‘the gang gets a new member’ is so good because they try to bring in this traditional hetero dudebro, the type of person mac and dennis see themselves as, but he's so completely bewildered by everything that they do.
‘flowers huh lol did you find these in the trash?’
‘no we bought them for you, please be serious, welcome to our friendship, let us light the ceremonial candles, why aren’t you wearing your matching ring, no we’re not trying to bang you (mac please), why won’t you let dennis choose your meals for you, let us dance for you, okay you know what you are not taking this seriously we’re just gonna push you outta this moving car’
“Dee inspired me. She said: "You’re an awesome janitor, Charlie. You can make this whole school slippery.” I said: “Sure, I’ll give it my best shot.” Then she’s like: “Let’s be best friends.” And I was like: “Sure, I’ll give that my best shot, too.” So we’re best friends now.“