anonymous asked:

tbh white women are the bane of my existence. sure white men suck, but white women and other white people think theyre 'one of us' for some reason. fuck off. you don't get to treat the other races like shit then pretend to understand our shit.

literally what are you saying to me

One Direction One Shot (Volume III)

by purpleeyestelllies

The third installment of my anthology of one shots about the five boys that are the literal bane of my existence.

I know I’ve taken quite a break in between volumes so I thank you all SOOOO much for your patience. All of your requests are still listed and I’ve gotten some of them done. I’ll be updating pretty regularly (I hope…) so subscribe and bookmark and let the fun begin.

Welcome back to my Madhouse, ladies and gents!


Words: 2984, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of 1D1S

via AO3 works tagged ‘Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson’

fatgirlgetsfitatlast asked:

Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?

Bit of an oxy-moron, because if they are my pet peeves, I probably don’t find them that strange :-P I have a long list, but the highlights:

- Misuse of the word literally to mean the opposite of the word literally.
- Anything between my toes, errant cords and bits of string are the bane of my existence. 
- The sound of turned on empty plug sockets.

Tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by: @vampangel62

Name: Kristen

Birthday: Dec 17

Relationship Status: Single

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Siblings: One younger brother, Jake (8), the light and bane of my existence

Pets: none but i have friends who have cats and i am a proud cat aunt until i become a cat mom

Time: 12:36 pm 

Type of phone: rose gold iphone 6s named sten

Love or Lust: love

Lemonade or Ice Tea: lemonade esp from chickfila

Cats or Dogs: i love both equally, all cats and dogs are precious animals and deserve all the hugs and love in the world

Coke or Pepsi: Coke, but only diet coke and cherry coke bc regular coke is too syrupy and sweet

Day or Night: day, specifically afternoon

Text or call: mmmm text, calling people gives me anxiety

Makeup or Natural: Natural

Smile or Eyes: eyes

Shorter or Taller: before, i used to be all about my s.o. being taller than me but now i dont really care

Intelligence or Attraction: okay both because im only human

Chapstick or Lipstick: lol chapstick i guess

City or Country: city by far, though there is something calming about the country

Last song you listened to: The Pretender - Tessa Rose Jackson

uh who to tag @alisienna @xenianyx @thirdrailsniper @nilboxes @sotocakes @anon-omis @acenickvalentine @getkubed @a-j-aria @wonderingalways

anyone else feel free to do it if you want to as well, just tag me so i can see your answers! 


“Greetings, Sans– so.”
“This is your job, huh.”
“Why do you have such a hard time with it?”
“It’s pretty easy.”
Why didn’t you just reap me properly too?”
“You’re so incompetent hahaha!”

So, in the First Reaping, Chara was not properly reaped and had thus managed to escape while being corrupted by Death’s (Sans’s) magic. Therefore, with their soul fused by the essence of darkness and Sans’s magic, they have an affinity with Death that allows them to wield Death’s scythe.

At some point, Chara would have grown strong enough to steal one of Sans’s scythes. They take it and reap mortals before their time, which would naturally brew chaos. Sans of course desperately tries to hunt them down in order to take it back, but he is unable to catch them. Eventually, after a mad period of Chara-induced chaos, Chara suddenly appears and drops the scythe by his feet as if it was worth nothing.

“Got bored. Killing people instantly is no fun at all. It’s much more fun… to see them live long enough to become corrupted. Don’t you think?”

And then they disappear with a child-like laugh, leaving Sans stunned and full of dread.

(Whether this was just a random act, simple curiosity, or part of a much greater plot, though, Sans doesn’t yet know. Chara was always so unpredictable.)

things that piss me off:

  • shay mitchell’s candids
  • those photos that people take of shay mitchell 
  • photographic evidence of shay mitchell casually doing whatever and still managing to look flawless af 
  • shay mitchell’s candids
  • when shay mitchell looks like an angel descended from heaven above and I have to see photos of it
  • candid photos of shay mitchell
  • photos of shay mitchell