the-mother-of-jesus

PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT

In celebrating the memory of the saints, the Liturgy doesn’t celebrate their birthday but usually the day of their death.  There are only two exceptions: Mary the mother of Jesus, and John the Baptist whose birth we celebrate today. 

John also gets preferential treatment in the Liturgy; it gives him two feast-days a year: his birth celebrated on the 24th of June and the beheading - which some refer to as the passion of John the baptist - which we celebrate on the 29th of August.

Icon: John the Baptist (Byzantine icon, XIV century) 

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dUde mother fuckinG facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this shIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowin the boat fuck yo shit I cant even fuckin believe this shit have you seen this shit Fuck I just watched this shit Fuck Jesse EisenberG man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build sHit with his barE hAnDs fucking best friend shit jeSse Eisenberg I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk aBout the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to bE sO interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fUck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over spiderman crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented faceboOk Who the fuck invented Facebook

MARK ZUCKERBERG

But Levi and Eren as Actors...and everyone is shipping them irl and their characters because of the bloopers
  • <p> <b>Levi:</b> We have to follow him *turns around* it's the onl- Jesus fuck!<p/><b>Eren:</b> *laughing his ass off*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *starts fanning himself with the script* Why must Eren be shirtless this scene?<p/><b>Director (Erwin):</b> To make the fangirls tremble.<p/><b>Levi:</b> It's making me tremble! God damn!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Eren:</b> We've gotta sha- shalalalala Fuck.<p/><b>Levi:</b> shalalalala?<p/><b>Eren:</b> SHUT UP!<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> *walks in*<p/><b>Levi:</b> *pauses*<p/><b>Levi:</b> ......<p/><b>Levi:</b> What's my line?<p/><b>Eren:</b> *snorts*<p/><b></b> ------<p/><b>Levi:</b> We have to find Mikas-<p/><b>Eren:</b> *Accidentally steps on a balloon and pops it*<p/><b>Levi:</b> SWEET FUCKING JESUS MOTHER OF SHIT *collapses to the floor*<p/><b>Hanji and Erwin:</b> *muffled laughter off camera*<p/></p>

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motherfucking Griffin Mcelroy JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Adventure Zone bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn DMs The Adventure zone then fucking red robes and shit right fucking evil litch twins God damn the suffering game God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just listened to this shit fuck Griffin Macelroy man motherfucking Magnus Brunsides Magnus Brunsides you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Griffin Macelroy
I’m very tired
no man I’ll just talk about the adventure zone all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Adventure zone fuck dude I just listened the year and a half ago fuck Griffen Macelroy man man he fucked over Magnus Brunsides and crazy litch twins rowing Taako taaco did the soundtrack fuck this guy who dms the adventure zone I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck is the red robe all I can think is the guy who played the guy who is the red robe who the fuck is the red robe
BARRY BLUEJEANS

“I see no reason that a man should have any issue with worshiping a goddess any more than a woman would in worshiping a male deity. It is undeniable that women, particularly in the Abrahamic faiths, have been doing just that for thousands of years, though they do like to sneak in the divine feminine under the cloak of the Virgin Mary.” • Thomm Quackenbush

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The Shrine of Our Lady of Lebanon, Lebanon. Belonging to the Maronite Church, it is one of the most important shrines in the world honouring Mary, Mother of Jesus. Christians make up about 41% of Lebanon’s population, of which 22% belong to the Maronite Church. Lebanon has the highest percentage of Christians in the Middle East and across the Arab world.