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“Give ‘em hell, Davina Claire.”

In the end, it’s Kol who can’t let her go and keeps clinging to her. On the other hand, there is something so profoundly symbolic about the fact that it is again Davina who wakes him from the limbo, bringing him back to life and saving him one last time.

How utterly perfect is it that their last words to each other are ‘I love you’ and the last words Kol says before Davina is taken from him forever is her name?!

Davina goes down beiing badass and fighting even after her death - so awesome was the only woman Kol Mikaelson has ever loved.

Story Time!!

My husband and I really enjoy watching The 100 together.  He doesn’t get involved with the fandom aspect of it but I do enough for the both of us.  Up until recently, he was a strictly bellamy&clarke = brotp fan.  He just didn’t see it. 

And then 3.02 happened.   

Food for thought, my husband is a Marine, served two tours, now teaches sniper classes and competes in shooting competitions.  He’s very tactical, logical in his thinking and kind of a badass in his own right. So, while watching 3.02, my husband just keeps shaking his head, but not making any comments.  Then when Bellamy disguises himself as a grounder and walks into the grounder army he just throws his hands up in frustration and says, “Oh come on!  That’s so stupid! He’s going to get himself killed.”  I see my opportunity and take it. 

Me: “What? Are you saying you would never do anything like that?”

Husband: “Hell no. That’s how you end up dead! “

Me: “Even if it were for me?  To save me?”

Husband: “Okay, okay, yeah you got me there.  But ONLY for you.”

Me: *JUMPS UP FROM MY SEAT AND DRAMATICALLY POINTS AT HIM*  “AH HA!!!  NOW TELL ME BELLARKE IS JUST PLATONIC!”

Husband:  “……………shit.”

And that’s how I finally got my husband to ship Bellarke.   :)

Originally posted by thejordanbowen

Powerful Women Who Turned Insults Into Gold

Never underestimate a woman’s ability to clap back — especially a heavily-scrutinized woman in the public eye.

From body-shaming and slut-shaming to straight up bullying, famous and visible women have to deal with a consistent onslaught of public insults. But in true badass form, many have mastered the art of telling their haters exactly where they can stick it.

Here are 10 times that famous women took inherently misogynistic insults and turned them into comeback gold.

6. Taylor Swift

In 2009, Kanye West infamously hijacked Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video at the MTV Video Music Awards. The two had seemingly patched things up, but with the release of West’s album “The Life of Pablo,” came one misogynist lyric that did not sit well with Swift: “I think me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous.”

One week later, Swift picked up three Grammy Awards and, in her Album of the Year acceptance speech, said:

“As the first woman to win album of the year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame. But if you just focus on the work and don’t let those people sidetrack you, someday when you get where you’re going, you’ll look around and you’ll know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there. And that will be the greatest feeling in the world.”

Lost Girls of Neverland

Request: heyy already requested this on other blogs, but I wanted to see your take on it too please c: Ok so Pan discovers there’s also a group of Lost Girls and reader is the leader and they’re all very powerful and amazing fighters and also know magic so they absolutely beat up the Lost Boys when they try to attack and Peter falls for her bc BADASS READER IS LIFE :D

Warnings: none

Notes: oh hey! I’ve actually read an imagine with the prompt! hm… let’s see what I can come up with…!

“Ha. Ladies, it seems we have a challenge.” You cackled darkly. 

It was nighttime in Neverland. There was a giant bonfire going on, your Lost Girls finally all sitting and calming down. You were all dressed in the cloths Neverland had to offer. All of you weren’t afraid to get dirty, whether it be getting down and dirty with your hands or with magic. 

Legend says, that there’s a whole other group on the island of Neverland. It’s not just Peter Pan and his Lost Boys. You and your Lost Girls were also living on the island. Though you were on the other side of the boys, hence why you never clashed… until now. The Lost Girls and the Lost Boys had finally met face-to-face. Peter wasn’t there and neither were you. You were both doing your own things.

“What’s the challenge?” Felice, your head Lost Girl smirked.

“We’ve got to show those boys who’s boss. Think we can do it, ladies?” You laughed. The girls chanted and cheered around the fire. 

