If Someone Says "Thanks"...

DON’T respond with: “you’re welcome”.

DO respond with:

1. “Pete” then scream “MEMED IT!” before dabbing and casually walking away.

2. “For the memories” before continuing to scream the rest of the lyrics at the top of your lungs, and crazily dance around the space like a proper intellectual.

3. “For the venom” before sobbing intensely since you realize MCR is dead and you’re an emo train wreck who is absentmindedly searching their pockets for eyeliner.

Piper: No offense, but maybe you think I’m going too fast ‘cause you’re going too slow with Frank!

Hazel: No offense, but I’m going slow ‘cause I might lose my friend!

Piper: No offense, but maybe that’s a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!

Hazel: No offense, but I don’t remember you having a degree in feelings!

Piper: Offense! That’s rude!