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STEVEN UNIVERSE: SAVE THE LIGHT
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A mysterious warrior arrives in Beach City and steals a powerful weapon, and then it’s up to the Crystal Gems to embark on the magical mission to end all magical missions. Steven and the Gems must travel far beyond Beach City, battle an army of creepy creatures, and stop a no-good Prism-snatcher in order to Save the Light!

I forever fall for people I can never have. You know, people who will never love me back. I end up with this magical mass of genuine love. Yet the person it’s for can never receive it. Like the song of melancholy against my chest. The hidden treasure that will never be discovered. And again I realize that I’m still the girl who loves everyone by herself.

Context: In our campaign, we ended up finding a magic book that if we touched it we would get stuck inside until we acted out all the parts.

DM: So you’ve found the book the villagers told you about, what do you do now?

Cleric: I roll to check if it’s a hentai.

Our exasperated Barbarian: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A HENTAI?!

Cleric: Because that’s the only shit I’ll even touch.

Dm: Okay, roll.

(After a nat 20) 

Dm (suffering from a migraine): It’s a hentai. And you’re all stuck in the hentai.

Cleric: Time to get my freak on.

⚓ Marooned Sailor Curse ⚓

a curse for those who abandon or turn on you, to strand them alone in life.

⚓  gather: a rock, sand, a jar, harbor water, twine, rusty nails, and a taglock

⚓  fill the bottom of the jar with sand.

⚓  bind the taglock/representative object of the person to the rock with twine.

⚓  place the taglock in the middle of the jar, surround with rusty nails.

⚓  fill the rest of the jar with harbor water.

⚓  inscribe on the outside the reason they are being marooned.

⚓  burn a black candle and use the wax to seal the jar.

⚓  break the seal when you want to end the curse.  

Please remember that Skam was supposed to have 2 more seasons

I see a lot of people disliking that stuff from previous seasons get dragged into this season. But you have to remember that Skam was supposed to have 6 seasons, which means that there would have been 2 more seasons to give us answers.

I don’t think Julie or anyone else working on the show could ever anticipate how much impact this show would have. “Fans” have invaded the school and stalked actors, and the pressure on Julie must have been tremendous. I went to a lecture with one of the producers of the show and she said that not only did Julie write and direct every episode herself, she was also involved with almost every single detail in every episode (every song you hear is chosen by her).

This has been a labor of love for Julie, and I think she would have wanted to give the show 2 more seasons, but I understand why it all became too much for her and everyone else involved and why they felt they had to end it all now.

Ending the show 2 seasons before it was supposed to end, 2 seasons before the story was supposed to end, means they have to give the show’s most important storylines a proper ending - right here and right now. Like give Noorhelm a proper resolution. And give us insight into Even’s back story, and show us how it affects Evak.

Yes, it is Sana’s story, but it is also Julie’s last chance to tell us all about this world she has created and give the entire series a proper ending. Does Sana’s story suffer from this? And would it have been better if we would have gotten 2 more seasons to spread out these answers? Of course, but given how things are, I think Julie is doing the best with what she has been given.

I love Skam. I am grateful that we have been given this wonderful show and this wonderful world. And I am grateful to Julie Andem. (But I still hope we get a movie next year that gives us the russebuss experience.)

Here’s to 4 more episodes and a hopefully magical ending to a magical show. Alt er love.

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The Case of Separated Cockles.

GIF 1: Misha is quietly signing his posters. 

GIF 2: Jensen tries to move closer to Misha but is asked to go back to his place. Misha notices.

GIF 3: Then Misha disappears from his seat. 

GIF 4: Misha magically finds himself beside Jensen. It is important to note that Misha took the long way around to buy himself some time but sadly it didn’t work. Misha is asked to go back to his place.

And after the autograph session, they magically ended up beside each other to take pictures. 

show me your love spell 💙

a simple spell to help subtle or nuanced feelings be communicated 

💙  dry some rose petals and crush them, add dill. 

💙   sprinkle a pinch of the two herbs over an effect of the person, or something that represents the relationship. 

💙   make a little circle out of the rest of the herbs, put the candle in the center.

💙   Burn the candle and chant,

By rose petals and dill this spell starts
Draw me closer and show your cares
As I’ve held you in my arms
And you hold me in your heart
.”

💙   SAVE THE HERBS IN A BAG or something. 

💙   If the spell becomes too much, so you can salt and burn them to end it.

anonymous asked:

Fav sterek fics?

I have 402 bookmarks on AO3, how do I choose favorites?! I guess I can try ; ; here’s my pathetic attempt at a sterek rec list (fics added as I find them in my bookmarks, not by favorites):


The Boy and the Beast by Dira Sudis (dsudis) [116k, M]

In which events in Beacon Hills go rather differently from the start, and a Beauty and the Beast (ish) story ensues. (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)

Safety in Silence by Survivah [66k, M]

It’s perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn’t want to be Derek’s soulmate.

