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Elvis photographed by Charles Nicholas at Graceland, 1957.

Original Caption:
Elvis to Humes: ‘Be My Guest’ - Elvis Presley became the host with the most as he bought 1,400 tickets to the E.H. Crump Memorial Game for the blind Friday night at Crump Stadium - one for each student at Humes High School, his alma mater, Carlos Wilson, chairman of the game for the 10 sponsoring Lions Clubs, made the sale with help from Miss Patsy Cothran of 96 N. Seventh, Humes cheerleader.

Story Time!!

So I’m staying with my grandparents for a little while and there’s a contestant, they’re watching wheel of fortune, and her name is Christine, the show host just made the most subtle LND joke ever, and the next word category was ‘Song lyrics’ and what do you know? It’s lyrics from a musical!! Unfortunately not from LND/POTO…
Let me know if something like this has ever happened to you guys!!

Scandinavia Real-Life Hobbit Houses Have Beautiful Green Roofs

In several Nordic countries, green roofs are a common addition to many homes. Although most of us instantly dream up J.R.R. Tolkien’s world of elves when we gaze upon the cozy green roofs, we are here to inform you that many adorable houses like this exist! The  Scandinavian Green Roof Association (SGRA) hosts an annual competition where the most stunning living roofs are featured. Take a look at the best green roofed-houses below!

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Kylux Accidental University Housemates

(With bonus Suffering Phasma and Mitaka as the other housemates):

- Ren never buys milk. Ever. He claims he never uses it but Hux caught him once and he knows. He Knows.

- Hux leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes on everything (”turn the lights off, you idiots”), (”Don’t even THINK of using my face wash, Ren”), (”Hoovering is not a concept, do it once in a while”), etc

- Phasma is the most popular and hosts wild house parties; somehow, no one has ever seen her with a hangover.

- Mitaka is the quiet and unassuming housemate; however when there’s a house party and Phasma let’s him have tequila he is a PARTY ANIMAL

- No one will ever let Ren forget the time he got so drunk that he forgot which room he lived in and accidentally fell asleep in Hux’s bed.

- When Hux was trying to sleep.

- This happens at least four times.

- Ren is the leader of a weird sort of combat society called the Knights, and everyone feels awkward when he has the meetings in the house.

- Ren insists on walking around the house in a tiny towel after a bath, and it frustrates Hux so much that he steals all of Ren’s towels to force him to use a big one, but instead he uses an even smaller hand towel. Phasma laughs at the blush on his face when Ren flaunts his body around.

- When they have a movie night, Ren and Hux always argue who gets to sit where on the good sofa until Phasma throws crisps at them and spreads her whole body on it so no one can argue any more.

-This means Hux and Ren have to share a single, one-seat sofa between them.

- Mitaka has a beanbag.

- Hux is in charge of bills and has written up pie charts and line graphs about repayments and exactly how much electricity they should use for cost efficiency. Ren is not allowed ever since they found out he spent half of his student loan on a fancy sword he keeps in his room.

- They have a joint whatsapp group for ‘House Issues’ which is 95% Ren and Hux insulting each other and Mitaka asking for it to please be quieter after 2am

- Ren is always mortified when his parents visit, but the others don’t mind because his dad always fixes something like the dishwasher or squeaky kitchen door.

Pick-Up Lines 2

Synopsis: Remember how I said in the author’s note of this post  that I had another 3.5k words of Rocket Angel involving corny pick-up lines? Here you go! Rocket Angel AU fluff!

Pairings: Rocket Angel/Pharmercy (Fareeha “Pharah” Amari/Angela “Mercy” Ziegler), WidowTracer (Lena “Tracer” Oxton/Amlie “Widowmaker” Lacroix), Ice Bears/Russian Winter (Aleksandra “Zarya” Zaryanova/Mei-Ling Zhou)

The year is 2012. Lena Oxton is convinced that the world will end tomorrow, so she convinces Angela, with incessant wheedling and a pout she can’t resist, to attend an appropriately-themed party, hosted by the most elite women’s club in the city. The cover is an exorbitant, absolutely absurd thirty dollars, and that’s almost enough to make Angela abandon Lena, her current fuckbuddy/project/flavor-of-the-month Amelié, Genji, and Mei at the door, but the combined wheedling of her three friends and Amelié’s scathing glare make Angela turn over a twenty and ten to the gorilla of a bouncer with a deep sigh.

