Me- Obviously I am the greatest kind of dog: a golden retriever. I am loyal and happy and I shed absolutely fucking everywhere. I am majestic and adorable and everyone loves me and I know it.
Jessilynn- smallishdeer always imagine J as a Border Collie. She’s sorta fluffy (in the BEST WAY!) and always happy to see people (well, mainly me) and she’s cute as hell and you can hang out with her for HOURS and never get bored even when you’re doing nothing but snuggling (spooning.)
Avery- wakeupsloe She’s a pitbull. She doesn’t look like one or anything, not even close. But she’s tenacious and she stands her ground and is strong in so many ways. Sometimes she gets a bad reputation for being unpredictable, but is usually just a huge softie.
Marcus- carefulandothercliches is a pug. Not even cause he loves pugs!!!!! He’s just so lovable. He’s so goofy. He’s fun to be around and he makes you laugh even though he’s just being himself. I mean, I’ve never met a pug I didn’t like….
Stephen- unbeatonkeaton bro you’re a corgi. Literally EVERYONE fucking loves you. You have a HUGE personality. For some reason corgis always look like they’re smiling and I’ve never seen you without a huge grin on your face. You’re the life of the party no matter where you go.
Kristian- melodicparanoia let’s face it. We all know you’re a hipster. A lovable hipster. What’s more hipster and stylish than a Boston terrier? You’re talented in more ways than one and hanging out with you is always a good time. You’re cool to chill with one on one, and in a group setting you rock and just make people smile. You’ve really started to perfect your own sense of style and unique individuality and you make it seem so effortless.
Emily- wildflowerkitten Lemme tell you bout this honey right here. She is definitely an Australian Shepherd. Imagine like the most naturally beautiful thing to ever grace your presence. And it’s also really approachable. That’s her. She’s always up for an adventure and makes you feel comfortable no matter where you are or what you’re doing. She makes things exciting!
Olivia- simpleandrose you’re like the prettiest Australian cattle dog to ever have existed. So full of energy and so positive and compassionate and go with the flow. You know your limits and you do what you love and you’re growing increasingly more adventurous every time I check up on you! I imagine you traveling everywhere and always in the sun.
Alec- the-real-bozle if you were a dog you would be a Borzoi. Partly because you’re tall and angular, but mostly because when I think of that kind of dog I always think that it’s like if art was walking. And to your core you are an artist and it’s what makes you so unique because you’ve got your own style and you’re SO talented and passionate about it. You’re really good at telling stories and you’re so kind and you never ask too much of anyone.
Mary- mary-and-piper you’re not a dog. You’re a cat. You’re independent and you don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of you. You’re affectionate with people you REALLY love and you don’t take anyone’s shit. You ignore the basic bitches and you do you and you’re focused (like on the red dot.) And also you’re very soft. Seriously have you felt your hair lately? Kitty.
Tbh I’ve been thinking about this all damn day and I’m so glad I finally got it out and into the world so you guys know what we would look like if our squad was a bunch of puppies.