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creepypasta (bad, for little kids): super mario’s eyes bled hyper-realistic blood and instead of the music there was someone saying “death” so i threw the game cartridge at the window.

scp entry (for intellectual, manly adults): william shakespeare’s eyes bled non-euclidean blood and the music was replaced with sad daevite poetry. we killed a d-class about it.

groups of interest as @dril tweets

alexylva university:

anderson robotics:

are we cool yet:

the church of the broken god:

doctor wondertainment:

the factory:

the fifth curch:

gamers against weed:

the global occult coalition:

herman fuller’s circus of the disquieting:

the horizon initiative:

manna charitable foundation:

marshall, carter, and dark ltd.:

“nobody”:

oneiroi collective:

prometheus labs, inc.:

the serpent’s hand:

unusual incidents unit:

rant time

THERE ARE OVER 3000 SCPS AT THIS POINT THERE ARE SO MANY OtHER SCPS THAN SCP 682 SCP 049 and SCP 035 Scp 076

FAM
FAM PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DO NOT LIMIT YOUR SHITPOSTING TO JUST MAINSTREAM SCPS

WE LITERALLY HAVE MULTIDUDES OF SCP CHARACTERS
DO NOT LIMIT YOURSELF TO JUST CLEF KODRAKI AND BRIGHT

PLEASE WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO OFFER 

Cheer Up Post #4608 - SCP Foundation Edition

For the anon requesting the creepypasta website SCP foundation, enjoy?

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“what would it take to get you to date me” like miss me with that shit please?? dont lie to me . chances are u dont have what it takes. u all know what it takes . u gotta 

  • be kind
  • be forgiving
  • laugh and smile and love all in life
  • have level 4 or higher clearance
  • have approval from at least two on-duty HCML supervisors 
  • have signed Document EK-511 
  • have witnessed notarization of Document EK-511
  • have completed the necessary training programs for Foundation-approved inoculation against Class III-and-up memetic hazards 
  • rotate duty with at least three other qualified personnel per 24-hour period
  • maintain consistent Hume levels in surrounding areas at all times 
  • report any breaches to Site-42 for offsite emergency response and personnel backup 
  • not approach the anomaly at any time outside of approved testing periods

anyway its not that hard??? thx