He adjusts his glasses as he steps aside.

“Have fun, Lena, Genji, ladies.”

“Cheers, Winston, mate!”

The thirty dollar cover seems fairer when they’re greeted in the line to the coat check by an absolutely stunning go-go dancer with flawless skin and brown eyes so light they look gold offering a tray of free ‘Revelation’ shots. Angela’s jaw drops and doesn’t close until Genji jabs an elbow into her side and whispers into her ear.

“Doctor Ziegler, if you keep staring at her ass like that, she might actually slap you.”

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HappyTaeminDay

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Taemin: There’s the biggest age gap between the both of us because he is the oldest in the group, but Onew hyung takes care of me the most.

Host: He’s really mature right?

Taemin: Yes, and he bought me dinner before coming here.

Host: Onew didn’t you file for reimbursements for that?

Onew: Nope. We had beef.

Demi Lovato And Pharrell Williams Lead Support For Kim Kardashian After She Exposed Taylor Swift

It has been a dramatic few hours in celeb land after Kim Kardashian finally exposed Taylor Swift for lying about not approving Kanye West’s controversial Famous lyrics by releasing a video of a phone conversation between Kanye and Tay.

It quickly prompted a huge Twitter party, with #KimExposedTaylorParty trending worldwide within minutes, however, it’s not just us mere mortals who are responding to the beef.

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In fact, a huge host of celebrities have come forward to pledge their allegiance to Kim, although most quickly removed all trace of betraying Taylor a few moments after ensuring that a screenshot had been taken.

First up was rapper Pharrell Williams, who ‘Liked’ a tweet that asked 'How do you feel about Taylor Swift?’ alongside a video of Tiffany Pollard in CBB saying: “She’s a disgrace to humanity! And she’s a disgrace to women who are actually beautiful and classy. She just doesn’t have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses.

"Somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly, hot, sexy and beautiful and she’s nothing like that. She’s nothing of the sort.”

He swiftly unliked the tweet moments later.

Then there was Zendaya, who liked two tweets - one that read: “I’m glad Zendaya was never really down with the whole Taylor squad sh*t”, and another that compared a pic of Taylor with her “squad” and one of Zendaya filming Beyonce’s 'Lemonade’ and the caption: “My girl Zendaya knew better.”

She has since unliked the tweets.

Controversially, Fifth Harmony’s Dinah liked Marissa Callahan’s tweet that read: “I LOVE KIM KARDASHIAN” alongside the crying with laughter, thumbs up, and clapping emoji.

Fifth Harmony made a special appearance during Taylor’s 1989 tour and Tay is good friends with Dinah’s bandmate Camila, which is probably why she too unliked the tweet soon after.

Demi Lovato, on the other hand, has always had -ahem- bad blood with Taylor, and unapologetically liked Marissa’s tweet for all to see.

Hailey Baldwin, who used to be a long-standing member of Taylor’s squad, also appeared to side with Kim simply by posting three clapping emojis, which Kim’s sister and Hailey’s fellow former squad member Kendall Jenner was quick to like, as well as Kim’s tweet that read: “do u guys follow me on snap chat? u really should ;-) [SIC]”.

Khloe Kardashian’s tweet, reading: “Kim is a savage! Don’t f*ck with her man hunni #KUWTK”

And one from a fan that read: “The kardashians/jenners literally all stand up for eachother and it’s beautiful”.

And with Calvin Harris and Katy Perry already slaying Taylor earlier in the week, we think that her reign as the queen of the industry is definitely coming to an end…

In Cleveland this week, I found a whole bunch of those outside-the-box thinkers at the “America First” rally. It was a gathering of Trump supporters which included one congressional candidate (Corrogan Vaughn), former Tea Party President Ken Crow, and noted millionaire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. Jones’s address was the “big moment” of the event, when the crowd was at its largest and most excited.

