Ey it’s the dork squad! I’m putting them both up because I’m still liking my lineart way too much to not do so. XD I grew up with BTAS as I’m sure you can tell.

So I know I haven’t posted in a bit but since it’s a whole new year now, I’m gonna try harder to get more stuff up on here; even if they’re silly things like this. Here we go!

A list of words and phrases that Jonathan Crane’s crows have learned from him, mostly by accident.

In General:

  • Various Nursery Rhymes
  • Any and all synonyms for fear
  • Out of context Edgar Allan Poe quotes
  • The remember the melodies of his favorite songs
  • Occasionally they also like to mimic The Twilight Zone theme


  • Scared yet…?
  • There is no Crane (…only Scarecrow)
  • I am fear incarnate!
  • Prepare yourself, Batman. (My reign of terror starts now)
  • I will break you, Dark Knight
  • Need more books (More books!)
  • Freud is a fraud
  • Mistress (of Fear)
  • Hroo Hraa
  • Fear Toxin


  • I’m the Master of Fear!
  • The Lord of Despair!
  • The Duke of Darkness!
  • The King of Screams!
  • The Prince of Palpitations!
  • The God of Terror!

I bet Ed is really pleased with the fact he’s actually quite tall, above average height, but then Jonathan comes along and this fucking stick bug is like 6′4 and Ed develops a complex about it because Jonathan’s height gives him problems he’s never had to deal with before (having to pull him down to kiss him, having to deal with Jon always curling his legs around him bc there isn’t enough room in the bed for them, Jon being able to play keep away super well).