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i demand someone give mark parsons ample time, space and money to create an aaood movie to be released in theaters thank you 

NO BUT GUYS HARRY DID MAKE A PUN! AFTER HE SAID “Just drop the last couple of eves.” HE THEN PROCEEDED TO SAY “But then that would make you… an eves-dropper.” AN EVES-DROPPER!!! CURLY DID MAKE A PUN BUT LOUIS WAS TOO BUSY ANGSTING ABOUT HIS FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAY TO NOTICE AND APPARENTLY NEITHER DID A LOT OF YA’LL!!!! 

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Spoons spoons spoons etc. look out look out, there’s something evil twitching in your kitchen, oogely boogely silver wear every where, they’re terrible horrible spoons, look here, look here, they can carry soup or peas, or disease, spoonely spoonely, lock your doors, check your drawers, they’re terrible horrible spoons, look in the spoon, you look like a clown, its all fun and games, but turn it around, an now your face is upside down, it’s truly the devils work. *mwhahahaa* they never slice or chop or spear or whisk or dice or pierce or smear. All they ever do, I fear is spoon, spoon, spoon, SPOON! They’re terrible horrible spoons! They’re big, they’re small, they scoop, they flick, they’re silver, they’re wood, they’re a bowl on a stick, hold solids and liquids, they’re nothing that stops them! They’re convex on on one side, concave on the opposite. They’re spoons spoons spoons spoons spoon spoon spooOOOOOooooooOOOOooooons…