Overwatch Morning Headcanons

Zarya is a morning person. She gets up at five a.m. to go jogging and do some strength training (just to start the day right) and the moment she gets out of bed, she looks as bright and fresh as the morning dew.

Mercy, meanwhile, looks like death warmed over (the circles underneath her eyes reach an impressive shade of purple) and absolutely refuses to say a single word to anyone until she’s had her second cup of coffee.

Tracer is basically dead to the world. Getting her to wake up before she’s ready is akin to telling the sun to stop shining - utterly impossible. Shake her, scream at her, hit her, soak her in water…it’s useless and she will not remember a single thing when she finally does wake up.

Widowmaker is a very light sleeper and will wake up as soon as the sun rises. Which does not mean she actually gets to leave the bed because Tracer also happens to be extremely clingy and Widowmaker has yet to find a way to pry her off.

Pharah gets up at the same time every morning and follows a strict schedule - not because she likes mornings, but because she’s a creature of habit and discipline.

Symmetra most likely never went to sleep in the first place. She easily forgets the time when she’s working on something and the only reason she realizes it’s morning is because Pharah places a cup of very strong tea on her desk at 6 a.m. sharp every single day.

zipporahchance  asked:

all of them and tvd

1. top 3 OTPs
klaroline, stelena, klefaroline

2. top 3 characters
caroline, klaus, stefan

3. top 3 villains
klaus, silas, no humanity stefan

4. top 3 precious babies
stefan, caroline, klaus

5. top 3 scenes that make me scream with glee
Klaroline sex, season 4 finale klaroline scene “i intend to be your last one”, when klaus reads carolines miss mystic application also bonus, damons death

6. top 3 scenes that reduce me to gross sobbing
the drop in the ocean stelena one, stefans death (even tho its not real), anything klaroline

7. top 3 most interesting plot developments
how caroline who was very stelena is now making moves on stefan?? hmm so interesting and out of character, stefan with no humanity, klaus finding his humanity with caroline

8. top 3 things I wish had happened
klaus had of stayed, damon had of died season 1, katherine never died

9. top 3 ways to make me talk non stop about this fandom
klaroline, klefaroline, say damon is a good guy

10. top 3 sexiest moments
klaroline sex, when jomo is on screen, when paul wesley is on screen

andnoneisdestroyed  asked:

blue, love, picture and zoooooo

BLUE: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down? Depends if i want to wallow in my sadness or feel better. If i want to feel happy I listen to Shake it off. If i want to feel sad I listen to I want to hold your hand. LOVE: Do you believe in marriage? Yes marriage is a real thing… sorry just the way this question is worded i had too. But yes I think if two people love each other and intend to commit to each other for a long while and want to celebrate that with family and friends then why not get married and have a wedding. Also it can help with legal shit if you die and stuff. PICTURE: Post a pic of your lovely face. I JUST REMOVED MY FUCKING MAKE UP

ZOO: What is your favourite animal? Koala, because i’m very Australian.

anonymous asked:

EriFef; "Rising tides, Crashing skies"

Have a soap opera I’ll never write:

Eridan is in Condesce’s payroll the whole time, a paid spy with a mission to make sure the Heiress is weak and coddled and no threat to the Empress. Except he really does fall pale for her.

And then she finds out and dumps his dumb ass stone cold before shacking up pale with Karkat, Eridan’s matesprit, who supposedly dumped him when the deception was discovered but not entirely because oh god, he’s so fucking pitifully hot the asshat.

Eridan is Torn and Conflicted.

Lots of Angst and whining ensues as Eridan spends the last sweep pre-Ascention trying to prove to Feferi and Karkat that he’s changed and become a decent person in increasingly over the top ridiculous ways, aided - “aided” - by Vriska and Gamzee, in a holy trifecta of OH GOD, WHY.

anonymous asked:

Listening to a podcast talking about The Crow, remembering Gerard's weird boner for The Crow during DD, and I wonder if his thing for it isnt art school goth kid but like morbid fascination w/ like, dying on the job like Brandon Lee? Idk.

i didn’t realize that gerard was big into the crow during DD….fascinating. art + death + artists/famous people dying is like a holy trifecta of gerard’s interests so i wouldn’t be surprised!
Push It Real Good - spoffyumi
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

The way Steve had to steel himself to ask the question made Bucky a little wary. “Will you be my partner for a Lamaze class?”

For a few long moments, Bucky just blinked at him, not knowing which question to ask first. Finally he went with the biggest question on his mind. “What?

