the-hardest-of-the-cores

Just some Punk Andrew things
  • I love this hc you can prise it from my cold dead hands so here we go
  • (modern day) Punk!Andrew only listens to 21 Pilots while he bench presses his body weight at the gym
  • The only bands you will find on his phone are edgy pop punk/alternative/indie rock and he is a pretentious music lover you know it
  • He has a secret love of Nirvana that no one can ever find out about
  • Punk Andrew never leaves the house wearing anything less than his most hardest of core combat boots, his sleeves and sheathes, and usually his torn black singlet which shows off his buff biceps
  • because he worked hard for those guns the world needs to see he can punch them the fuck out
  • he has eternally tousled hair, cut closer on the sides and windswept on the top so he can maintain that gutter trash vibe
  • when he goes out (mostly just to clubs) he wears smoky black eyeliner he’s a beautiful man
  • sometimes he wears skinny jeans so damn tight that Neil’s (and everyone else’s) attention tends to drift southwards (anterior and posterior) and Andrew thinks this is hilarious, people are so stupid and predictable
  • it’s also deeply satisfying because no one is going near that ass (or that dick) unless he lets them and that’s very powerful
  • also 90% of his jeans are ripped
  • Neil thinks that they’re defective so Andrew has to explain the very cool punk thing that is stylish ripping (Neil will never understand he’s so confused)
  • Whenever the sun isn’t trying to emulate satan’s fiery wrath on earth, he is permanently attached to his leather jacket
  • he has a bunch of pins with varying political statements and insignia on it
  • Neil and Renee are responsible for this
  • Pin giving becomes an annual christmas tradition (and a competition to see who can find the best ones that Andrew will actually wear, because Andrew is a fashion snob)
  • (One year Neil bought him a rainbow with ‘Here and Queer’ written under it, and Andrew actually wore it on the day that Neil dragged him out to pride it was a solid character building moment)
  • He has two leather jackets, actually- one pretty standard leather one, and another with spikes on the shoulders
  • he loves both equally
  • Neil fucks with him one year, after figuring out what the style Andrew goes with is called, and gets him a cool muscle tee with ‘PUNK’S NOT DEAD’ written on the back of it
  • Neil thinks it’s hilarious
  • Andrew is Not Amused (he still wears it tho)
  • Andrew, exceptionally well balanced Andrew, learns skateboarding for the purpose of furthering his punk identity
  • He’s doing tricks within weeks this boy is a fast fucking learner
  • He and Neil chill at the skatepark at obscene hours of the morning, Andrew just being obnoxious with his tricks and Neil just watching and holding his burning cigarettes
  • Andrew is too old to be this young
  • he gets some piercings, probably a septum maybe an eyebrow? That’s a punk thing right? What would the Exy people allow? Will Andrew give a fuck about those regulations? Who knows
  • And of course by this point he’s covered in tattoos
  • he’s a scary sight, this tiny man dressed all in black with piercings and tattoos and scary leather jackets, riding his skateboard and glaring murder
  • young and wild and free
  • One time when he and Neil get drunk he gels his hair into a mohawk
  • it is the most ridiculous thing that either of them have ever seen
  • Neil laughs so hard he cries and the very drunk Andrew actually cracks a solid smile and maybe he giggles a little maybe he does idk
  • they never speak of it again though
  • some punk things were never meant to be
Portal 2 Musical Fact #5

One of the hardest dialogue scenes was the one with all the cores after “Good Morning Aperture.”  When you have one core spouting off disjointed and incorrect facts while still trying to convey meaning, another core shouting very similar (but still distinct!) things about space, and the most comprehensible core just trying to make sense and keep order, AND we all have to keep the pace up without unnecessary pauses… it takes a bit of practice.

But ultimately worth it!

For realz

I get ten blogs following me every day that have the hardest core porn you can envision, often right there in their header image. That’s OK with the tumblr people. Animated fisting GIFs: can’t get enough.

But vids of me singing or milking a goat are teh pr0nz and get taken down in milliseconds.

I would literally, actually die from shame if I worked here.

Fun Fact:

Harriet Tubman suffered from narcolepsy. She got it when an early, unsuccessful escape attempt ended with her being beaten to the point of severe head injury. The entire time she was working undercover in hostile territory with a huge price on her head, she suffered random black outs.

so A: she was not only a heroic black woman, but a heroic black disabled woman

and B: possibly the hardest-core badass who ever lived