the-reeper

EXO Roasts D.O
  • Xiumin: "Thanks for keeping the dorm clean. If only we could keep your mind clean." *can hear loud, thirsty thoughts every time Kai is around*
  • Suho: "As the funniest member of EXO, I declare you the least funny member of EXO. But don't worry, I can show you the way."
  • Lay: "You were a meanie that one (which one?) time I tried to give you a kiss!!"
  • Baekhyun: "Everyone thinks you're scary... it's not a rumor I started, but I do confirm it when I hear it. I could stop, if you quit hitting me!" *begs*
  • Chen: "We make you do aegyo because we like to see you squirm and fail. And I haven't watched any of your movies."
  • Chanyeol: "There's a reason Incheon Gal chose me and not you. It starts with "c" and ends with "reeper."
  • Kai: "Come on guys, don't make me do this..." *refuses to participate*
  • Sehun: "Your food gave Vivi diarrhea. Also that face you made when I played the Pepero game with Lay-Hyung gives me nightmares to this day."

yep that’s right! recently i hit 350 followers and im so glad you guys have been with me for as long as you have been! i will now be listing some treasured mutuals, alphabetically.

#-G: @0neokrock @204 @9enj1 @atsuchuu @badluckster @cafay @candykatz @citymetro @denliner @dr2komaeda @drugnurse @dumbasian @edqe @ga1ahad @gamerzone @gansoni @growboro

H-R: @hopekit @icecreamy @iloveyoujpg @ires @jarritos @jeroran @jnxi @jonawagon @juuzousuzuya @klug @koji @kuj6 @kujohat @lisabian @luness @m1llie @mcrmutual @merewiftag @mercurydjinni @metalgear5 @niintendo @papatulus @pekonyama @phantomfists @phyllored @potarafusions @qalleo @quietsleepycat @reepers @rerize @rubysector @ruuya 

S-Z: @scammer @seraphicarte @seroquelsprince @sorryaboutyourmom @sparutoi @sugakis @togaykiss @toxicpex @tyrande @we-dem-juzoboys @westernasian @wolfkrone @xmenblueandgold @yaxawa 

let me know if you want to be added or removed! i surely dont have everyone listed. i love you!

sweet talker by sushiepidemics
those venomous words are sugar coated. a playlist inspired by darkiplier

1.Crossfire Stephen 2. Who Are You, Really? Mikky Ekko 3. Reepers Muse 4. You Are Now Poison Prefuse 73 5. Nocturne EDEN 6. No Grey The Neighborhood 7. for him. Troye Sivan, Allday 8. What Kind Of Man Florence + The Machine 9. Dark Doo Wop MS MR 10. Interlude 2 Rivers & Robots 11. II. No Exit Childish Gambino 12. Timeless James Blake 13. Prince Deftones 14. You’re So Dark Arctic Monkeys 15. Friction Imagine Dragons 16. Control Halsey 17. Seven Devils Florence + The Machine 18. Run Boy Run Woodkid 19. If I Had A Heart Fever Ray
The Hangmans Noose

Samson sang the sadled song of 
Horses big and journeys long
From his lips and finger tips sprang a weary ode
Of a man with tattered hands that left his warm abode

He rode horseback in the light of day
And in the darkness shadows lay
The man was fine with handsome eyes
He had no need for fancy dyes

He chased the sun and the moon 
His water skin his saving boon
Many times he woke and slept
Running from his dreaded debt

Close behind the reepers did ride
Following his every stride
He should have hanged he should have died
He left the hangmans noose behind

Fear drove him to keep riding
His life and time he was biding 
But his horse knew not this fear 
The horses end was drawing near

The horse ceased and the man kept walking
Before the end to himself he was talking
Death approached now bridging the gap
Death found the horse in her endless nap

The dead man was caught
And charged for his color 
The dead man was hanged
His shadow grew taller

-WOAL

👻🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃👻

I’ve had a bit of trouble getting into the spooky spirit, so I spent the afternoon creating a Halloween-themed playlist which you can listen to ⭐️ HERE ⭐️

Quiet Town - The Savages (1965) | Vampire Girl - Jonathan Richman (?) | Where Evil Grows - Poppy Family (1971) | Evil Woman - Spooky Tooth (1969) | Satan Is Her Name - Steve King and the Echelons (1962) | She’s My Witch - Kip Tyler (1958) | Night Of The Vampire - The Moontrekkers (1961) | The Headless Horseman - Bing Crosby (1949) | Jack The Ripper - Screaming Lord Sutch (1963) | The Morgus Creep - The Daringers (1964) | Satan’s Theme - The Rondels (1961) | My Favorite Things - The Lennon Sisters (196?) | Jekyll And Hyde - Jim Burgett (1961) | Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett (1962) | Rockin’ In The Graveyard - Jackie Morningstar (1959) | The Monster Hop - Bert Convy (1958) | House On Haunted Hill - Frank De Vol and his Orchestra (1959) | It’s Monster Surfing Time - The Deadly Ones (1964) | He’s A Vampire - Archie King (1959) | Transylvania Twist - Baron Daemon and the Vampires (1963) | Scene Of Crime - Jim Burgett (1963) | Spooks - Louis Armstrong (1954) | Haunted House - Cris Kevin (1959) | Beware - Bill Buchanan (1962) | Death Bells At Dawn - The Lords (1966) | I’m The Wolf Man - Round Robin (1965) | Two Souls - The Grim Reepers (1966) | In Ancient Days Black Widow (1970) | Ghost Train - The Swanks (1964) | Ghost Guitars - Baron Daemon and the Vampires (1963) | The Monster - Bobby Please (1959) | Graveyard Rock - Tarantula Ghoul and Her Gravediggers (1959) | Dracula’s Daughter - Screaming Lord Sutch (1964)

Tagged by @9180 [thanks Momo ♥]

goal → tag 9 people you want to get to know better

relationship status → Single
favourite colour → Purple, but blue and green are favs too <3
lipstick or chapstick → Chapstick, but I don’t really like both so …
last song i listened to → Bad Apple
top three shows → uuuhh … Inazuma Eleven, Adventure Time and Catfish … or Ghost Adventures. I have so many, rip.
top three characters → too many, oops.
top three ships → Julene, SoKai … and TwinLeafShipping/HaughtyShipping maybe?? idk I’m not really shipping anything atm and I dropped most ships cuz .. problematic and stuff.

I tag @reepers @gentlemutual @heartpixels @oncogenesis @flutespell @pebblehearts @irlrobot @salvationcode and my smash friend-o @clownbarn ♥ but I wanna get to know all my mutuals so just feel tagged .. or something. c:

idaehwi:

tbh they should go all out and do lots of popular dramas, we need a hyunsik/jisoo-esque thing going on

okay listen i already planned everything out in my head ymc(a) lmao i’m so funny can basically hire me i already have the scripts ready for like ten dramas. Main in Goblin would be Dan bc I need Ong to be the Grim reeper bc bromance yoU FEEL and lil woojin would be goblin’s wife we need to keep the original age gap lmao. Main in Strong Woman would be Jinyoung bc he’d probably fit the role of Bongsoon the most, Jihoon would be Minhyuk and Woojin would be Kookdoo (war flashbacks to the wanna one go teasers). And as for Weightlifting Fairy I definitely need Jisung to be Bokjoo and Jaehwan and Sungwoon would be part of the three musketeers okay and they would eat shit all day everyday and would scream swwwaaaaaaaaaaaag~ real cool you feel