bayonetta AU where rosa and balder are alive and bang all day and buy a house somewhere where they can watch the sunset and they give each other those weird squashed nose parent kisses and balder has a tiny paunch because rosas pussy cooking is too good and rosa loves wearing marlene dietrich trousers and they go to high society dancing clubs 


@bird-robot and I are proud to present our very first co-production, Doki Doki Love Stomp: What Does the Heart Say That My Muscles Cannot.

We created this over the course of approximately 40 days. It’s approximately 1 hour long and features 4 endings (1 of them sucks tho).

A ridiculous wrestling dating sim! Play as Hulku-chan, a young Hogan-obsessed freshman attending Wrestling School. On her way to her first class on her first day, she runs into a mysterious, 8-foot-tall sophomore named Bully Demise and begins a journey of love, stomps, and heartbreak.

This incredibly goofy game is inspired by @supergreatfrien and his really ridiculous Bully Demise character.

Please consider checking our game out if you have a mild interest in wrestling, anime, Hulk Hogan-shaped foods, or heart-pounding drama.

Check it out here!

anonymous asked:

Jeb do you know of any good burning sexual tension type of fics??? Idk why I'm dying to read one like that and I have been for like two weeks but I can't find anything good help!!! Thank u love u

love is a rebellious bird

AU in which the boys still make music. Louis is the concertmaster of the London Symphony Orchestra, Harry is the New! and Exciting! interim conductor/ex-cello prodigy who “has made Mozart cool again” according to Esquire Magazine (Louis hates him immediately, which is definitely why he internet stalked him in his dark bedroom late at night that one time), and Niall is the best. Zayn and Liam are around too. 

Don’t hum Bolero.

take off your running shoes

AU- Harry is the fit supermarket check out boy. Louis wants to sleep with him. Summer romance ensues.

anything you ask and more

louis knows that he’s in love the second harry begins speaking about the bolsheviks. (or, louis is a history teacher & harry is the fit curator that he desperately wants to mongol invade him, however many times niall tells him he’s a psychopath.)

speaking of marvels

AU. Louis is a nanny in suburban New Jersey, and the neighbors’ son is home from college for the summer. It was supposed to be a fling.

Happy almost #valentines day everyone. I made this for my #wife lucky she is not on #instagram that much. I hope she likes it. That’s me and my wife walking together as duckies haha.

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Red-Capped Manakin- The red-capped manakin (Ceratopipra mentalis) is a species of bird in the Pipridae family. It is found in Belize, Colombia, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Peru and Panama. Its natural habitat is subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests. The bird is probably best known for the male’s unusual courting method whereby it shuffles rapidly backwards across a branch, akin to a speedy moonwalk. -Wikipedia The reason you keep your hands in the boat on the crocodile tour. ✨All of the pictures in my gallery are mine✨ ⠀ 💐🙏Thank you so much for the likes, follows and all of your kind and wonderful comments!! 🙏💐 =============================== If you love birds check out @best_birds_of_ig ✨Thank you to these fine hubs for my recent features.✨ @bestnatureshots @allnatureshots ✨ ⠀ ✨Thank you so much for featuring my photos! 💐 ⠀ Please check them out! ===============================

☛ New Photography from Dan Mason

Oh hello Deadpool here with a special message for all the love birds out there. Happy #ValentinesDay you bunch of love struck bastards. Gentlemen make sure you get her that classic rose before putting it in her hole. Make daddy proud fellas and make sure to save some chimi changas for old Deadpool.

XOXO Deadpool

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