Just like Peter, you were evil. But evil in a different way. You didn’t kill people left and right like he did. You didn’t lock people up in cages either. Instead, of someone crossed you, you’d make sure they would go insane. That they’d lose their mind, and their mind would kill them. You were sinister like Peter, but in your own way. You viewed everything as a game, too. You also held a great deal of magic like him. You were the female version of Peter Pan, but you were better. 

This ambush was all some big game. A deadly game, but still a game to you and Peter. You hadn’t even met the boy yet, but you were both so alike. You were ready to show him who was boss though. Beat all the boys’ asses. Prove to them that girls can be tougher and better than rowdy boys.

****

That next day, after waking up and getting ready for the attack, you and your Lost Girls traveled down to the other side of the island. You all climbed up high in the trees when getting closer to their camp. All of you swung and jumped from tree to tree, staying quieter than a mouse ever could. 

“One… two… THREE!” You shouted. All of your girls jumped out from their hiding places, attacking the boys on the spot. Of course no one died or got seriously injured. This was just a game. The sounds of swords clinked, arrows flew, little rocks were slingshotted. Some Lost Boys and Girls wrestled one another. It was a full on brawl.

You watched, proud of your Lost Girls. But you were in search of one particular boy. Peter Pan.

“The infamous Y/N,” you heard that deep accent. You turned around, a smirk resting on your lips.

Pan,” you said.

“I hear you’re wicked,” he chucked sarcastically. “Well I’m much worse,” and he shot magic right at you. Though of course you blocked it with your own magic. Peter cocked an eyebrow at you.

“Impressive.” His tone was still low and dark.

You and Peter fought, you blocking his every move. You and him only went at it for a good five minutes before you hit him with a blast of your own magic. He fell back, about to retaliate, but he was restrained. Felice and Ruby, two Lost Girls, quickly pinned him down to the ground. You snapped your fingers, roped being tied around Peter’s wrists. You smiled in victory as you and Peter both looked around the camp.

“Boys! What–” Peter cut himself off. He stared in shock and amazement. His Lost Boys were all tied. Some were tied to the nearby trees, others had their feet and hands tied, others were tied, but knocked out. How could a bunch a sissies take out his entire camp of boys? How could a single girl like you take Peter Pan out? It baffled him, but he was extremely impressed.

“Your boys won’t help you now, Pan,” you laughed a hearty laugh. “So don’t waste your precious breath.” You were proud of all your girls. A few of them had cuts on them, but none of them cared. None of your Lost Girls cared if they got a scratch on them.

Peter stared at you in astonishment. Wow, were you stunning. You could fight, use magic, and you weren’t afraid to be nasty? Who could be anymore perfect for him? A demon and a demon. That’s how it would be. 

“Nice try, but I can do a little trick–” Once again, Peter cut himself off. He tried to make the ropes around his wrists and ankles disappear, but they didn’t. You let out a single, sassy chuckle.

“Please, you think I tied you with regular rope? Boys really are stupid.” Peter growled at you remark.

“Untie me at once!” He demanded.

“Or what? The little boy will throw a fit?” You mocked him, your fellow Lost Girls laughing.

Peter squirmed to get free, but with this magical rope that sopped his magic, he was screwed. All of his magic had stopped working, and he questioned what kind of rope you were using. What powers did it hold that would block all of his magic? It was killing him. He couldn’t stand being a magic-less being.

“What do ya think, ladies? Think we showed ‘em who really runs Neverland?” All of them nodded in agreement. Your hands rested on your hips, eyes still on Peter. My, was he charming. He looked pathetic trying to squirm in these ropes, but aside from that, he wasn’t half bad looking. 

“Think it’s time to untie them?” You asked once again.

“I think so. I’ve gotten my fix on beating a bunch of foolish boys,” Felice cackled.

You snapped your fingers once again, and the ropes disappeared on all of the boys. Half of them stood up, too scared to move. The other half stayed on the ground out cold still. Peter stood up, rubbing his wrists. Your Lost Girls got ready in a fighting stance, but you held your hand up to them. That was your sign of telling them to be at ease. They lowered their weapons, backing up. 