Gosh it was good! Oblivious boys, unrequited love and pining is like the holy trifecta of friends to lovers fic and this one has it all!

zipporahchance  asked:

prime numbers

2. Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life.

Klaroline, Fitzsimmons and Chair. Klaroline is definately the one that causes the most pain, like fitzsimmons does too but klaroline isnt even on the same show any more, and if you dont understand how painful that is i dont understand you. CHair is the best because it was probably the first thing i fully shipped, and its all wrapped up nicely and they have a little mini chuck kid. FITZSIMMONS, this is defs affecting most at the moment, like man it hurts.

3. What’s your current OTP?

Fitzsimmons, just because its slightly more relevant than klaroline..

5. Do you have any poly ships?

yes, klefaroline… omg seriously it would make me so happy if klaus came back or stefan and caroline went to the orignals and it was just them going on adventures and shit.

7. How do you feel about RPF?

umm i dunno if i feel anything about them. 

11. Talk about your favorite first kiss.

oh god, i dont know… maybe klaroline, because thats the only one i can think of, and to be honest i did begin screaming and running around the room and i scared my pets and my mum and dad thought i was being murdered or something. 

13. Has a ship ever broken your heart?

FITZSIMMONS.. I JUST WANT FITZ TO BE OK. Also stucky, i just watched capt 2 yesterday and it was horrible, like so horrible..

17. Talk about a pairing you’ve stopped shipping romantically.

umm, kinda stelena, just because elena has turned into a little bitch and i just want stefan to be happy, but i feel like they still know each other so well so they should be at least friends.

19. Have you ever shipped something despite yourself?

ummm not that i can think of.. 

23. Which of your ships deserve better writing?

fitzsimmons, just because they are reasonably new and so there isnt a massive fan base and stuff.

29. Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic?

i don’t think so, like there are things i watch and hate because i dont ship anything but thats coz the show kinda revolves around the relationships. But like if the show/movie or whatever doesn’t focus on the relationships then yeh i can really enjoy it with out shipping something.

31. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love.

that simmons stress cooks and that in the academy she would keep making food for fitz when studying and thats how she knows the exact type of sandwich to make him

37. Do you have a favorite trope and/or AU for your OTP?

au for klaroline where they are actually oN tHe SAME FUCKING SHOW

zipporahchance  asked:

All the ones with the letter i

HAIR: What hair color looks best on you and what’s your natural color? I think the redish/pinkish/magentaish colour I had. Definitely more reds, pinks and purple type colours. My natural colour is brown. SKIN: Do you tan easily? Nope, but i burn easily. Leave me out in the sun for 5 minutes and I’ll look like a tomato. FUN FACT: i’ve been burnt to the point of almost 3rd degree burns by the sun twice! once when i was really little and i had blisters all over my shoulders and couldn’t lean back or on my side. the latest time was this year on my chest and slightly on my back. If you ran your hand over the top of my back it felt like pebble mix because of the blisters. And my chest was completely blistered and it took about a month for it to recover and the skin was red raw and shiney because of how burnt it had gotten. WINDPIPE: Do you sing? Yes, I was in the choir at school and did singing lessons. I dont think i’m that good, I mean i’m not bad either. But i enjoy it. WRISTS: Have you ever broken a bone? Nope, but i did fracture my shoulder once. FINGERS: Do you play an instrument? Nope, i learnt piano for a little bit but i found it boring and didn’t like it too much. HIPS: Do you like to dance? Yes but usually not in front of people. I dance around my room a lot. I also used to do casual ballet classes and i’ll probably take that up again soon. I did ballet for 10+ years so, I really enjoy ballet. THIGHS: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly? Nope, i’ve been called skinny and like a stick. But i’m actually very thin and pretty.. so i guess no one see the point in lying! BRAIN: Anything you want to ask Nerd you didn’t ask anything… so i’m going to assume you’ll ask why am i so awesome? Well first, great question! Second, probably because I was just born like this, I’ve just always been the most awesome person ever. Its a hard life but you know someone has to live it

andnoneisdestroyed  asked:

swans, hens and the partridge

SWANS A-SWIMMING: Seven rivals/enemies
  1. Julie Plec
  2. This bitch I went to school with
  3. Customers who come into the store and are rude
  4. Also people with returns
  5. Everyone at marvel for taking all my money
  6. Everyone writing the originals
  7. Whoever is in charge of the second season fitzsimmons scenes
FRENCH HENS: Three of my favourite things
  1. My friends
  2. My family
  3. My hobbies (i couldn’t pick just one but this counts yeh? it includes tv, movies, fashion, drawing, sewing etc.)
  1. Myself