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  • The 12 Days Of Christmas
  • Bob & Doug Mckenzie
  • Christmas Comedy Classics
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Okay now, this is our Christmas song
In case you don’t know what
To get somebody for Christmas

There’s lots of ideas in here
So listen and don’t get stuck

By the way, that’s me on the organ
(Aw, jeez) you start (okay)

On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me, a beer
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer

There should be more there
(Where) on the…go

Fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree, see, you need more

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree

Okay, on the sixth, you go
Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks and a beer
In a tree, okay

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven packs of smokes (nice gift)
Oh, six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree

Right, I keep forgetting

Phew, this should just be
The two days of Christmas
It’s too hard for us
(Um) go, hoser (oh)

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-four
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer on my tree

Yeah, that beer’s empty
Okay, day (twelve) twelve

Good day
And welcome to day twelve

Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree

Beauty, eh
Where’d you learn to do that
Uh, albums

Boy, so, like, that’s our song
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
And good day
Good day, everybody

Merry Christmas, eh?

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Polar Bear Mother + 2 by David & Shiela Glatz
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Polar Bear (Ursus maritimus) with two cubs off the coast of Barter Island, Alaska.

** New! “Homeworld Remix” and “Corruption Crew” Bracelets!

I know I haven’t given you guys an update - and I’m sorry for that, I was in a pretty bad car accident as of recent - but! I’m SO FREAKING excited to show you guys the new “Homeworld Remix” and “Corruption Crew” Steven Universe bracelets - now also sold at my Etsy shop TheBreeShow (click here)! As some of you have seen before, these bracelets have 9 slots, but these are specifically designed for the ‘homeworld’ and ‘corruption’ of the show. Instead of a pastel pink, the backgrounds vary per picture.

Check out the original two as well! (Click here for the Original!) & (Click Here for Fusion Cuisine!)

Homeworld Remix consists of: Diamond Authority Symbols, Yellow Diamond, Blue Pearl, White Diamond, Jasper, Pink Diamond, Yellow Pearl, and Blue Diamond. Of course, any of them can be replaced by another Homeworld gem.

Corruption Crew consists of:  Big Bird, Corrupted Jasper, Centipeetle, Orange Great North Monster, Centipeetle’s Drawing of the Diamond Corruption Song, Green Great North Monster, Watermelon Tourmaline, The Slinker, and Tongue Monster. And as I said with Homeworld, you’re welcome to replace any of them with another corrupted gem!

For anyone that visits the Etsy site, you’re ALWAYS welcome to make a custom order with other screenshots of the show. Heck, even if you want to give me an episode name and have me find faces on my own - that’s fine too! As long as it’s Steven Universe related, any picture is fine!

If you’d like something else (another show, family, manga, etc.) in the picture slots, it’s only a dollar more. c: Thanks for viewing! I hope you guys love them all so far!

When I first read this scene, I remember thinking “God, does Elias get along with anybody?” but upon further review, I’d like to take a minute to appreciate two things:

1) Elias is literally over here Like “…whatever you’re doing don’t do it. STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRO.” Because a complete smartass older brother as likely to mess with Elias as he is to take care of him is definitely what Lindel is.

2) Considering that their antagonism is in fact all smartassery and sarcasm and they both clearly have a sense of humor built entirely on messing with people, the two of them as a unit, wandering the great white north for who knows how long? THEY MUST HAVE BEEN A MENACE.

The magical sass brothers. Picture it for a second. THEY’RE LIKE THIS AS ADULTS 300 YEARS LATER

SO AS SASSY UNSUPERVISED YOUTHS

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE

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Polar Bear Sister to the Rescue by David & Shiela Glatz
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OK here is the follow up to the previous image (“Polar Bear Mother Comforts Hungry Cub”). Same scene, cropped a bit tighter on this shot. Polar Bear mother wouldn’t nurse and the male cub (on the right) was wailing and howling about it. His sister (in the center of this image) at first stood next to her mother, keeping quiet. Then she approached her brother and nuzzled him. They began play-fighting and that calmed down the little male. Nice work, sis. We appreciated the opportunity to get a glimpse into the lives of these magnificent animals. Kaktovik, Barter Island, Arctic Alaska.

Tomorrow I’m off to Canada <3

I’m leaving tomorrow and technically also arriving tomorrow after 18 hours of flying :P But still! I’m off to the Great White North! ^^ <3 Excitement has never been higher! Sleep has never been lower! I’m ready to see the love of my life and spend some time with him <3

Prompt: “Imagine you being injured and Bones having to patch you up, however, you’re strung out on medicine and when he looks away you try escaping the Sick Bay?” - Anon

Word Count: 1,193

Author’s Note: Sorry for not posting all weekend, it was Thanksgiving up here in the Great White North so I was busy consuming copious amounts of turkey and sweet potatoes. We should be back to our regularly scheduled programming now. Please enjoy this piece, I had a lot of fun writing it. I’ve been under the influence of some pretty exciting stuff in my day (in the hospital, of course), and man, let me tell you. Hallucinations. Fun times.

Also, I get to go write about Chekov’s ass now. I’m stoked.

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