Peter walked up to you. He was taller than you by a good few inches. His arms were folded over his chest and he looked beyond angry. Though his stare didn’t affect you at all. You stood your ground, not breaking at all. Not even a slither of fear showed in your eyes. You weren’t afraid of him. You knew you had more power than him. You were stronger.

“You’ve got fire,” Peter finally broke the unnerving silence. “I like fire.”

“What are you implying, Pan?” The corner of your mouth twitched up.

“What do you think I’m implying, hmm?” You smirked at him. There was tension between the two of you. But a different kind. It wasn’t awkward tension or tension from hatred. More of tension from fascination. 

You got closer to Peter. You looked up at him, your body centimeters away from him. “I know exactly what you’re implying, but I’m not going to say it with them all around.”

“Smart girl.”

There was another pause. All the Lost Boys and Girls stayed silent and watched. The two leaders were conversing, and if any of them made a single sound, they’d be punished. 

“Ladies,” you turned to them. “I think it’s time for you all to go back to our camp. Reward yourselves.” The girls nodded, walking away.

“Boys,” Peter turned to them. “Clean up this mess. I’m disappointed in you. Getting beat by mere girls? Pathetic.” The boys nodded, turning their back on peter and you. They started to clean up the aftermath of the fight.

You punched Peter directly in the chest. “Mere girls?” You snapped. “I think we’ve all showed you, Pan, that we’re not just mere girls.”

Peter looked at you with a glint in his eyes. “I like how you say my name. It’s a turn on. But what about my first name? I want to hear it roll off your tongue.”

“Oh, Pan, I like you,” you got super close to him now. Your lips were almost touching his, your hands on his chest. Peter didn’t know what was going on with him. He felt this tingly sensation inside him. With how close you were, he got the flutters in his stomach, and the urge to kiss you. He was fond of you, and you being right in his reach was torturing him. You made him weak.

“But it’s going to take more than trying to poorly sweet talk me. Better luck next time, Pied Piper.” You pulled away, pushing lightly off him. Your lips had barely brushed against his before you walked off, disappearing and putting yourself back at your camp.

You left Peter standing there. For the first time, he was dumbfounded. He didn’t know what to do. He was lost. Lost with you. Lost in you.You were so maniacal and cunning. Snarky and sassy. He loved it. And we all know, Peter Pan always gets what he wants.

anonymous asked:

What kind of powers do you think iKON would have ?? ✨

Hanbin: The power to make you go crazy and rethink your life because he’s making your panties wet but then wonder why you stan him cause he’s a dork and meme in the next second and then you’ll realize how much you love him cause he’s so hardworking and what are you doing to your life–

Bobby: The power to be hot and cute at the same time and have so much swag but be such a kid with his winnie pooh plushie bECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE BUT SEEMS SO BADASS SOMETIMES AND WHAT EVEN.

Jinhwan: The power to make you cry because Kim Jinhwan is the cutest and most handsome little peanut the world has seen and needs to be protected because he’s emotionally fragile and looks freaking damn hot as a girl.

Yunhyeong: The power to make you buy at least 2 Nivea Lipbalms just because you realized how important it is to have moisturized lips all the time, plus make you crave food at 2 am in the morning because you need Song Chef to get ya some of that food (and make you face-palm because lamest grandpa on earth)

Junhoe: The power to give you all these freaking feels because Goo Junhoe is hot and he knows and it’s not okay because how can you not cry when you see his sassy face??????

Donghyuk: The power to make you realize angels do exist on this earth and that’s why you can’t help having that big-ass smile on your face when you see this actual angel. 

Chanwoo: The power to make you have these mixed feelings because how did Jung Chanwoo turn from the kindest world’s maknae cutie to the badass handsome tall sexY GUY WITHING JUST A YEAR???????

- Moyo

This gets me every time I watch it.  Like, Kim had no clue that she was watching the first of thousands of security camera footage clips of one of the most capable enemies she would ever have.  And she’s just like, “Who is she?”  It’s just something crazy to think about.

