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Rules for RPG horror games

1) Save every 5 seconds. (You’ll thank me later)

2) Don’t trust anybody.

3) Don’t.Touch.The.Piano.

4) If you see a weapon,pick it up.

5) Get a calculator.(There is always a number puzzle)

6) Have your finger on the sprint key…just in case.

7) Don’t get attached to any characters.(One of the biggest mistakes I have ever made)

8) Go to the bathroom before playing.

9) If you forgot to do 8),sorry you’re on your own.

10)  Don’t have anything breakable nearby.You might either rage or jump with fright.

What I thought of RPG horror games
  • <b><b></b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> <b></b> Ib:</b> Well clearly someone's been messing with this damn art gallery. Yup. Gonna have a great time.<p><b>Mad Father:</b> What is up with this family omg what<p><b>Misao:</b> YOSHINO NO, MR SOHTA NO<p><b>The Mirror Lied:</b> WHAT DID I JUST PLAY<p><b>The Witch's House:</b> At first: Pffft silly girl going into a witch's house what does she think she's doing -w-<p><b>True ending:</b> WTF NO SHE HAS TO LIVE HJEFGRGIHJFHFJRHFJR MOST EPIC PLOT TWIST EVER CRIES FOR 8 MILLION YEARS<p><b>Yume Nikki:</b> Alright, what the hell is this?<p><b>Mermaid Swamp:</b> OMG TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF NO MORE MERMAID SWAMP (but I ship Rin and Seitaro oops) <p><b>Red Book:</b>WHAT THE HELL SATAN CREATED THIS! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE GODDAMMIT<p><b>Lisa:</b>Rick the dick heheheh<p><b>Pom gets wi-fi:</b> Heheh Tumfur
  • <p><b>Alice Mare:</b> THAT. GODDAMN. CAT.<p><b>The Crooked Man:</b>ASJFDUDJSHXUS TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF
  • Later:*turns it on again* *plays for a bit* OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS ADORABLE <p><p><b>Akemi-tan:</b> *presses start* *game begins* *moves* *terrifying jump scare* *screams* *deletes game* *deletes everything to do with the game* *turns off computer* *hides under bed* nO<p><b>.flow:</b> Sabitsuki's delivery service eue<p><b>Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea:</b> I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CUTE GAME OMFG NO<p><b>The Grey Garden:</b> Well at least it wasn't like Wadanohara uwu<p><b>Mogeko Castle:</b> At first: YONAKA NO DON'T ENTER THE CASTLE!!! (and stay away from those mogekos, moge)<p><b>True end:</b> cRIES YONAKA PLS<p><p><p><b>Misao version 3:</b> LIBRARY IS AYA'S CLONE AND I GOT KILLED BY A BOOK<p><p><b>Corpse Party:</b> SEIKO NO!!!<p><p><b>Dreaming Mary: At first:</b> Oh, what a cute game!<p><b>Later on:</b> HE'S COMING HE'S COMING OMF GET ME OUT OF HERE MONSTERS<p><p><b>Yanderella:</b> Oh what a lovely game about couples wow this is so cute- oH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK HINATA AND HONOKA LEAVE THAT POOR GUY ALONE AND STOP THREATENING HIM WITH SWORDS AND SCISSORS<p><b>Midnight Puppeteer:</b> Where the hell did her dad go and what's with that bear<p><b>Pocket Mirror demo:</b> What<p><b>Corpse Party Rebuilt:</b> WHERE'S SEIKO<p><b>Ao Oni:</b> At first: Ew what is that thing<p><b>Later on:</b> Well fuck<p>
  • The Sandman:No go away Regan
  • Paranoiac:At first: OH FRICKETY FRACK SNICK SNACK PADDY WHACK WHAT IS THAT THING
  • A bit later:...Noooooo this is boring
  • Even later:weLL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER MOTHER
RPG Horror Games in a Nutshell
  • <b>Ib:</b> WELL SHIT WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!<p><b>Mad Father:</b> WELL SHIT DAD, I GOTTA GO SAVE YOU!<p><b>Witch's House:</b> WELL SHIT EVERYTHIN' IS TRYINA' KILL ME!<p><b>Misao:</b> WELL SHIT MISAO, I GOTTA GO FIND YO' ASS!<p><b>Paranoiac:</b> WELL SHIT THERE'S A MONSTER IN MAH HOUSE!<p><b>Crooked Man:</b> WELL SHIT I'M GOING CRAZY AND MY LIFE IS SHIT AND I'M GONNA DIE TODAY AND ALONE!!<p><b>Mermaid Swamp:</b> WELL SHIT THERE'S A CURSE, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT SO THERE IS NO FUCKIN' CURSE!<p><b>Desperate Love Feast:</b> WELL SHIT, I DON'T WANT TO LOVE YOU CHIHIRO! YOU IS A CANNIBAL AND A PSYCHO YANDERE BITCH.<p><b>Corpse Party:</b> SHIT, WHY THE FUCK YA'LL DYING?! STAY ALIVE, CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ONCE?!<p><b>Yume Nikki:</b> Shit I have some fucked-up dreams...
  • Forest of Drizzling Rain:Oh shit, did I make a fucking promise, I'm gonna die.