I’m sort of proud that my comic collection incited extreme nerd envy at the UPS store today. When the clerk came out, he apologized for how long it took them to get it all done. They were too busy geeking out over my literal 150 pounds of comics to actually pack them.
Hotel clerk: Ms. Heath? Tobin: Yes. Hotel clerk: There is a message. Would you like to hear it? Tobin: Sure. Jill (over phone): Hello Tobin. It was bloody hard tracking you down. We had an idea you were in Australia surfing, but didn't know exactly where. Enough with the chit chat. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to recapture this trophy *shows World Cup* from Japan. There is no set plan, just beat whichever teams we face. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds. *MI theme*