the-real-piper

hufflepuff!percy because @percyyoulittleshit put this idea in my head uvu. the next match is hufflepuff vs. gryffindor and annabeth is torn between who to cheer for tbh

yo but if Frank’s life was relied on a stick and he didn’t want it to burn, what if he… doused it in water? made it all wet? because like wet wood can’t burn as easily? (but I guess plot development and shiz whatever)

Jason “The flight is the best part of the entire trip” Grace

Leo “I can and will turn anything into a pun” Valdez

Hazel “ask me about my Feminist and Social Justice Agenda” Levesque

Percy “I take hour long showers and am not even sorry” Jackson

Annabeth “books are better than people and you cant tell me otherwise” Chase

Piper “I have a secret stash of lipstick in my sock drawer” McLean

Frank “On Wednesdays we wear Stop Animal Testing Shirts and Pins” Zhang

Will “ lol I love Nico :)” Solace

Reyna “who needs a relationship when you have too loyal metal dogs” Amirez de Arellano

Nico “i dont care if mcdonalds is Crap for your health if its delicous” Di Angelo

What I'm hoping to see in season 4 of OITNB:

•Poussey and Soso end up together
•Maritza and Flaca fall for each other
•Pennsentucky and Boo rule the world
•Norma tells bitches how it is
•Alex finds a really hot new gf
•Piper realizes she’s a fucking idiot
•Stella and Nicky come back
•Lorna divorces that guy from Boston or whatever, to marry Nicky.
•Daya gets out early and is allowed to take care of her daughter.
•Chang is still funny af and finds a new friend that’s like exactly like her.
•Sophia gets justice.
•Somebody catches the chicken.

Sometimes I look back at how involved I am in The PJO Fandom every day, and how I begin to be more invested with these characters lives than the real human beings next to me. I look back at the entire thing and say to myself, 

“Why?”

I think we all know Annabeth would be obsessed with Hamilton
Just imagine:

* when she first heard about it she thought it sounded cool.
* So she takes a listen while doing homework
* After the first song she was hooked.
* ELIZA IS HER ROLE MODEL
* she totally forced Piper to get into it
* Piper didn’t want to
* Annabeth had to tie her down and blast it
* Piper was hooked
* They got Hazel into it
* Hazel was already into it before anyone
* Annabeth spent the entire day learning to rap guns and ships
* George Washington became the most lit half brother to exist
* Sobbing in burn
* Crying during one last time
* Crying when Phillip dies
* Crying in its quiet uptown
* Just CRYINGSKNSLABDK
* Thomas Jefferson is her son
* Getting to Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story
* AND DYING
* Percy manages to do a job for Apollo
* And gets her Hamilton tickets
* and Annabeth CRIEs
* She is ELIZA for Halloween
* Piper is Angelica
* HAZEL IS PEGGY
* AND THEY ARE LIT TOGETHER
* ANNABETH IS NOT SLEEPING UNTIL SHE PERFECTS THE FUCK OUT OF THE SCHUYLER SISTER CHOREOGRAPHY
* NOT EVEN TO PERFORM
* JUST FOR FUN
* I think I’m done

BONUS:
* Leo dresses as Thomas Jefferson/Lafayette
* “IM TAKING THESE HORNS BY THE REINS MAKIG RED COATS BETTER- FUcK”
* “I COME BACK WEETH MORE GUN AND CHIPS AND SO - FAMMIT”
* Frank is Phillip/John Lauren’s
* “WHO DIES AT 19”
* Jason is James Madison/Hercules Mulligan
* side character action lmao
* (he takes the role so seriously)
* Nico is George Washington
* “I SAID SON”
* “IM OLDER THEN YOU”
* “SOn”
* Will is that one guy in Cabinet Battle #2 that says alcohol
* “ALCHAAL”
* Reyna is AARON BURR SIR
* “he aimed his pistol at the sky well he’s a FUCKING IDIOT LETS SHOOT HIM. YOU LOST YOUR SHOT HAMILTON”
* PERCY IS HAMILTON
* “I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
* "BUT I STILL THREW AWAY MY SHOT”

us 30 years from now
  • my child: mom i have classmates coming over
  • me: why
  • my child: for a school project
  • me: ok
  • my child: mom, here's clarisse, annabeth, hazel, piper, bianca, zoe, percy, and leo
  • me: omg i already love your friends silena here have some blue cookies