the vampire diaries smut

Prompt List of Sarcasm
  1. “Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.” 
  2. “Define normal.” 
  3. “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 
  4. “Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 
  5. “Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 
  6. “It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” 
  7. “I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 
  8. “And you wonder why you’re still single.” 
  9. “Remind me to kill you. Please.” 
  10. “I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.” 
  11. “That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?” 
  12. “Were you dropped on your head?” 
  13. “She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 
  14. “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.” 
  15. “If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 
  16. “Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 
  17. “If I survive, can I go home?” 
  18. “My middle finger salutes you.” 
  19. “This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.” 
  20. “I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.” 
  21. “I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 
  22. “Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.” 
  23. “Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 
  24. “Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 
  25. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 
  26. “All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 
  27. “I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.” 
  28. “Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 
  29. “What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 
  30. “I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 
  31. “I need therapy after this.” 
  32. “You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 
  33. “I’m not weird. I am limited edition.” 
  34. “I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 
  35. “I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 
  36. “If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.” 
  37. “You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” 
  38. “I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.” 
  39. “I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.” 
  40. “Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 
  41. “I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 
  42. “Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!” 
  43. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 
  44. “You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.” 
  45. “Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 
  46. “The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” 
  47. “Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 
  48. “She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 
  49. “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 
  50. “I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 
  51. “Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.” 
  52. “You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.” 
  53. “What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.” 
  54. “I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 
  55. “So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 
  56. “Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 
  57. “This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.” 
  58. “A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.” 
  59. “Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” 
  60. “I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.” 
  61. “You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.” 
  62. “What you call insanity, I call inspiration.” 
  63. “Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” 
  64. “Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 
  65. “Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.” 
  66. “I like you. You’re different.” 
  67. “You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.” 
  68. “Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 
  69. “You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 
  70. “Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 
  71. “I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 
  72. “Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 
  73. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” 
  74. “I care so little, I almost passed out.” 
  75. “Well behaved woman rarely make history.” 
  76. “You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” 
  77. “The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.” 
  78. “You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.” 
  79. “Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 
  80. “How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.” 
  81. “Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 
  82. “Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.” 
  83. “I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” 
  84. “You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 
  85. “Have fun being deal.” “I will.” 
  86. “Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.” 
  87. “It’s called thinking. Go with it.” 
  88. “I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.” 
  89. “Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.” 
  90. “I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.” 
  91. “The girl is strange no question.” 
  92. “Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.” 
  93. “I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.” 
  94. “You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.” 
  95. “I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
  96. “I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.” 
  97. “I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.” 
  98. “If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
  99. “I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.” 
  100. “Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.” 
  101. “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.” 
  102. “You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?” 
  103. “I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.” 
  104. “My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.” 
  105. “I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.” 
  106. “My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.” 
  107. “She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.” 
  108. “And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.” 
  109. “Such big evil in such a little thing.” 
  110. “Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?” 
  111. “What does not kill you will likely try again.” 
  112. “Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.” 
  113. “And hello to you too… little homewrecker.” 
  114. “I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 
  115. “I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.” 
  116. “What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
  117. “In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.” 
  118. “I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.” 
  119. “Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.” 
  120. “This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.” 

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dating klaus moodboard pt.2 

Flower Meanings!

Just some flower meanings I wanted to get out there. It seemed pretty cool to me but was a lot of work, so I hope y’all enjoy it! Now updated with pictures of each one! 

Disclaimer: None of these photos are mine, and this post is obscenely long. Like, super long. Beware. But also enjoy ;)


Alstroemeria - Wealth, prosperity, fortune, friendship

Pink/red alstroemeria - warmth and affection towards a friend

Orange alstroemeria - keeps you working towards your goals

Yellow/white/blue alstroemeria - express your concern to a loved one who isn’t feeling well

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- MASTERLIST  
                KAI PARKER SMUT -


•  I Always Get What I Want
Kai keeps tugging on reader’s skirt , she tells him off but thats only the beginning …

•  Roommates (A Prison World Story)
Reader gets sent to the Prison World where Kai is. They have briefly crossed parts before  and have spend nearly 5 months together in there, over time getting closer and eventually move in together (as friends , things grow from there) …

•  Don’t Challenge Me (a bit of a sequel to Roommates )

•  All I Want
Kai stalks Reader who is super annoyed because Kai never stops talking , dropping hints about him being in love with her and one day Reader finds Kai sleeping in her bed …

•  Magic Fingers (a prequel of sorts to Don’t Let Me Go)

Bring Me To Life
Reader is in love with Kai but he ignores it because the feelings he has scare him and is not sure if it’s love.

•  How I Really Feel
Reader is a part of the MF gang and a which with a different kind of powers. She likes him but Kai doesn’t seem to like her but that’s not exactly true.

•  Just Tonight
(After Kai gets out of the 1994 Prison World , before the merge).
Kai meets Reader at the Grill and they end up making out. Later on Reader leaves and Kai follows her in the dark streets of Mystic Falls.

•  I Know You Like Me
Reader and Kai always are cocky / tease each other , one day Reader is kidnapped and Kai comes to her rescue.

•  Thunderstorms
Reader is afraid of Thunderstorms and Kai sees that a big storm is coming and rushes to her place worried because of a blackout.

 Lessons
(in the new Prison World) Reader gets sent into the Prison World with Kai. One day Kai comes back and finds out she had sneaked into his room while he was out of the house.

