Tiny Poems About YOI Characters

He is beauty, He is grace,
He’s the smile on Viktor’s face

Roses are red, stealing is wrong,
He’s Yuuri’s Katsudon, He makes Yuuri strong. 

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Cats are awesome, everyone else, fuck you.

He is beauty, He is grace,
He’s adorable, I rest my case.  

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
You’re so single and Emil likes you. 

He is beauty, He is grace,
He’s too pure to exist on this cruel earth’s face. 

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I masturbate to my own selfies, I’m better than you.

  • Sun: Hey, so you're Ruby's dad?
  • Taiyang: Yup, that's me. You must be Sun.
  • Sun: Yeah. I mostly know her through Blake, but we're still good friends and-
  • Taiyang: Alright, fine, you can marry my daughter!
  • Sun: Excuse me? No, you're misunderstanding-
  • Taiyang: Oh, don't think I don't know what's happening. You're a fun, attractive, blonde male with a nice tan and killer abs. I know how you're kind works. Sure, right now you're chasing after the broody, long haired brunette who always runs away from her team, but eventually you're going to realize you made a mistake and so you settle down with her short teammate in a hood who you fall for after she starts helping you raise the child. And then she'll die and you'll get a case of clinical depression and then both of your precious daughters will leave you and you live your life wondering what the hell went wrong and-
  • Sun: I'll do whatever you want just please stop crying.