Easy Trouble by Survivah [55k, M]

Derek+Stiles+fairies = love spell

“Make love to me,” Derek demands.

What.

Where The Inevitable Isn’t by Survivah [41, M]

Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

“A part of Stiles had been thinking that he’d come home, and just go, ‘hey, Derek, are we mates and you just haven’t said anything about it?’ and Derek would reply, ‘now you mention it, we are indeed! Now come to my bedchamber, where we will have super hot sex and then cuddle after!’”

A Simple Life by Survivah [13k, T]

Derek plans to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura dies. Then he meets a stubborn young fox, and the stubborn young fox meets an urn of Deaton’s magic powder, and his plans change.

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lockedinmybody  asked:

daliaaaaa could you tell me your fave sterek fics please?? :)

How could you ask me this? Do you have any idea how many sterek fics I’ve read over the years? How many I’ve loved?

This is a short list of the very few I could think of off the top of my head. I think I’ll probably make a recs page, because I’ve been meaning to for a long time. I have a recs tag, but that includes different pairings as well.


Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways

“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”

(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)

The Prince

Stiles must surrender the most important thing in his life to protect the town… and no one can figure out what it was.

Around The Bend

The first time Derek catches sight of the new yoga instructor, Stiles is in the middle of showing a class how to do downward-facing dog. Derek walks into a wall.

Things don’t exactly improve from there.

Derek can’t stop staring at Stiles, the bendy new yoga instructor at his family’s gym. Stiles thinks Derek’s a repressed homophobe who hates Stiles for making him want the D. They fall in love.

can’t be hateful, gotta be grateful

“Be cool, Dad, we’ve decided to con Grandma.”

(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma’s and she gets the right wrong idea.)

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Ways Witchcraft Has Affected My Life

🗝My pleasure reading is now academic reading. After starting to lose the skill I once had, my reading comprehension has gone way up.

🗝 I get more done and finished more projects because the first step of something can be a spell. Spells are fun to do so I’m less likely to put it off. Once I’ve taken the first step, I have the motivation and momentum to see the rest of it through, something I used to struggle with.

🗝 I feel as if I have much more agency in my life. I can protect myself from toxic people and actively pull myself out of toxic mindsets much more easily than before.

🗝 Articulating what I want in spells has helped me better understand what I want out of life or what I should be truly focusing on.

🗝I’m much, MUCH better at cooking. I can feed myself on more than just ramen and toast, which makes me healthier and happier.

🗝I have more motivation to give back to the community, through charity or service work, or just being more mindful about the environment and supporting local businesses.

🗝I have a much deeper understanding of history and cultures outside of my own.

🗝 I used to be a slob, but now I regularly clean my room and keep my space tidy because I recognize that a messy room affects me negatively and hurts my magic. Also, my room always smells excellent.

🗝 Whenever I work with deities I practice ritual self hygiene. So the little things I used to ignore before bed don’t get ignored as much.

🗝I have a much deeper appreciation for the little things in life, happy coincidences, tiny blessings. I notice them much more and am thankful.

🗝 I have met so many amazing people and have formed wonderful friendships around the craft.

In the end, when people debate if magic is real or not, who cares? It’s undeniably producing real results.

break the chain

happy birthday @carryonsimoncarryon!!

length: 3.7k

genre(s): angst+fluff

triggers/warnings: none

simon and baz get in a fight during 7th year and end up magically handcuffed together 

a/n: thank you @cherryonsimon for ur beta skills and brutal honesty :p AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAILEY!!!! ENJOY BEING OLD 💜💜

(if the readmore doesn’t work then just click the url and it will take you to the post ^__^)



Simon

“I don’t think we should see each other anymore.”

My jaw drops and I stare at Agatha. She doesn’t look like she’s joking, and I start to feel sick.

“What?”

“I want to break up.”

“But–but why?”

“I just don’t think we’re good together,” she says, like her words aren’t devastating. Like she hasn’t just unraveled all of my plans for our future together.

“But…but I love you…” I say, a bit pathetically, and her face hardens.

“I’m not doing this because I don’t love you, Simon. I just don’t want to be with you anymore.”

I don’t know what to say to that, and she’s not listening anyway. She’s looking at something over my shoulder and I turn around quickly to see what it is.

It’s Baz.

He gives her a lazy wave and a wink, and when I face her again she’s gone pink.

“Him?” I say incredulously. “You’re breaking up with me for him?”

“What if I am?” she says, and I feel my magic starting to rise. She takes a step back, looking scared. I curse and try to force it back down.

“Agatha,” I say, but she’s still moving. “Agatha! I didn’t mean it!”

She spins on her heel and walks off, leaving me behind in the hall.

I’m sure I look like a fish out of water; students are leaving the classrooms and everyone’s giving me a funny look. I’m still fighting to keep my magic under control and I only have one thought on my mind: this is Baz’s fault.

