’t much of a payoff as I was hoping for–Kate and Pal only got the sock because Mr. Toad was distracted. What would have happened if Toadie never showed up?)

Rating: 23% intense. The sock market is intense.

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Saint Germain, the Immortal Count

External Life!

If that wasn’t a neat enough trick already, the count also claimed to have discovered the secret of eternal life! Between 1740 and 1780 Saint-Germain, who was quite a celebrity in those days, traveled extensively throughout Europe – and in all that time never seemed to age.

Those who met him were astonished by his many abilities and peculiarities like:

He spoke 12 languages

He could play the violin like a virtuoso.

He was an accomplished painter.

Wherever he traveled, he set up an elaborate laboratory, presumably for his alchemy work.

He seemed to be a man of great wealth, but was not known to have any bank accounts. (If it was due to his ability to transmute base metals into gold, he never performed the feat for observers.)

He dined often with friends because he enjoyed their company, but was rarely seen to eat food in public. He subsisted, it was said, on a diet of oatmeal.

He prescribed recipes for the removal of facial wrinkles and for dyeing hair.

He loved jewels, and much of his clothing – including his shoes – were studded with them.

He had perfected a technique for painting jewels.

He claimed to be able to fuse several small diamonds into one large one. He also said he could make pearls grow to incredible sizes.

He has been linked to several secret societies, including the Rosicrucians, Freemasons, Society of Asiatic Brothers, the Knights of Light, the Illuminati and Order of the Templars.

Sightings after his official death!

Officially Saint Germain died in 1784, but of course dying equals having a bad day, when your called the “immortal count”. He would continue to be seen throughout the 19th century and into the 20th century!

In 1785 he was seen in Germany with Anton Mesmer, the pioneer hypnotist. (Some claim that it was Saint-Germain who gave Mesmer the basic ideas for hypnotism and personal magnetism.)
Official records of Freemasonry show that they chose Saint-Germain as their representative for a convention in 1785.

After the taking of the Bastille in the French Revolution in 1789, the Comtesse d’Adhémar said she had a lengthy conversation with Count de Saint-Germain. He allegedly told her of France’s immediate future, as if he knew what was to come. In 1821, she wrote: “I have seen Saint-Germain again, each time to my amazement. I saw him when the queen [Antoinette] was murdered, on the 18th of Brumaire, on the day following the death of the Duke d’Enghien, in January, 1815, and on the eve of the murder of the Duke de Berry.” The last time she saw him was in 1820 – and each time he looked to be a man no older than his mid-40s.

Voltaire, the 18th century philosopher, perhaps best summed up the Count of St. Germain:
this is “a man who never dies, and who knows everything.”

Whether that’s true or not, only history knows. Comte de Saint-Germain & Richard Chanfray, the main who claimed to be the Count in the 1970s. Chanfray appeared on television with his claim and supposedly changed lead into gold. Chanfray committed suicide in Saint Tropez in 1983, but now claims have been made that no body was discovered, just a suicide note !

The count in 1970?

Repost and tag some people you want to get to know better!!!
I was tagged by soulshoppe

Name: kolbe
Birthday: September 17th
Star sign: virgo
Gender: female
Height: 5′4
Sexual orientation: idk man whatever
Romantic orientation: uh
Favourite colour: greys,black, green
Time and date at the current moment: 8:41 7/6/15
Average hours of sleep: 8
Lucky number: 11
Last thing I googled: Moodhoops
First word that comes to mind: game grumps
One place that makes me happy: outside
How many blankets do I sleep under: one
Favourite fictional character: way too many
Favourite books: the secret life of bees
Favourite TV shows: the office, lots of anime. Futurama
Favourite musicians/bands: idk it changes a lot honestly lots of korean music
Favourite games: super smash bros, animal crossing, kirby, kingdom hearts
Last Movie: inside out
Dream holiday: some where with an ocean
Dream job: art or animal stuff
Wearing right now: Kyles shirt and a skirt

Umm I tag zoegays ghoulala and exhibitzero if you want too!!!

10 PEOPLE I WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER MEME

Tagged by duckbats

Name: SG

Time/Date: 08:07am

Average Hours of sleep: 7-8

Last thing I googled: co.vu “qweety” -“from qweety” -“qweety likes this” -“medi qweety” -“via qweety”

Birthday: 12 May

Gender: Du Mans

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Height: 5′7 (fight me ;~~;)

Favorite Colour: GREYS 

One place that makes me happy: My bedroom

How many blankets I sleep with: just the one

Favourite movies: Schindler’s List, Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

Last Book I read: Darknet by Matthew Mather

Most used phrases: Jesus Christ, possibly

What I last said to a family member: See you sometime next week? Or the week after, I’m not sure. (I said that over a month ago orz)

Favourite Beverage: Tea

Favourite Food: a Chicken Nuggets

Last Movie I watched: Mad Max Fury Road

Dream Vacation: Going around on an adventure around various countries

Dream Wedding: everyone has to wear at least one meme item

Dream Job: I’m already working in it, sort of. 

Tagging: azyomecha, seenya, deathcomes4u, minecraftcakebaker, vdivdivdi o-) 

It’s not just trends. It’s love.

  • Today is Juneteenth, but a somber one after the events in Charleston.
  • Tupac (who is alive) celebrated his 44th birthday in Cuba (where he definitely is—alive).
  • Paul McCartney turned 73 but he only wrote that one song about getting old, so…
  • The Chicago Blackhawks are hosing out the guac that LA left in the Stanley Cup.
  • Mixed reactions to Rachel Dolezal—anger, outrage, confusion, derision, sarcasm, snark… memes.
  • Professional bender Aliya Mustafina took gold at the first ever European Games, Baku 2015.
  • The Pope called the planet “an immense pile of filth” in his encyclical on climate change.
  • Phineas and Ferb finally went back to school.
  • Steven Universe became one with a rock.
  • Zootopia is a film about animals with human problems.
  • Jurassic World is a film about humans with an animal problem.
  • And The Secret Life of Pets is a film about a bunch of problem animals.

Also, a Fanfic Trend Challenge for our writerly readers:

  • This season of Orange is the New Black introduced the Time Hump Chronicles, an “erotically inclined” novel by Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren. Your job is to envision Sophie Hunter as Edwina and Benedict Cumberbatch as Space Admiral Rodcocker. Involve the cumberbaby. Go. And tag your story #OITNBaby.

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