•  No Touching - Part II - Part III (🔥🔥🔥)
Kai get’s injured and get’s horny so Reader has to ‘take care’ of him.

 Hands to Myself
Reader and Kai make a bet  on how long each of them can last without kissing / touching the other.

 Feed On Me
Kai and Reader are best friends. After the transition Kai finds himself wanting to bite her , feed on her and …

•  Friends With Benefits
Reader and Kai are friends with benefits.

•  Fuck Away The Pain
(based on the song ‘’Fuck Away The Pain” by Divide The Day)

•  Under The Stars
Reader feels insecure because of all the supernatural girls throwing themselves at Kai and she doesn’t feel like she is good enough.

•     Taking Back My Love 😈
(based on the song ‘Taking Back My Love’ by Enrique Iglesias & Ciera)

•     Moonlight 🔥
Reader and Kai live together but are not a couple. One hot summer night he wakes up and she is not in the house.

•     Miss me ?  🔥
Reader comes home finding Kai touching himself.

•     That’s Kinda Hot 🔥
Reader squirts for the first time.

•     Punishment  
Kai sees Reader dancing with another guy and then punishes her.

•     Having Fun? 
Kai is on the phone and Reader is suuupppeeer horny , but he wont pay attention to her and she decides to take matters in her hands.

•     New Things
Reader gives Kai the head for the first time.

•     Scars
Reader is a werewolf who has been in a lot of fights and has some scars on her body , and she doesn’t want to sleep with Kai because of them.

•     If You Want It - Take It 
Reader is sent to the Prison World where Kai is but doesn’t know she is not alone until one day they meet accidentally and move in together @ the Salvatores.

•    Bumpy Ride 
Kai and Reader go on a road trip ; He teases reading right before they leave and then its a bumpy ride.

•     Fast Friends
Reader meets Kai at the Salvatore’s and he teases her with magic.

•      Midnight Surprises 🔥
A sequel toIf You Want It - Take It

•      Rule Breaker 😈
Kai has set rules when it comes to him and Reader doing things and Reader breaks one of them.

•      Snowy Honeymoon 🔥
Reader is a witch and she gets married to Kai , seemingly neither of them liking the other but on their honeymoon something happens.

•      Fireflies
Kai and Reader go on a camping trip in the woods.

•      Addicted to You [praise kink] 🔥
Kai and Reader are (fr)enemies with benefits , thought thats not exactly the truth.#iSuckAtSummaries😄

•      Chill 🔥
Reader is tired of Kai teasing her , saying she is too serious and needs to chill and after one of the parties in MF things … happen.😈

•      EX’s and OH’s [threesome smut] 🔥(ft. Kol Mikaelson)
Kai and Reader are a couple and then out of the blue Kol (her ex) shows up after he comes back to life.😈

•      Party Surprises  🔥
Kai and Reader are having fun at the Salvatore’s with the MF gang and Kai gets horny and then things happen. [a bit of a sequel to ‘ Fast Friends ’]

•      24/7  🔥
based on the song ‘24/7′ by David Correy  

•      First Time
Reader’s parents (leaders of the werewolf pack in Portland) and Kai’s parents arrange a marriage to grant peace between the supernaturals in Oregon. Both Kai and Reader are 17 years old at the time. On her 18th birthday something happens for the first time.

•      More Of You 
A dominant Kai.

•    Awwh, am I being punished ?🔥
‘Awhh, am I being punished. Cuz that’s kinda hot.’ // Kai screwes up and Reader punishes him.
[a sequel to  IF YOU WANT IT TAKE IT  /  MIDNIGHT SURPRISES ]

•      Handcuffs 
Kai handcuffs himself to Reader to get her to admit she feels something for him, and thingshappen.

•      More Than Friends
Reader calls Kai to pick her up from a party and when he comes to get her, he is all grumpy while she is happy and horny. Then on the ride ‘home’ something happen.

•      Distractions  🔥
Reader has a paper to finish, but Kai has other ideas about their afternoon together.

•      The Best Birthday 🎂
It’s Reader’s birthday and after four years, she finally gets to spend it with Kai.

•      Hunger  🔥
dom!kai   |  Kai goes away for a couple of days and when he comes back he finds Reader at a bar with some guy’s hands around her.

•      Up in Flames
Reader is talking on the phone and Kai forces her to stay on the phone while he goes down on her. (dom!kai/a little rough smut)

•      Let’s Ruin the Friendship 🔥
Kai and Reader are roommates and secretly both of them have a crush on each other but neither of them does anything until one day something happens everything changes.

•      Into My Bloodstream  🔥
It’s Halloween night. 🎃 There is a party in the woods by the old cemetery and Kai sees one of Reader’s games in action, not realizing how big of a turn on it would be for him.

•      Walls Could Talk🔥
It has been a whole week of studying and exams for Reader, during which she and Kai hadn’t been together.

•      You and Me🔥
 It’s Reader and Kai’s anniversary and the celebrations start before the sun is up.

•      Forbidden Love [slight smut] 🔥
Reader and Kai are college roommates; and they love each other but can’t be together.

•      Crazier [smut] 🔥
Kai and Reader are spending the holidays at Reader’s parents’ place.

•      New Beginnings [smut] 🎆❇✨
It’s New Years Eve; Kai and Reader are spending it together along with the Mystic Falls gang at the Salvatore Boarding House.