I doubt Kim ever imagined Shego being broke out of jail on multiple occasions, being a part of a family of superheroes, or being qualified in education.  “She’s good.”  Kim had no clue this badass villain was going to be her enemy in the majority of her fights, that she was going to be someone with a moral code of sorts (unlike most of KP’s other foes), never suspected that she would save her life (even if it was for the sake of wanting to be the one to “destroy Kimmie”).  

Sorry.  I just fucking love Shego and how clueless Kim was at the beginning of this series.

EOS COVER REVEAL!!!

THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!! WE FINALLY GET TO SEE EMPIRE OF STORMS COVER WITH AELIN IN A BADASS POSE AND THEN MAKE WHACKY PREDICTIONS RELATED TO IT xD 

Originally posted by melancholycities

AND I AM STILL NOT OVER ACOMAF!! :( MY POOR FANGIRL HEART IS GONNA COMBUST OUT OF FEELS :(((

Originally posted by anhidridoyolazo

BUT THE TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE IS THAT  I WON’T BE ABLE TO READ THE BOOK WHEN IT COMES OUT BECAUSE I WILL HAVE EXAMS DURING THAT TIME AND WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO READ IT IN/AFTER OCTOBER !!!! :(

Originally posted by amoodymess

THIS PICTURE IS SO CUTE LIKE ELLE LOOKING LIKE A CUTIE WITH HER GLASSES ALL SMILING AND STUFF. ALICE SMILING REALLY HARD AND LOOKING LIKE SHES HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE. BARRETT LOOKING HIGHLY CUTE AND CONCENTRATED AND STUFF. JESSICA LOOKING LIKE A BADASS WHILE NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN HERSELF AS SHE SMILES. I MISS THEM SO MUCH.

anonymous asked:

Casserole called S2 an electric boogaloo, which "is a phrase typically appended to the title of a sequel TV or film production to mock its poor quality."

Thank you for filling me in! Prepare yourself, i’m about to go on a rant.

If it is such poor quality, why is her pathetic ass trying so hard to get involved with it?

The show treats it’s lgbt characters amazingly, they actually have screen time and storylines outside of each other. The show puts forward women empowering other women and does’t slut shame them for being comfortable in their sexuality. It also allows women to have positions of power within society and shows how smart and badass they are. The majority of the cast are POC and they use the prejudice against downworlders to show racial issues that happen in real life. It explores the sibling bonds, the parabatai bonds, the parent/children bonds and has actually made some of the characters more 3 dimensional showing us their personal struggles. The show goes way deeper than the books ever did. In what world is that poor quality??

CC is so bitter about the show being successful that she will use any excuse to shit on it. Well here’s an idea for her, if she hates it so much then stay the fuck away from it and leave it alone. She isnt achieving anything by constantly bashing it. she uses the show and the cast when it suits her. honestly pathetic.

I feel like i rant about her so much, oops! Sorry guys 

I put off this super okay with my situation vibe and that I’m like a badass who takes care of her kids alone the majority of the time and I’ve sacrificed most of my life for them (because I have) and I know what I’m too good for and what I’m better than but sometimes I’m so incredibly sad about it.

Like right now.

I wish I had a friend to talk to that didn’t charge me $3.99 per minute.

I wish I hadn’t given up my own happiness for that of someone else, and I really kind of regret dropping out of all the things I had going for me to ensure my kids were given the best shot at life.

This is just me being sad on a Sunday night, so nothing new.

MAY 26, 2016

IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE MOON IS 18 TIMES FURTHER AWAY FROM THE EARTH NOW THAN WHEN IT WAS FORMED?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THROUGH SOME BAD DAYS TO GET TO THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE EMPRESS OF THE FUCKING BLUES. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

BECOME A BADASS BOWLER. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

THE PILLARS FOR BECOMING A RICH FUCKER. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PISSER. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

BIG-ASS TEXT BOX. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

SHOULD YOU BUY BRAND NAME OR GENERIC SHIT? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

ETHIOPIA IS KINDA BADASS. more>>

Reasons I am still pretty mad  about the retconning of Susanna Barnett, even though I begrudgingly accept the reality of actors being real people with multiple job offers

1. Queer people have historically been coded as duplicitous liars. So, thanks for challenging stereotypes, JTV writers.

2. Luisa has been the show’s punching bag from day 1, and EVERY TIME she gets sober or tries to improve her life she gets knocked down.

