the-little-dipper

anonymous asked:

Just a curious question... What is your favorite Gravity falls au, and why?

Good question…I’m not sure, I hop back and forth between a few but some are

I like Reverse Portal cause that seems like such a Stan thing to push his brother out of the way and end up trapped himself. Sad depending on how fast Ford gets Stan back

Timestuck cause Stan and Mabel bonding (And there is like always a dine and dash in every fanfic I’ve read, I love it.) Usually ends in fixed relationships (yay)

Reverse Falls, BUT this is a big but, I am extremely picky about it. I just want Reverse Dipper and Mabel to be little shits. Not sure how the Stans would be but just want Dipper and Mabel to be little jerks

Anything that involves little Dipper and Mabel being taken care of by one or two of the Stan twins. Just some happy family bonding mostly without their parents dying. I’ve seen ones where either Ford or Stan is the father to them and I love those stories. I like happiness.

There’s others but I can’t think of any but those are the mains

anonymous asked:

For the pallet challenge, can you do Boyf riends in Eternity?

//Thanks for the request! anyways pls keep in mind idk anything abt stars and constellations I just added 3 of my faves aa

Do you see it? This common question frequently precedes the rediscovery of one of the most commonly recognized configurations of stars on the northern sky: the Big Dipper. This grouping of stars is one of the few things that has likely been seen, and will be seen, by every generation. 

The Big Dipper is not by itself a constellation. Although part of the constellation of the Great Bear (Ursa Major), the Big Dipper is an asterism that has been known by different names to different societies. Five of the Big Dipper stars are actually near each other in space and were likely formed at nearly the same time. Connecting two stars in the far part of the Big Dipper will lead one to Polaris, the North Star, which is part of the Little Dipper. Relative stellar motions will cause the Big Dipper to slowly change its configuration over the next 100,000 years. 

Image Credit & Copyright: Yuri Beletsky (Carnegie Las Campanas Observatory, TWAN)

Big Dipper Above and Below Chilean Volcanoes : Do you see it? This common question frequently precedes the rediscovery of one of the most commonly recognized configurations of stars on the northern sky: the Big Dipper. This grouping of stars is one of the few things that has likely been seen, and will be seen, by every generation. The Big Dipper is not by itself a constellation. Although part of the constellation of the Great Bear , the Big Dipper is an asterism that has been known by different names to different societies. Five of the Big Dipper stars are actually near each other in space and were likely formed at nearly the same time. Connecting two stars in the far part of the Big Dipper will lead one to Polaris, the North Star, which is part of the Little Dipper. Relative stellar motions will cause the Big Dipper to slowly change its configuration over the next 100,000 years. Pictured in late April, the Big Dipper was actually imaged twice above and below distant Chilean volcanoes, the later reflected from an unusually calm lagoon. via NASA

