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superfriends thanksgiving

Kara: Okay, time to go around and say what we’re all thankful for

Alex: This thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my alien gun

Kara: Alex

Alex: *drinks wine*

James: I’m thankful for not being a part of the plot anymore, so I have lots of time to work on my muscles

Winn: I’m thankful that my creepy girlfriend disappeared without a trace or a mention

Lena: I’m thankful for all of the companies I could buy for Kara.

Alex: *snorts*

Lena: I mean, for the world. For the good of journalism.

Alex: *snorts and chokes on wine*

Lena: I’m also thankful for all my sassy comebacks to douchebag men this past year

Maggie: CHEERS TO THAT

Alex: AMEN SISTER

Maggie: I’m thankful for this amazing family who has accepted me and loves me, and of course, for Alex, my beautiful fiancée, who I love more than life itself and is the best gift I’ve ever gotten

Kara: *cries*

James: *cries*

Lena: *cries delicately*

Winn: *ugly sobs *

Alex: HERE, TAKE MY ALIEN GUN, I LOVE YOU, SHUT UP, GIVE ME TURKEY

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The truth is, we died together once before. Arthur, me… Danny Whizz-Bang, Freddie Thorne, Jeremiah, and John. We were cut off from the retreat, no bullets left, waiting for the Prussian cavalry to come, and to finish us off. And while we waited, Jeremiah said we should sing “In The Bleak Midwinter”. But we were spared; the enemy never came. And we all agreed that everything after that was extra. And when our time came, we would all remember.

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I was joking with @sunflower-chan about an au where Roy is Warfstache haha get it and it quickly devolved to a WKM au that probably doesn’t make much sense but have it.

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