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▪ M A S T E R L I S T – S M U T • 2018 ▪

Among The Beasts: Cursed

Reader x Kol Mikaelson

(NOT MY GIF)

*requested

warnings: smut, violence, swearing. that’s pretty much it. also, it may contain some physical descriptions that might not fit yours. :)

Imagine: Five years has passed; now it’s time to face yours biggest fears and try to save the people you love.

Word Count: 3217


Y/N, in the past five years, had learnt a few tricks on sneaking out of her house to meet up with Kol Mikaelson, her best friend and, as it was bound to happen, caring boyfriend too. It had to be a hidden relationship, though, for his parents could never know she still remained so close to him.

A couple of months ago, his mother, Esther, decided to forbid their friendship. According to the brown haired boy, she said it was way too dangerous to be close to such a wicked family as the Hales; he could get hurt and the great matriarch could not bear losing another child. Although Henrik’s death was not your fault, it was horrible to be accused like that.

Taking a deep breath, Y/N decided to shake those thoughts out of her head. They brought up a dark side of her: it got her wishing to make the blonde woman pay for all of that; through torture or maybe even put an end to her life. Again, this was the vicious wolf speaking; craving revenge. Urgh.

“Kol?” Y/N/N queried, in a whisper. “Are you in here?”

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The Vampire Diaries Smut

Kai Parker Smut:

Enzo Smut: 

Matt Donovan Smut:

Stefan Salvatore Smut:

Damon Salvatore Smut: 

Caroline Forbes Smut: 

Katherine Pierce Smut:

Tyler Lockwood Smut:

Jeremy Gilbert Smut:

The Originals Smut

Kol Mikaelson Smut:

Klaus Mikaelson Smut:

Elijah Mikaelson Smut:

Rebekah Mikaelson Smut:

Freya Mikaelson Smut:

Lucien Castle Smut:

Tristan De Martel Smut:

Threesomes/Multiple Characters

The Vampire Diaries Fluff

Kai Parker Fluff:

Matt Donovan Fluff:

Damon Salvatore Fluff:

Stefan Salvatore Fluff:

Enzo St. John Fluff: 

The Originals Fluff

Kol Mikaelson Fluff:

Klaus Mikaelson Fluff:

Elijah Mikaelson Fluff:

Rebekah Mikaelson Fluff:

Lucien Castle Fluff:

Dating…Would Include/ Sex With…Would Include, etc

The Vampire Diaries:

The Originals:

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Confession

“Hi! Can i request a tvd imagine? All smutty with damon being dominant and rough and everything? Thank you :))” “Hi! I was wondering if you could write a damon salvatore imagine (smut ofc!!) Where you two are not together but kind of have a crush on each other. so eventually you end up having rlly rough kinky sex? Pls! ^-^”

A/N: i guess you can say i changed the plot a bit?? SORRY IF ITS NOT KINKY !! WHOOPS ?? (I can’t write kinky smut for shits ????)

You looked at yourself in the mirror, admiring on how well you did on your outfit choice for Girls Night. You twirled yourself so your back was facing the mirror. Shifting your head to look at the mirror, to see the back if the lovely dress Caroline helped you picked out. It wasn’t too short nor too long, hugged your curves perfectly. You felt good. You did your final touches on your hair and makeup before heading out the door. Once your bag and keys were in your hand, you swung your door open, out to have the time of your life with Caroline, Bonnie and Elena.

However, there was a certain someone blocking your way out. “Ah! Y/N I know I’d find you here! Cute little dress.” The raven man cheerfully said, a smirk appearing onto his lips. “Obviously you would, it’s my house.” You laughed. “What do you want Damon? I need to get going somewhere.” As you motioned towards your outfit. You knew the reason why he was here, and you tried every single thing possible to avoid him, not try and make much eye contact as possible. “Well you see Y/N, the thing is, you’re constantly avoiding me.” You were about to protest but he beated you to it. “No, don’t give me ‘I’ve been busy.’ crap, that’s such an overused excuse, sweetheart.” His voice was stern, serious for his answer. “Tell me the truth Y/N please, I’m your fucking friend for christ’s sake!” He nearly shouted, eyes wide, inching closer to you. You didn’t want to tell him why. You knew he would taunt, tease, laugh at your response. You knew he wouldn’t feel the same feelings towards you. “I don’t have to tell you everything Damon, you’re not my dad, or my boyfriend. So please, move out of the way.” You spat at him. Pushing yourself through, though you knew it was no use. You were still just a mortal, where as he was a hundred and something year old vampire; with much experience with his inhuman strength. “No.” Damon simply spoke. He pushed his way into your home, closing the door behind. He pushed you against the closest wall.

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Being best friends with Kai Parker moodboard

Hot Mess

Originally posted by sensualkisses

Request: Can you do a Damon Salvatore smut where he and the reader had a fight and she just walks out and leaves the boarding house for hours and doesn’t answer any of his calls or texts until she listens to a voicemail where he sounds so broken and she goes back and they have rough make up sex and she asks him to use compulsion on her to make her cum multiple times? So yeah definitely compulsion kink can be a warning idk I just love to think they can use compulsion for that kinda thing 🤷🏼‍♀️ thanks! - @fuckkoffcourtney (I’m sorry, the tag isn’t working)

Pairing: Damon x Reader

Word Count: 3k

Warning: Angst, smut, compulsion kink, slight praise kink, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it, guys and gals) 18+ only

Song: Hot Mess by Cobra Starship

A/N: Italics are flashbacks. I hope you guys enjoy this <3 -Jo


“Damon stop fucking calling…” You muttered to yourself as you heard the ringtone for your boyfriend go off for the tenth time that day. You let that call go to voicemail too, still unable to bring yourself to talk to him. After the phone stopped ringing, you just turned it off and tossed it in your bag.

