I’m doing this on a Saturday night you think I’m just going to give up on caching you? Do you think I have anything better to do then shove a bird in a ball the size of a baseball? No I don’t have anything else to do. You think I have friends to go see, do you think I have places to go hang out, you think I have dates to go on you think I have sex to have? Well apparently, YOU DON’T KNOW TEENAGE BOYS ON THE INTERNET VERY WELL!