etherealcalamities asked:

Hey 😁

First impression: the first time i remember meeting you outside of like school was at that garage sale sleepover at maggies, and you put those dumb curlers in your hair and they didn’t do anything, and i didn’t even think you were weird? how wrong was i

truth is: im very glad u sent this bc i didnt want to be a loser that got no asks

how old do you look: 97

have you ever made me laugh: no

have you ever made me mad: by existing

Best feature: you can go from concerned mother to an asshole that only replies with “puffpuffpuffpuffpuff” in like 4 seconds flat and i love it

have i ever had a crush on you: darn skippy

you’re my: weird friend that i love

name in my phone: momma mia

mlgengland asked:

hey kid wanna buy some memes

slam dunks u into the trash what a loser :0

1. First impression: ur so cool?? dang
2. Truth is: ur cool as heck 10/10 friend 
3. How old do you look: i cannot answer this question u are a goddess
4. Have you ever made me laugh: much
5. Have you ever made me mad: nope
6. Best feature: how dare u mkae me decide ur just great
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ??? feelings are weird ??? yes 
8. You’re my: meme friend
9. Name in my phone: n/a
10. Should you post this too?; heck yea


I’ve had a weird urge to allow me followers to know what I look like. Like I want them to know this is the loser they follow lmao. Left photo is me telling me friend that my dog makes up for how lame I am and the right is when I went hiking and fell in the waterfall puddle-area. LOOK AT THOSE ZEN ROCKS THO