You marched into the Salvatore boarding house, Damon slammed the door behind you. “You’re not going anywhere until we talk. That bullet wouldn’t have killed me, Y/n.” His voice was law, his tone dangerous.

You knew you shouldn’t poke the bear but he was making it difficult for you. Your pride was also an issue. “And it didn’t kill me either, Damon.” You tried to make your tone match his. You didn’t want a fight, especially since everyone made it home in mostly one piece. “I knew Matt wouldn’t shoot to kill me, and I knew you’d take care of me.” You grinned, trying to cozy up to your boyfriend. You just wanted to diffuse the situation, get him to calm down.

Damon wasn’t having it. He gripped your upper arms almost too tightly. “Don’t you get it?! This… self-sacrificing crap doesn’t work when you’re human and incredibly breakable!” He barely had a hold on his temper anymore as he shouted at you. You continued to stand your ground, even as he squeezed your arms a bit harder as if to prove a point.

“I’m not as delicate as you make me out to be, Damon.” Your expression hardened before you winced slightly at the pressure from where he held you.

His eyes tightened as he relaxed his grip on you. He’d seen your flinch. “I beg to differ. What if I hadn’t gotten to you in time? What if you had bled out and I couldn’t save you, huh? Where would you be?” He all-but shoved you away from him. You stiffened, eyes filling with tears that you didn’t dare let spill over in front of him. “You’d be dead. And I don’t know where I’d be. You’re just a pathetic, fragile, little human who thinks she can play with the big kids because one of them is her boyfriend.”

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Welp, There Goes Nothing ~Freaky February~ (K.P)

Prompt: Kai going on you for the first time, countless times.

Pairing: Kai x Reader

Word Count: 500

Warning: Overstimulation?

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Best Friends Forever

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

*Requested smut, read carefully ;)

Imagine: You are angry because you ex seems to be really hitting it off since you two broke up. In order to help you through it, Klaus Mikaelson, your best friend, shows up in your place. There, he decides to come clean about his own feelings. After that, things get a bit hot in your room.

Word Count: 3043 

A light rain was pouring outside, matching your horrible mood. Today you had the misfortune of bumping into your ex boyfriend, Matt Donovan, and, to make things even worse, he looked like he could not be any happier, babbling about his growing success. Like you wanted to actually know that! Urgh! And that son of a bitch still felt in the right to comment about your life and fucking laugh about it. So what you had been going out and drinking more? It was none of his business.

Taking a deep breath, you turned on the radio. Music helped a lot to discharge the anger and keep your emotions together. Right now, it was exactly what you needed. Luckily, your girl power song was on: Beyoncé’s hit Single Ladies. A smile fastly appeared, as you started to sing and dance along.

“Acting up, drink in my cup! I can’t care less what you think.” You swayed your hips to the tune and rolled your eyes, wishing you were telling him that. “I need no permission, did I mention?”

“I take you are in a good mood, Y/N.”

The singing stopped and strangled scream came out instead. It took a few seconds for you to realise who had barged into your room, invading your privacy. After the fear went off and Klaus was laughing out loud, you frowned, angry. 

“This is not funny. I could have had a heart attack.”

“You’re a banshee, I’m pretty sure you are able to predict your own death.” You narrowed your eyes. “I’m just kidding! I came back town yesterday and heard Matt was at Mystic Falls as well. Thought I’d come to see how you were doing.”

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FEED ON ME

Kai Parker x Reader
word count :
3 252
warning : smut
summary : Kai and Reader are best friends. After the transition Kai finds himself wanting to bite her , feed on her and … (lets just say the deleted scene got to me in a way and this story is the result.)
* gif by wood-x-chris

keep reading after the cut 😈 _________________________

It wasnt the first time Kai had shown up at Y/N’s place at midnight hours. It was their thing , or one of them at least. None of them knew that this night was going to change everything between them. Ever since Kai had turned into a vampire it became clear he had a thing for the real thing - no blood bags but feeding directly from someone. He liked how the warm blood dripped down his throat. Problem was Kai wanted one person’s specific blood - his best friends’ Y/N’s. Only her blood was able to wake up every fiber in his body. The young heretic didn’t know why that was and at first he had been worried to ask her , afraid she might push him away and he’d lose their friendship. After one accident with Damon , when the vampire tried to kill him again , Kai had shown up at Y/N’s place and she had been the one to offer to open up a vein for him. Later on Kai had told her how he cant stop thinking about her , biting her and being around her and she had agreed to help him , hiding a secret of her own.

