Bouncer: Welcome to The Salty Splatoon, how tough are ya?
Girl Inkling: How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I once won a Tower Control match all by myself!
Bouncer: Hmm, not bad…
G. Inkling: AND I HAD A CHARGER WEAPON!!! AND MY ENTIRE TEAM DISCONNECTED 20 SECONDS INTO THE MATCH!!!
Bouncer: So–sorry to keep ya waiting!! Right this way ma’am!!