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Every Gravity Falls Episode Descibed In ONE Sentence
  • <p> <b>Tourist Trapped:</b> Norman turns out to be gnomes that want Mabel for their queen<p/><b>The Legend of the Gobblewonker:</b> The gang hunts for a legendary sea monster<p/><b>Headhunters:</b> Dipper and Mabel hunt for a missing wax head<p/><b>The Hand That Rocks the Mabel:</b> A psychic kid named Gideon falls for Mabel and starts hating on the Pines<p/><b>The Inconveniencing:</b> The twins and the teens explore a haunted convenience store and Stan gets emotional over an old soap opera<p/><b>Dipper Vs. Manliness:</b> Dipper tries to prove his manliness and Mabel helps Grunkle Stan win Lazy Susan's heart<p/><b>Double Dipper:</b> Dipper clones himself and Mabel defends her new friends Candy and Grenda<p/><b>Irrational Treasure:</b> The twins set out to find out who the real founder of Gravity Falls was<p/><b>The Time Traveler's Pig:</b> Mabel wins a pig and Dipper tries to correct his mistake with a time traveling tape<p/><b>Fight Fighters:</b> Dipper brings an arcade character to life to defend him and Mabel tries to help Stan get over his fear of heights<p/><b>Little Dipper:</b> Dipper makes a shrinking device and Gideon returns for revenge on the Pines<p/><b>Summerween:</b> The gang encounters a summerween monster and Stan tries to scare some kids<p/><b>Boss Mabel:</b> Mabel runs the shack for three days after making a bet with Stan while Stan goes on Cash Wheel to win money<p/><b>Bottomless Pit!:</b> The gang tells stories while falling in a bottomless pit<p/><b>The Deep End:</b> Mabel helps a merman escape a public pool and Dipper gets a job as an assistant lifeguard to hang with Wendy<p/><b>Carpet Diem:</b> The twins fight for a key to a room and switch bodies and Soos switches bodies with Waddles<p/><b>Boyz Crazy:</b> Mabel and her friends help a boy band of clones escape and Dipper and Stan try to save Wendy from Robbie's brainwashing music<p/><b>Land Before Swine:</b> The gang goes to save Waddles from a pterodactyl in an underground cavern with preserved dinosaurs<p/><b>Dreamacaperers:</b> The gang meets a dream demon and head into Stan's mind to stop him from getting the code to the deed of the Mystery Shack for Gideon<p/><b>Gideon Rises:</b> Gideon wins the shack and the twins try to get it back from him<p/><b>Scary-oke:</b> Dipper summons zombies that trash the Mystery Shack is back party<p/><b>Into the Bunker:</b> The gang head into the author's underground bunker and encounter a shapeshifter<p/><b>The Golf War:</b> Mabel and Pacifica compete in a golf off<p/><b>Sock Opera:</b> Mabel tries to impress a boy with a puppet show and Bill takes over Dipper's body<p/><b>Soos and the Real Girl:</b> Soos gets a dating simulator to help him talk to girls and it turns out to be evil<p/><b>Little Gift Shop of Horrors:</b> Stan tells stories to an unknown stranger<p/><b>Society of the Blind Eye:</b> The gang encounters a secret society of mind-erasers and McGucket's past is discovered<p/><b>Blendin's Game:</b> Blendin challenges the twins to a future battle called Globnar and the twins' try to fix Soos' birthday<p/><b>The Love God:</b> Mabel uses a love god's potion and makes Robbie and Tambry fall in love<p/><b>Northwest Mansion Mystery:</b> A lumberjack ghost seeks revenge on the Northwests and Mabel, Candy and Grenda attempt to win over a Prince from Austria<p/><b>Not What He Seems:</b> The twins question Stan's identity and the author is revealed<p/><b>A Tale of Two Stans:</b> Stan and Ford talk about their past<p/><b>Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons:</b> Dipper and Ford bond over a nerd game and Stan accidentally summons the evil wizard of that game and his gang<p/><b>The Stanchurian Candidate:</b> Stan runs for mayor of Gravity Falls against Bud Gleeful<p/><b>The Last Mabelcorn:</b> Mabel and her friends go on a quest to get some unicorn hair and Ford's history with Bill is discovered<p/><b>Roadside Attraction:</b> Stan takes the kids on a road trip to prank some attractions and Dipper attempts to flirt with girls<p/><b>Dipper and Mabel Vs. The Future:</b> Dipper and Ford explore the alien ship for an adhesive and Mabel grows fearful for the future<p/><b>Weirdmageddon Part 1:</b> The apocolypse begins and Dipper and Wendy try to get past Gideon to reach Mabel's bubble, who soon reforms himself<p/><b>Weirdmageddon 2 Escape From Reality:</b> Dipper, Wendy and Soos try to save Mabel from the bubble<p/><b>Weirdmageddon 3 Take Back the Falls:</b> After a long fight, Stan eventually is the one to save the world from Bill and everyone lives happily ever after :)<p/></p>

…so i saw someone wanted a mabel montage

what each Gravity Falls episode is basically about (spoilers duh)

S1

1. Tourist Trapped - gnomes stacked on top of one another try to get some with mabel

2. The Legend of the Gobblewonker - kids ditch uncle to find nessie

3. Headhunters - murder mystery but no one actually died

4. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel - plump southern kid tries to get some with mabel