It was one of those hot summer nights and Y/N laid in bed with a book in her hands. Reading was her escape from reality and every spare moment she had she took as an opportunity to do just that. Her life wasn’t ordinary , not in the traditional sense of the word anyways. Most of her friends were supernaturals and she was one of the few humans left in the group. Her best friend was a vampire witch hybrid. Though he was more than a friend to her - he was the missing piece in her life she never even knew was missing until he showed up.
Y/N flipped another page of her book when a gust of wind blew through her window and with a muffled thud someone’s feet landed on the floorboards. Her heart skipped at bit when she looked up from her book and saw Kai standing there looking hotter than ever. He was wearing jeans , a white shirt and his favorite dark blue / black jacket.
“Hey.” said Kai grinning motioning towards the window. “Why do you keep your window open so widely at night ? Don’t you know it’s dangerous ? Someone might sneak into your room.”
Y/N laughed , putting her book away moving a little on her bed to make space for him.”It might be , but not with you around.”
“Your friends would say the opposite.” replied Kai , kicking his shoes off climbing onto the bed next to her. “I am a dangerous sociopath , remember ? Even more so now that I am a heretic.”
“The only thing I find dangerous about you is how I could never get enough of your constant talking.” she laughed.
“You don’t find it annoying ?” he asked amused. “Most people would literally put a sock in my mouth to keep me from talking you know. Damon tried once.”
“Not at all. I love the sound of your voice.” she laughed. ”Are you hungry?”
Kai smiled at her , his hands behind his head. “Always am , sweetheart. Being a vampire is so weird. I can hear things from miles away and thats awesome except when I have to listen to your friends bicker. They do that a lot by the way.“
“Yeah , things are a little on edge lately.” she sighed tossing herself onto the pillow next to him. Kai turned to his side , his fingertips touching the skin on her neck feeling her blood flowing , pulsating in her veins.
“May I?”
“How many times do I have to tell you Kai ?” she said smiling moving her hair to the side. “You don’t have to ask.”
“Yeah but its nicer when I do.” he said rolling on top of her , his knee between her legs. Y/N smiled as Kai gripped her wrists holding them on either side of her head , purple black veins flickering under his eyes. The sight of Kai’s vampirism always did things to her - send butterflies to her stomach and shock waves *down there*. He smirked devilishly and sank his teeth into her neck.
The feeling of having a vampire feed on someone’s blood is hard to explain. Its a rush , pleasure and the good kind of pain at the same time. Of all three when Kai was feeding on her , Y/N felt the pleasure most of all. That night as every other night Kai had fed on her she felt the waves vibrate through her body , concentrating mostly on her heat. It was impossible to avoid the feeling. Her crush on him had grown into strong feelings and having him this close and personal did things to her nothing and no one else could.
A low moan escaped her lips as Kai drained an artery , slowly pulling away from her feeling Y/N slide down a little and grind her crotch against his knee. He wiped away his mouth looking at her with a surprise and curiousity in his eyes.
“S-Sorry.” she muttered. “I dont know why I did that…”
Kai was starring at her , only then realising the feeling he always got while feeding on her went both ways. He had thought it was one sided , a side effect of his vampirism or something but maybe he had been wrong. Y/N’s eyes met his , noticing a different kind of glow in them. He smiled nervously , brushing his fingers against her cheek for a moment before his lips touched hers , kissing her gently for a second but long enough to make her head spin even more than before.
Y/N’s heart beat faster than ever and she had trouble remembering how to breath, blink or function for that matter. Kai gazed into her eyes , trying to figure out her reaction. He could hear her heart racing after the kiss but had no idea what that reaction meant. Her heart always raced like that when he was around.
“Kiss me again” she whispered and his lips crashed against hers again ,demanding and hungry for more. He leaned towards her pressing his crotch against hers as their lips felt like they were glued together. Y/N moaned into he kiss feeling Kai’s hand slide between their bodies towards her heat. Kai pushed his way into her panties , rubbing her clit slowly with his fingers. He wanted her , not just her blood but her , all of her. He wanted to kiss every square inch of her body and make her his again and again.

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Dating Elijah Mikaelson moodboard

Pants on Fire - Kai Parker smut

There was a moment of silence as a thud upstairs was heard right above the dinner table, a few curse words followed after a yelp of pain. The chandelier shook a bit and I blushed as I looked back at my family.

I swallowed. “Will you excuse me?” I bit my lip and rushed upstairs, my palms sweaty. I specifically told Kai not to come over tonight. My grandparents were visiting and they knew, oh boy, did they know, about what a misbehaving disaster Kai Parker was.

I opened the door to my room and spotted Kai stuck in my window, his ankle smashed between the pane and the actual window.

I put my index finger against my mouth to get him to be quiet. I closed the door behind me and locked it, helping him in.

“What are you doing here?” I whispered, blushing as he took a long look of my whole body. I was wearing a fuzzy sweater and some old mom jeans.

The light in my room was rosy from the pink light bulb in my lamp and Kai smelled like cinnamon. It was cold outside so he was kind of shivering.

“Is it wrong to want to actually see you?” He smiled. “You know, your one word texts aren’t exactly the kind of consolation I expect after our night of intimacy.” He raised his eyebrows, referring to the oral we exchanged the last time we saw each other. “By the way, you’re possibly the worst texter in the world.”

“Will you shut up? My grandparents, who hate you might I add, are right down stairs.” I put my hand on his chest as he pulled me into his body.

“That’s why you wore this?” He poked fun at the sweater I got for Christmas last year. “I’m not complaining, it’s definitely soft.” He pushed my hair over my shoulder, the cool steel of his rings making me shiver. He pressed sweet wet little kisses on my chin and jaw, lightly on my neck.

“Kai.” I pulled away, my breath caught in my throat. “Seriously, you should go.” My knees nearly gave out at the crooked smile he gave me next.