Jones screamed … basically the entire time. But he did his best to avoid most of the crazier aspects of his beliefs. There were no FEMA death camp conspiracies or Sandy Hook trutherism. And although he did directly accuse Hillary Clinton of being a Chinese sleeper agent, that actually counts as moderate in Alex Jones world.

Then, Adult Swim comedian Eric Andre managed to get up on stage and talk with Jones (it’s reported that Jones confused him for Daily Show host Trevor Noah), in what will probably go down as only the 85th most bizarre moment of this campaign. Andre opened by offering Jones his hotel room key and asking him to fuck his wife, and then proceeded to claim that he agreed with Jones and wanted the government to look into the collapse of Tower 7 of the World Trade Center. I’m pretty sure I heard him shout “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams!” at one point.

Donald Trump Is Courting 9/11 Truthers: The Weird Reality

anonymous asked:

Like the ranch/cowboy thing what would happen if the diaboys owned a host club?

Shu- He would be one of the most requested hosts- not because he’s all polite and proper, but because he’s cute and cuddly. His sessions are basically just cuddling and listening to music, he might let you talk out your problems as long as you play with his hair and don’t raise your voice. 

Reiji- Reiji is the brains behind the whole host club (Kyoya) and is requested quite a bit. Besides lacking the energy and the okay-with-being-touched thing, he is very polite and respectful to all the women visiting. 

Ayato- Ayato isn’t requested too much, but he still gets customers. Being a bit too self-centered and possessive, he tends to drive most girls off trying to have a time at the club.

Laito- He is one of the most requested hosts. Flirty, charming and touchy, most girls find him exhilerating and refreshing. 

Kanato- Kanato… has a strict list of customers. Many don’t like him, and it’s only a certain group, but they pay well so oh well. His tantrums are a bit much, but any girl that brings sweets is his new best friend for the day.

Subaru- He is surprisingly NOT requested too much. Not only because he doesn’t want to have many customers, but besides the awkward advice he gives when they rant to him, he doesn’t talk and just seems like he doesn’t enjoy the woman’s company.

Kino- Kino is requested a bit often. Though he can be a bit weird, the girls find him funny, cute and think that when he rambles about games that it’s adorable. Girl’s love him for his energy too, and that he’s very affectionate and can be flirty with even new customers.

“Welcome to Raw Is Jericho! And I am the new millennium for the World Wrestling Federation. Now for those of you who don’t know me, I am Chris Jericho, your new hero, your party host, and most importantly, the most charismatic showman to ever enter your living rooms via a television screen. And for those of you who DO know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-a!” 

jonsei93  asked:

Top 5 cartoon parents? :)

ALRIGHT, THIS BE THE LAST ONE, GUYS.

5.) Mr. and Mrs. Turner. (Fairly Odd Parents)

They aren’t the best parents by a long shot, but they tried.

4.) Mr. and Mrs. Pines (Gravity Falls)

They got all of one minute of air time and won the awkward for Most Neglectful Parents Ever, for a host of good reasons. That’s gotta be a record.

3.) Finn and Jake’s Parents (Adventure Time)

They never hesitated to take care and love their weird little adopted human boy.

2.) Irving and Miriam Beaks

Them’s some good parents.

1.) Greg Universe

This man has been through much, and he still never hesitates to love his son to pieces.

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THROWBACK THURSDAY PHOTOS: David Tennant & Billie Piper Win At The 2006 TV Choice Awards 

Today’s Throwback Thursday post is a collection of photos of David Tennant and Billie Piper at the 2006 TV Choice Awards at the Dorchester Hotel in London.
The pair picked up awards for Best Actress and Best Actor for their roles in Doctor Who at the ceremony. The annual awards were hosted that year by Harry Hill, and acknowledged the most popular TV programmes and stars in 16 categories.

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but imagine Ravi owning a club, that hosts drag nights on Thursdays and Saturdays. The most popular include the stunning and incredible duo N and Hongbin, and Hyukkie wearing nothing but zebra print. Always. Also Ken runs the bar and everything has tequila in it, leo silently waits tables in 6 inch stilettos.