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musical ratings based on if children swear
  • falsettos: great at first, but slows down a lot. 7/10
  • annie: terrible. so many children, so few swears. 0/10
  • into the woods: none, but if it was made now im certain little red would drop an f-bomb. 1/10
  • music man: not even trying. 0/10
  • fun home: idt there are any? 0/10
  • billy elliot: incredible. set the standard. if u like children swearing this is the show for u. 11/10
  • spring awakening: theyre not child actors, but gosh do they swear a lot. 2/10
  • matilda: they say hell a couple times. 5/10
  • spelling bee: again, not child actors. if "erection" is a swear, 3/10, if not, 0/10
  • a christmas story: no full on swears, but quite a few near swears, so its alright. 2/10
  • school of rock: very good. bonus for talking abt hating the man, minus for being a not great show. 8/10
  • sound of music: can u imagine if one of those kids started swearing thatd be hilarious. 0/10
Songs to make your Non-Broadway Friends Listen to with no context at all
  • My Unfortunate Erection: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Sugar Daddy: Hedwig and the Anrgy Inch
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: The Book of Mormon
  • Blue: Heathers
  • Totally Fucked: Spring Awakening
  • Black Death: Something Rotten!
  • Friki-friki: Honeymoon in Vegas
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: The Book of Mormon
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want: Avenue Q
  • Telly: Matilda
  • Over The Moon: RENT
  • The Ballad of Farquaad: Shrek
  • Magic Foot: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • The Word of Your Body reprise: Spring Awakening
  • Die Vampire, Die!: [title of show]
  • Something Rotten/Make an Omelette: Something Rotten!
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: The Book of Mormon
  • Hello Little Girl: Into the Woods
  • Angry Inch: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • It's Eggs: Something Rotten!
  • The Internet is for Porn: Avenue Q

the one who made it out - a playlist highlighting the talents of women of color in musical theatre

aquarius - hair // america - west side story // waiting for life - once on this island // breathe - in the heights // i speak six languages - the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee // prologue / little shop of horrors - little shop of horrors // that’s rich - newsies // we ain’t no cheerleaders - bring it on // eleven days - here lies love // helpless - hamilton // satisfied - hamilton // 911! emergency - bare: a pop opera // we’re okay - rent // the dark i know well - spring awakening // learn your lessons well - godspell // simple joys - pippin // the witch - big fish // i wonder where our love has gone - lady day at emerson’s bare and grill // sal tlay ka siti - the book of mormon // something wonderful - the king and i // i loves you, porgy - porgy and bess // it won’t be long now - in the heights // out tonight - rent // letterbomb - american idiot // the party goes with you - 35mm: a musical exhibition // i got four kids - caroline or change // where you are - kiss of the spider woman // by my side - godspell // your daddy’s son - ragtime // colored woman - memphis //

L I S T E N

Bootlegs

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
A Chorus Line
A Very Potter Musical
A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Senior Year
An American In Paris
Anything Goes
American Idiot
Avenue Q OBC
Avenue Q
Bonnie & Clyde OBC
Bonnie & Clyde
Bring it on (p1-p5)
Book of Mormon OBC
Book of Mormon
Carrie
Cabaret W/ Emma Stone
Chicago
Cinderella
Cannibal! The Musical
Dirty Dancing
Dear Evan Hansen OBC
Falsettos OBC
Falsettos Revival OBC
Fun home
Hamilton OBC
Heathers
Heathers read through
Hedwig and the angry inch w/ Andrew Rannells
In the heights OBC
If/then
Jesus Christ superstar
Kinky boots
Legally blonde
Little shop of horrors
Next to normal
Pokémon Live!
Rent
Spring awakening OBC
Spring awakening 2015
Something rotten
Something Really Rotten
The Addams Family
The Secret Garden
The Phantom Of The Opera
Waitress OBC
Wicked OBC

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YOU KNOW HOW THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE IS A COMEDY AND HAHA NERDY KIDS WHO SURROUND THEMSELVES WITH DICTIONARIES INSTEAD OF FRIENDS AND THEN YOU HEAR LOGAINNE SCHWARTZANDGRUBENIERRE’S GOODBYE, AND SHE SAYS SHE HATES LOSERS AND SHE’S A LOSER

HAHAHA WOW SO FUNNY

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Cast of The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee spoof Spring Awakening