“Let me guess, they think you’re a little saint, hmm?” He ran his thumb over my mouth, his fingers dancing on the sensitive flesh of my neck. “Ill bet they’ve never even heard you utter a single swear word.” He said.

I’ll admit that when I first met Kai, I was amused at how much character he had. Character that my parents definitely wouldn’t like and maybe that’s what intrigued me so much.

“Sweetie!” My mother’s heels woke me from my trance. My eyes opened and I jumped into action. “Is everything okay?” She knocked at my door and tried opening it. “You know I don’t like locked doors in my home.”

I pushed Kai into my bathroom and slammed the door, running over to the door and unlocking it. “Hey, mom, I’m fine. I just had a st-tomach ache.” I swallowed.

“What was that noise earlier?” She looked around my room, precisely at the half opened window. I blushed crimson. I knew that she knew.

“Oh, it was the cat. The dogs must have chased her out and got her caught in the tree and she came in through the win-” I started and my mother stopped me.

“Please use the front door next time.” She said in the direction of the bathroom. I almost died.

“Will do!” Kai answered and I covered my face.

My mother patted my shoulder and gave me a quick goodnight kiss. “Goodnight, sweetie. We’ll talk about this in the morning.”

I closed the door after she left, swallowing the throw up in my mouth after nervously tucking my hair behind my ear.

“You’re the worst liar, too.” Kai came out of the bathroom applying some of my floral lotion on his hands. I rolled my eyes.

“That was so embarrassing.” I sighed. “You know, I can’t – do it – with you if my whole family is downstairs and they know you’re here.” I blushed.

He raised his eyebrows, an amused smile on his face. “Do what, my sweetheart?” He laid on the bed, grabbing my journal from the nightstand.

“Hey, give me that, you jerk!” I lunged at him, attempting to grab my journal back. He opened it up to a random page and I almost cried. “Kai, I swear, I’ll kick you in the nuts.” I said, swinging my leg over his waist to grab the book.

“Jeez, girl, what’s so secretive? Loving relationships don’t have secrets.” He said and I stopped struggling, staring at him.

He stared back up at me, his eyes so pretty, a perfect nose. My whole body warmed up a good five degrees.

He threw my journal aside and grabbed my face, rolling me onto the bed as he gave my warm mouth a languid kiss. My breathing picked up the pace, his hands on my neck.

“Oh, god.” Kai said as I wrapped my legs around his waist. He pulled my sweater up my stomach, pulling away so I could sit up and let him take the damn thing off of me.

I tore off the black jacket he wore and pulled his black shirt up, finally feeling his warm skin. I blushed as he resumed to kiss my skin, sucking patterns on my chest and being gentle on my breasts.

“You’re so fucking beautiful.” He groaned, pulling at my jeans. I arched my back as he took them off.

He kissed my mouth again, his hand tangled in my hair. I pressed my body up to his, craving the warmth of his skin against mine.

“Look at you, baby. So ready for me to fuck you.” He almost groaned. I hoped that my grandparents had left and my parents couldn’t hear any of this.

“Kai-” I started and my mouth went wide when his palm pressed against the apex of my inner thighs. He giggled maniacally, pulling my underwear from me and spreading my legs.

I swallowed as took off his jeans as well.

“You’re so cute, you know. All horny and warm for me.” He kissed my mouth again. I couldn’t breathe as he took off his briefs, grinning at me.

“Kai.” He shushed me, his finger pressed against my lips. He stuck it in my mouth and I tasted the cinnamon. Maybe he had been eating the cupcakes I baked for him last weekend.

Suddenly, his penis was touching me and my breath hitched. He looked into my eyes, running his hand down my body all in concentration.

“Are you nervous?” He smiled very small, his face close to mine as he got into position. His other hand rested above my head, fist in the pink cotton of my bed sheets. I wrapped my arms up and around his neck.

“Yeah.” I responded, my voice weak and not mine as he ran the tip of his penis lightly against my wetness.

“So am I.” He admitted. “May I?” He asked and I almost rolled my eyes. I nodded. He pushed himself inside of me and we both let out breaths.

I felt the muscles on his back contract and release. He let his arms give out and he held my hips, his mouth pressed against the shell of my ear, which was on fire.

“Aw, fuck.” He mumbled quietly as he slowly pulled out and pushed back in. “So-o good.” He swallowed thickly.

“Faster.” I blushed as I felt him smile against me. He pushed himself back up and thrusted his hips in rapidly. I let out a soft moan and covered my mouth, which did nothing because a second moan escaped my mouth and it was louder.

I almost screamed as he hit a certain place inside me that made a fire combust out of nowhere.

“Right there.” I let him know and almost floated off of the bed as he continued hitting the same place.

“Right there?” He grabbed my ass and lifted me up a little. I moved my hips against his like a mad woman. He almost couldn’t keep up as I strained to get myself off.

“Kai, Kai, Kai, K-ai-” I moaned and he kissed my open mouth, pulling me against him with his arm around my back, his cold rings making me arch it.

“Fuckin’ hell.” He buried his nose in my neck, his rapid breaths tickling me.

“I want to be on top.” I said quietly. He didn’t even blink before he rolled onto the bed. I sat on him, hiding my face in my hair as I pressed my hands against his chest and sprung myself up and down using the strength if my legs. He reached up to pull my hair back and grab my tits with his big, cold hands.

He watched me intently, little whimpers and moans coming from his open mouth. He met my movements, a drop of sweat falling from my nose to his lip. He licked it off and I closed my eyes.

