Author: @writing-obrien and @dumbass-stilinski Rating: NSFW 18+ Pairing: Dave Hodgman/Reader Words: 5,504 AN: This fic was going to just be Chloe’s but then I jumped in to help her and it became a collab. You’re welcome. There’s just not enough Hodgman stories in the world. Contains masturbation (both), Oral (female receiving), ‘Skype Sex’, inspired by Chloe’s truly embarrassing events at a pizza restaurant, except hers didn’t end this well.
She couldn’t really be counted as the ‘new’ waitress anymore, seeing as she’d worked there for four months now. But in those four months business had spiked. People just adored her service.
Parents admired how well she treated the children.
Kids loved when she brought over crayons and drawings she’d printed herself.
Staff took advantage of the fact that she did many tables at once, leaving them to stand idle and chat while still getting the wages.
Teenage girls relished in the times that she would make chat and give advice on everything from lipstick shades to what has the most or few calories in.
Teenage boys simply came for the skirt that she wore showed just enough to tease without being slutty, her legs on show and her top fitted, pens lined along her top pocket.
Dave, however, had entirely different reasons for being here. He loved how her smile lit up when she was left a good tip on a bill. He loved how her hair fell perfectly around her face when she would let it down after shutting hours, cleaning the tables and singing her heart out to the music blasting. He loved that she worked overtime at the little shop, so that he could casually swing back and say hi.
He loved her.
He also hated that he was so sentimental about it and he couldn’t just think like the rest of the male population thought about her. Which he hated too.
Authors Note: Here is the next part to my pregnancy series I’ve got going on. Thanks to @rememberstilinski@sarcasticallystilinski and @smutandahalf for looking at this and letting me know how it is. I hope you guys enjoy this, it was quite fun to write. Also, I got really excited writing the reveal. Don’t know why exactly.