* * *

Baz had somehow disappeared after my confrontation with Agatha, so I go looking for him. I eventually find him lurking in an unused corridor–the one with the room where the Crucible is stored. Surely Baz isn’t daft enough to try and mess with it. He must have some other scheme planned.

I don’t care what it is, I don’t care about anything else right now other than the fact that Baz has once again ruined my life.

I’m attempting to sneak up on him when the sole of my shoe squeaks, and he whips around.

“What do you want, Snow?” Baz spits, and I rush forward without thinking.

“This is all your fault!” I yell as I shove him, “if you’d just left Agatha well alone she wouldn’t have broken up with me!”

He looks confused for a second and then smirks. That makes me angrier, so I shove him again. Harder. This time his head makes a satisfying crack as it hits the wall. I rush forward with my arm pulled back, ready to punch him. He moves to block me and our hands collide in mid-air.

I feel a shimmer of magic around my wrist and my stomach drops. Baz must have cast something too low for me to hear, and now…well, I’m not really sure what he did until I look at my hand and see the shiny metal bracelet. I don’t realize what’s happened at first; Baz tugs his wrist and mine comes with it.

Merlin’s tits, I’m fucking handcuffed to Baz. What is he planning to do to me? This must be one of his schemes! He’s going to…he’s going to…

Well, I’m not sure what he’s going to do, but it probably involves me and a pair of handcuffs.

“What the hell, Baz!” I growl, “let me go!”

He looks indignant. “I didn’t do this!”

“Of course you did!”

“Crowley, Snow, do you really think I’d attach myself to you on purpose?”

Baz

The air starts to fill with smoke, and I realize it’s Snow. Shit, I should have known this would happen. He’s going to bloody go off. I’m tempted to poke him as I usually do–because I know he’ll just shield me–but I finally give into my urge to just…help him.

“Deep breaths now, Snow,” I say, and his head snaps up. He narrows his eyes at me, but I keep going; keep holding his gaze. “Let it go. Some of it. Before you start another fire. Whatever–fuck!”

Snow shoves me into the wall for the second time today, only this time he comes with me and I’m hit from both sides.

“What was that for? I was helping you, you numpty!”

“I don’t need your help,” he snarls.

“Fine!” I spit, “let’s go find you someone else then!”

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SHANCE AU: The God and Gladiator 

Back again, this time with a Shance au.

-Basically, Lance is a god of water and beauty (I’m mixing a lot of my mythology knowledge into this au)

-Shiro was a a traveling astrologist and merchant until he was caught in a battle that got him captured as a slave for an enemy empire. He was then used as a gladiator and released as the Champion when he lost his arm in his final battle

-He now kind of wanders as the weird wise guy who is in his twenties and only has one arm

-Lance is one day messing around and loses his magic urn, dropping it to Earth by mistake

-Lance ends up going down to Earth to find it, and comes across Shiro in the streets and observes this amputee telling all kinds of glorious gladiator battles to children giving him bread in exchange

-Enthralled, Lance asks Shiro to help him find his urn in exchange for a new arm

-Shiro doesn’t really believe in magic, but travels with Lance anyway bc he’s nice like that

-Lance ends up creating a magic arm from a star and gifting it to Shiro, who is incredibly stunned and promises to even give his life to Lance in the mission to find the urn

-They come across beasts and stuff, like giant serpents, minotaurs, and even a tribe of cyclopses 

-Lance ends up getting a minotaur horn as a new enchanted healing tool

-Cute hotspring date where Lance asks about each of Shiro’s scars and soothes him during a nightmare later that evening

-Lance learning of human customs, Shiro finding Lance’s curiosity adorable

-They fall in love somewhere along the way

-Shiro is almost killed, Lance uses the horn to heal him and they fight about the use of it when Lance says something along the lines of “I’m immortal and you are not, I can sit still for centuries and never age but you die in under a century. You promised to give me your life, right? So use it to live the mortal experience for me!”

-Shiro is touched and they continue on to where their adventure takes them to meet Pidge, a forest nymph, who found Lance’s urn and is willing to give it back bc “The urn was flooding everything.” (It’s a magic urn belonging to a water god,, what were u expecting??)

-Lance ends up getting sick before he departs from Shiro, who is confused bc why is a god getting sick????

-Lance ends up leaving ill, and Shiro is lonely and worried but like it’s not like he can tie a god down

-Eventually, a year after Lance’s leave, Shiro is greeted by a dream telling him to go to the flower field where Lance left

-Shiro finds a human Lance there, who is shivering and complaining about the cold

-”What are you doing here? And where’s your urn? Did you lose it again?” 

-”I forgot my favorite human here– and Keith was getting really irritating when he complained about the underworld. Mind if i stay with you for the human experience?”

-”I’d bring down the very heavens singlehandedly if you ask it of me, Lance.”

-(Keith is like, the son of Hades or smth,, idk)

-Happy endings all the way, they grow old together, and when they die Lance is a god again and Shiro is made into an immortal with Allura’s permission

-(Allura is my equivalent to Zeus)