“I’m – fuck – I’m coming.” I said quietly, my nails making red marks on his skin. I ran my hands up and on each side of his face, looking him in the eyes as he grabbed my hips and lifted himself up to fuck me harder.

I leaned over and let out a loud moan into my crochet pillow. He moaned under me, his mouth catching my breast. He licked my skin, helping me move against him.

We both stopped and I pulled away from my pillow, meshing my mouth with his wet one, hair in both of our sweating faces. I swallowed past the lump in my throat and my mouth opened to it’s full capacity.

He jerked up into me once more and I came as he did, his hips twitching. I bit my lip and closed my eyes, sighing shakily and getting off of him.

It took a while of laying on his arm there to get my breath in order. He pulled my bunny comforter over our bodies and played in my hair with his long fingers.

“You’re in love with me.” Kai said. I smiled a little, twisting his nipple lightly in between my fingers.

“Am not.” I denied weakly.

“You’re the worst liar.” He repeated.

Pillow Prince ~Freaky February~ (K.M)

Prompt: Giving Klaus oral.

Pairing: Klaus x Reader

Word Count: 350

Warning: None

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Game’s on!

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

(NOT MY GIF)

Imagine: Klaus gets super jealous over you and you decide to punish, in a very hot way, him for almost murdering your best friend Stefan.

*requested

*smut, so read carefully

Word Count: 1577

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EX’s & OH’s

Kai Parker x Reader x Kol Mikaelson
word count 
: 5 352
warning : smut (threesome)
summary : Kai and Reader are dating and then out of the blue Kol (her ex) shows up after he comes back to life.
note : surprise😈🔥 / KEEP READING AFTER THE CUT
*Kai gif by lightwoodxalec / Kol gif by mikaelsonsource
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Friday night and as usual everyone was at the Grill , having fun and dancing. It had become a regular thing for summer nights in Mystic Falls and lately she and Kai spent more and more time there with her friends who had surprisingly started warming up to her boyfriend. Or at least didn’t hate on him as much which was definitely a progress considering their previous attitude.
     "I love slow songs !” said Y/N placing her hands on his chest while Kai’s hands found their way on her waist pulling her closer towards him.
     "And I love your body this close to mine.” he whispered moving his hands a little lower. They had been together for almost a whole year now and still every time he touched her or kissed her or did something like that it drove her completely crazy. It was like the longer they were together the more magnified the feeling became.
Y/N looked up meeting his eyes which were bluer than ever though a bit darker in that moment. A small smile spread across his face and he slowly leaned in towards her , listening to her heart trying to leap out of her chest same as his the closer his lips got to hers. They couldn’t take their eyes off each other. It was always like that – the world could be falling apart but as long as they were in each others arms nothing else mattered. 
     "Hey creeper.” interrupted Damon. “Do you want to come and play pool or - ”
     "I’ll go get us drinks.” she said pressing her lips against his for a second but as usual their ‘second’ turned into a whole moment and Kai pulled her closer to him , kissing her as if his life depended on it.
     "Kai ? Are you coming or - “
     "Coming – ” he replied , reluctantly letting go off his girl. His eyes following her through the crowd. 
Y/N got to the bar quickly getting the bartender’s attention when someone’s hands snaked around her waist from behind pulling her closer. She could feel someone’s breath on her neck a moment before they rested their chin on her shoulder.
     “You couldn’t wait 5 seconds huh ?” 
     "I have been waiting for almost 5 years , darling.” said a male voice with an unmistakable accent.
Y/N stumbled a little and turned around. It wasn’t possible but there he was , her boyfriend. Well , her ex-boyfriend with the same warm chocolate eyes and that smile capable of melting a snow cone. And a few metres behind him stood Kai looking at them with pure anger burning in his eyes. 
     "What is it ? Aren’t you happy to see me? Don’t tell me your friends had compelled away your memories of me after Jeremy staked me with the white oak.”
     "Um …” she laughed nervously pushing his hands way noticing her boyfriend making his way towards them. “I clearly had more to drink that I thought cuz you can’t be real.”
     "Everything OK here ?” asked Kai putting his arm around her shoulders with a smile on his face , though Y/N knew better. He might be smiling but on the inside he was burning up.
     "Yeah , mate. Just having a reunion with my girlfriend – ”
     "Y-your girlfriend ?” said Kai a little amused. “Yeah , no. Sorry to break it to you but she is my girlfriend. Y/N , do you know this person or should I – ”
     "That’s um … Kol Mikaelson , my um .. my ex , I guess ? He died. I mean Jeremy killed him to get the cure f-for Elena.”
Kai glanced at her then at Kol , realising who he was which only made his grip tighten around his girl. There was no way he’d let this guy take Y/N away from him. No. Not after everything he had been through , everything they had been through. No, but he also didn’t feel like taking on an original and getting himself killed again either so he decided to play nice at least for the time being.
     "I’m Kai. Kai Parker.” he smirked , outstretching his hand to shake the original’s.
Kol glanced at Kai’s hand and refused to shake it. His eyes were fixed on Y/N and only her. He should’ve known she’d move on with someone else. It had been five years and the real world hadn’t stood still but somehow it hurt him seeing someone else wrap his hand around her waist like that. Yet he was happy she had found love again.
     "OKAY you two. This is um awkward enough without the death stares.” she smiled nervously. “I will be back in 5 minutes and I expect to find both of you alive and the bar without any innocent victims okay?
     "Anything my girl wants.” smiled Kai pulling her into a deep passionate kiss before letting her go.
     "Whatever you say darling.” smiled Kol.

