The Types as Snicket Quotes

ENFJ - “It is always cruel to laugh at people, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.” 

INFJ - “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” 

ESTP - “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” 

ISTP - “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

ENTJ - “This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

INTJ - “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” 

ESFP - “It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”

ISFP - “You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”

ESTJ - “It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.” 

ISTJ - “If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.” 

ENFP - “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

INFP - “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” 

ESFJ - “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” 

ISFJ - “It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”

ENTP - “It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.”

 INTP - “The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”