5. The Inconveniencing - dipper thinks acting literally 2 months older will help him get in wendy’s pants and mabel gets possessed by old people

6. Dipper vs. Manliness - unnecessary gender stereotypes  

7. Double Dipper - dipper tries to get in wendy’s pants by making clones

8. Irrational Treasure - mabel solves a mystery by acting her age

9. The Time Traveler’s Pig - dipper goes back in time to get in wendy’s pants 

10. Fight Fighters - more unnecessary gender stereotypes

11. Little Dipper - mabel is taller than dipper in canada

12. Summerween - everything would have been fine if dipper was the fucking peanut butter

13. Boss Mabel - mabel learns to grow a pair

14. Bottomless Pit - episodes to short to be real so everyone just falls down a hole

15. The Deep End - mabel tries to get in mermando’s pants but he doesn’t wear any

16. Carpet Diem - mabel gets a dick and “the talk” while dipper reads erotica

17. Boyz Crazy - mabel tries to get into 5 boys’ pants but they are all stupid

18. Land Before Swine - stan is a dick to pigs

19. Dreamscapers - inception with a demon dorito 

20. Gideon Rises - children literally almost die because the plump southern kid is extra as fuck

S2

1. Scary-oke - the pines family sings so bad that zombies literally explode

2. Into the Bunker - a shape shifter gets dipper to tell wendy that he wants to get in her pants

3. The Golf War - two 12 year olds are suspiciously good at mini golf

4. Sock Opera - dipper freakiNG GETS POSSESSED BY A FUCKING DEMON AND MABEL DOESNT NOTICE BECAUSE SHE HAS A HARD ON FOR A GUY WHO MAKES OUT WITH HIS HANDS 

5. Soos and the Real Girl - soos wants to fuck a dating sim

6. Little Gift Shop of Horrors - more short not real episodes and stan be creepin

7. Society of the Blind Eye - shit is so fucked that people are ERASING THEIR OWN MINDS

8. Blendin’s Game - mabel and dipper time travel some more because they are nosey as fuck

9. The Love God - mabel causes two angsty teens to fuck

10. Northwest Mansion Mystery - an episode of supernatural with a ghost that turns people into wood

11. Not What He Seams - stan becomes a real person, shit gets real, and mabel single handedly furthers the plot

12. A Tale of Two Stans - forget stan’s old backstory. here’s a new one

13. Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons - dipper and ford play d&d

14. The Stanchurian Candidate - stan runs for mayor because mabel and dipper have discovered mind control

15. The Last Mabelcorn - a unicorn tells mabel she isn’t pure so mabel  PUNCHES IT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE

16. Roadside Attraction - dipper still wants to get in wendy’s pants so stan teaches him how to be a douche

17. Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future - mabel has a mid-life crisis while dipper and ford escape death in the vacuum of space

18. Weirdmageddon Part 1 - A DEMON TAKES OVER THE TOWN. post-apocalyptic wendy is hot

19. Weirdmageddon Part 2 - bill traps mabel in HER OWN MIND???

20. Weirdmageddon Part 3 - OK SERIOUSLY A DEMON TRIES TO KILL TWO CHILDREN AND THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT HIM IS BY TRAPPING HIM IN STANS MIND AND THEN ERASING STANS MEMORIES HOLY FUCK. then they have a birthday party

HAPPY SUMMERWEEN, everybody!
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Fifth of the requests / prompts, this one for @sleepingreader:

Took a while to come up with a good “group costume” for this one, as I wanted to do something that I hadn’t seen done a lot already.  As usual, I have a lot of THOUGHTS about this, lol.  Under a cut, perhaps…

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remember when manly dan called dipper a little girl and he flinched and denied it rly quickly as if it’s a sore topic for him


or when there was an entire episode dedicated to dipper and him not being “manly enough”


and when he teared up and said “I’m not a male. I’m not a man. Is that what you’re getting at?”


remember how dipper always wears a shirt to the pool


and how he’s always wanted tyrone as his name and how dipper isn’t his “real name”


or how he’s embarrassed of his own sneeze because people call it adorable


this kid is trans someone fight me