3. Maybe a str8 guy could be the big baddie on the show for once? IMAGINE IF ROGELIO WAS A SECRET VILLAIN WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TWIST

4. Megan Ketch is just really fun to watch and ALSO CAN YOU IMAGINE IF A ROSE/SUSANNA/LUISA LOVE TRIANGLE HAD LEGITIMATELY HAPPENED

5. southern. lesbians. exist. and we can be competent badasses with zero hangups about our orientation but also have a real nice twang, y’hear?

6. I understand the show is a Telenovela, but the best stuff about JTV is the character-driven scenes with the Villanueva women, the subtle details of “normal life.” It feels really frustrating when we as queer viewers get pushed to the sidelines of the realest part of the show. 

anonymous asked:

I saw that you read a book called captive prince, is it good and would you recommend it? Any others?

its explicitly gay as hell but a very captivating read ahaha…

as for recs, Cat Valente’s Fairyland series

Diana Wynne Jones’ Chrestomanci books (also her Dalemark Quartet)

The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafón

um Brian Jacques Redwall books

Cornelia Funke’s stuff is really good too

and OF COURSE THE HERO AND THE CROWN BY ROBIN MCKINLEY which i cannot for the life of me find a good illustration that depicts how badass the book is (female protags female protags)

what am i forgetting

the original Hobbit book was amazing

and ALL-TIME FAVORITE WRITER AND ILLUSTRATOR IF I HAD TO CHOOSE JUST ONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE:

TOVE JANSSON’S MOOMIN BOOKS 

(she also illustrated 1962 swedish ver of the hobbit)

I wanna plot where Kant is accused with a big crime (like murder or something) and he has to run away from the city, maybe trying to find the real criminal. He can’t use his powers anymore, he has to hide from police, change his appearance, etc. And he bumps into people that wanna bring him in or just the wrong people in general and he has to fight for his innocence. He can’t trust anybody, he doesn’t have time to help people because he just gotta go, man. But, he’s still a good person at heart so he helps them anyway. And now those people think that he’s innocent now and start to believe in him and…yeah, somebody give me that. I’ll love you forever.

MAY 14, 2016

IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY COST $15,000 TO MAKE AND MADE $193.4 MILLION AT THE BOX OFFICE?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE GREATEST DANGER IS NOT THAT WE AIM TOO HIGH AND MISS IT, BUT THAT WE AIM TOO LOW AND MAKE IT.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

BADASS HELPED OTHERS FIGHT UNFAIR PARKING TICKETS. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

THE LIFE OF A FUCKING BLACK BEAR. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

FEEL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

TIME TO WORK ON THAT SUMMER BODY. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FIND THE RIGHT TIME TO LEAVE ON YOUR SHITTY COMMUTE. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

28 WEIRD-ASS POLITICAL PARTIES. more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY IN MOTHERFUCKING LOS ANGELES. more>>

My theory concerning Brandish

It’s theory time, guys.

Don’t get me wrong, I really like Brandish. She seems like a badass character. But after reading chapter 485, something came into my mind.

Brandish is tagging along with team Natsu to negotiate with that August guy, right? But what if she’s not just coming with them for this purpose?
She could secretly plot an ambush against team Natsu. Or even worse…

Remember when Brandish shrinked the anti-ethernano tumor and saved Natsus life? (Lol I just said that like it happened a hundred chapters ago but nvm) Well, as chapter 485 depicted very clearly, she’s not just capable of shrinking stuff, but also of making things grow.

So theoretically, she could just futively and veeery slowly enlarge Natsu’s tumor again, waiting for the perfect moment to make him utterly vulnerable to August or Eileen (or maybe even Zeref or Acnologia). If the tumor reaches it’s maximum just at the right time (e.g. Natsu attempting to attack August in the middle of a battle and then suddenly flaking out because his tumor is raging again), then…well? Ring any bells?

I don’t even want to imagine what would happen to my precious flame bean if this cruel thesis becomes reality…

On the other hand, she could intend the complete opposite. I think it’s also possible that Brandish only keeps company with them because she wants to prevent the tumor from becoming dangerous again.