Y/N went to the bathroom splashing cold water on her face. Kai and Kol together. It was a bit much for her seeing them both at the same time , being quite literally stuck between them. More than one thought crept inside her mind but she quickly shoved all of them away and kept shoving them away every time they tried to fight their way out.
No , no. Stop that. she thought , closing her eyes.
She braced her hands on the sink while trying to calm down her breathing and hear beat. It took her a couple of minutes and when finally she walked outside and glanced at the bar , the boys seemed to get along or at least didn’t appear they had tried to kill each other yet which was more than she could ask. A small smile showed on her face and she walked over to the pool table , hoping to maybe catch up with her friends. An advice from Caroline would be perfect at this point but there was no one there but a couple of strangers playing pool.
     "Y/N…” whispered Kol in her ear wrapping his hands around her waist “ I know you remember us. I know -”
     "Stop. I am in love with Kai -”
     "You can love us both.” he insisted.
Y/N caught a glimpse of her boyfriend starring at them from the bar , obviously listening in to their conversation. There was a smile on his face but she could almost feel his anger radiating towards her and Kol. There was something else too but she just couldn’t put her finger on it. Usually by this point whoever dared to touch her had started choking or had gotten their neck snapped.
     "You are right. I can.” she turned around, pushing his hands away. “But I am not Katherine. I don’t play with people’s feelings.” 
Y/N pushed her way through the crowd and took Kai’s hand ready to leave before any of the boys does something violent but her boyfriend had other intentions. He cupped her face and kissed her like he had never kissed her before , his hands moving towards her ass pulling her towards him while her hands tangled in his hair pulling him even closer as if it was possible. Their lips moved fiercely against each other while their tongues swirled together until he left her completely breathless.
     "You are mine and only mine. Make sure you remember that.”
Y/N looked at him with confusion which only grew when he grinned at her ex-boyfriend who had followed her. What was up with those two? There was something – different about their eyes in that moment.
     "Would you like to come over and continue the party at our place ?” asked Kai making her heart literally stop. There were devils dancing in his eyes and the way he was looking at her in that moment turned her skin on fire. Did he really just said what she thought he did ?
     "Only if Y/N is up for it.”
     "What do you say princess ?” asked Kai spinning her around. One of his hands wound around her waist and the other slipped in her short shorts while he nibbled on her earlobe. She glanced at Kol who by the looks of it was this close to losing it. “You can love us both tonight.”
Her mind suddenly got so clouded it was hard for her to concentrate on anything. Those thoughts she had shoved away flooded her mind and to add more to it , Kai’s fingers started to play not caring they were still at the Grill and people were watching.
     "I will never survive a night with you two. You will break me.” she moaned quietly.
     "Promise not to break you darling.” said Kol. “We will be gentle.”
     "Mmhmmm…” hummed Kai.
Y/N closed her eyes for a split second trying to think when someone’s lips crashed against hers , recognising them the same instant - Kol’s. A low growl came from Kai’s throat right in her ear and his grip on her tightened. He was both jealous and into it at the same time , it was driving her nuts. What had gotten into him that night ? First he asks her to dance when usually she has to beg him to and now this.
     "You never share –”
     "Tonight and only tonight I do.”
     "What um … I – ” she was barely able to form any words. Only turned around looking into Kai’s eyes asking a silent question. He gave her the slightest nod and finally she said yes. 
Not a minute later they were already outside the bar and by the car. Y/N opened the passenger door but Kol pulled her in the back with him not wasting any time while Kai hit the gas so hard , the pedal almost snapped in two.
     "You haven’t changed a bit.” whispered her ex kissing her neck while his hand moved up and down on her hip. “Stubborn and strong willed as hell but when your boyfriend wants something you just can’t say no.”
Y/N glanced at Kai , meeting his eyes in the review mirror. How it was that he always got what he wanted and why did he want this ? Surely Kol being an original would never stop Kai from trying to kill him but – what had they been talking about while she left them alone ? Was Kai on vervain ?
     "You two have lost it.” 
     "No. You are the one who will lose it as soon as we walk inside.” grinned Kai.
    "Come on darling. You know we both love you and would do anything to please you.” said Kol . his voice almost a whisper. “Think about it – four hands roaming your body , two sets if lips kissing every inch…”

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Being best friends with Kol Mikaelson mood board

Revenge Served Hot

Request: Damon smut where you he got in a fight with you so you buy lingerie, wear it around the house to mess with him and end up having make up sex? – Anon

Pairings: Damon x Reader

Warnings: swearing, smut

Word Count: 1618

(gifs not mine, credits to owners)

Damon’s POV

I love (y/n) more than anything but she can be a total bitch most of the times, which makes her the perfect fit for me, the downside to it, we almost always argue about the little things. May it be when I don’t put the toilet seat down, or forgetting to turn off the light, or maybe forgetting to gas up her car when I use it. As of the moment, our current argument is that I finished the toothpaste and didn’t get a new one.

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Kai’s Daddy kink ~Naughty November~

Prompt: Hi I love your writing and was wondering if for smutty September if you could do a Kai Parker daddy kink one

Pairing: Kai x Reader

Word Count: 1k

Warning: Daddy kink

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