the stiff dylans

wraithpirate  asked:

Can I get those jily fanfic recs now?

fwjkenfw yes of course!!

okay so anything @padfootdidit @prongsmydeer @prongsno @fetchalgernon​and @alrightevans writes is always gold so you should check out all of their fics

Fic Recs:

Key Limes In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the mysteries of Prince James’s gold star system.

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here- Prompt: you’re trying to toilet train your 20 pound cat and you sent me this photo and now I can’t stop crying out of laughter in public.

Eight Days- During a week-long exhibition, professional Quidditch player James Potter encounters Lily Evans, Junior Quidditch Correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

Filthy Animals- James Potter is a talented young detective who’s used to doing whatever he wants. When his new boss, DCI McGonagall, tires of his troublemaker ways, she hires her brilliant protégée, Lily Evans, to keep him under control. Now, if only Lily could control herself…

Everybody Needs A Nervy B Now And Then-  On the verge of turning 18, grown-up-to-be James sets his sights on the new girl at school, “gorgeous sex-god” Lily, bass player for the Stiff Dylans. Unfortunately Lily appears to already be dating James’ evil archrival: the greasy and bitter Snape. With his ridiculously named cat Sir Jeremy and his band of brothers, the Ace Gang, by his side, James sets his mad schemes in motion to nab a snogtastic girlfriend and have the best birthday party ever.

Sunshine in My Eyes- Mr. and Mrs. Evans are killed when Lily’s only a girl, and she’s supposed to go to a home with her sister. Instead, a relative they didn’t know they had comes to collect them, and introduces Lily to manners, magic, and a life that’s just the slightest bit different from the life she was supposed to live. Or, an AU in which Minerva McGonagall raises Lily.

Provisionally Yours Lily Evans discovers she’s been married off to James Potter without her knowledge. She and the spoiled count (in whom she appears to have finally met her match) have three days, for better or worse, to decide whether to accept the contract. With her sister adamant to make her life miserable, and a husband who seems equally determined to repel her, what else can possibly go wrong?

101 Things the Marauders Are Not Allowed, Under Any Circumstances, To DoIt was inevitable that someone would keep a record of the Marauder’s behaviour and, well… this is the result. Or part of it.

Bloody Shangri-La- “The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la.” AU.

The One With The Forgotten Two of Diamonds- James and Lily brew Amortentia together—and nothing happens. Lily thinks she’s officially gone forever numb, James thinks the dungeons smell like a swamp, and everyone concludes they’re both idiots. Everybody’s daft in love.

My Spellbound Heart- She washes her face and tries to compose herself before heading back out there. Marlene catches her arm and whispers, “You’ve got a soulmate.”The word sits heavy between them and she says nothing. It’s crazy how in less than ten minutes her life has changed.-or, a modern day james and lily soulmate au (shameless self promo)

here’s my fic rec tag

and here’s a bigger jily fic rec post i made a while back with like 30+ fics

anonymous asked:

Do you guys know of any new social media/texting AUs? Or any new AUs where either James or Lily is a single parent to Harry?

These are all on the fairly new side.  We split it between the two categories below.

Single parent:

Title: Perhaps It’s Fate
Author: chierafied
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Jily Muggle au! where they meet on a plane and james has a son and lily completely adores them both and in the end lily thinks she’ll lose them because they’re family and she’s just someone they met on a plane but jily gets becomes a couple.

Title: if i told you i loved you would you take it the wrong way?
Author: goingmywaydoll
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 2,555
Summary: a mash up of a professor!au and a single parent!au 

Title: Build-a-Daddy
Author: dancinglily
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 2 [WIP]
Word Count: 20,107
Summary: The college au where Lily is a single mom struggling with finishing school and raising a child, and James discovers he quite likes babysitting.

Title: Trick or Treat (It isn’t Candy)
Author: Issylang
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 1,558
Summary: "Looking back on the situation now, Lily realized that the whole ordeal would have been over before it even began if she (or Mary or Marlene) had remembered that they were witches and that they had a very simple solution for having run out of candy. (McGonagall and Flitwick would be so disappointed in them.)“

Social media/texting:

Title: James, King of the Text
Author: cgner, GhostofBambi
Rating: T
Genre(s): Survival AU, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James learns how to text. Sort of.

Title: Snap Me That
Author: wearingaberetinparis
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Lily sees James on the university snap story

Title: Untitled
Author: alrightpotter
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: prompt: Social media au babe

Title: Kitchen Sink
Author: alrightpotter
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: ‘James Potter to all children grow up except four: so if i’m john lennon’

Title: stood up
Author: jilyss
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: inspired by the prompt “i got stood up and you sat down and started talking to me who are you”

Title: Anonymous
Author: jilyss
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: prompt: ok THIS IS TOTALLY NOT GOATY SO DO NOT BE SUSPCIPOUS bUt IMAGINE THIS SOCIAL MEDIA PROMPT WHERE ALL THE MARAUDERS ARE AN INTERNET FRIEND SQUAD IT WOULD BE SO HELLA

Title: Can I Be
Author: jilyss
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to Sirius Black: lowkey failing english‘

Title: Everybody Needs A Nervy B Now And Then
Author: bonn
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 6,762
Summary: On the verge of turning 18, grown-up-to-be James sets his sights on the new girl at school, “gorgeous sex-god” Lily, bass player for the Stiff Dylans. Unfortunately Lily appears to already be dating James’ evil archrival: the greasy and bitter Snape. With his ridiculously named cat Sir Jeremy and his band of brothers, the Ace Gang, by his side, James sets his mad schemes in motion to nab a snogtastic girlfriend and have the best birthday party ever.

Title: about as sane as a giraffe in an igloo
Author: gabrielledelacour
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: because there weren’t enough social media aus floating across my dash, have a group chat of the ladies of hogwarts ‘78 ft. james potter. inspired by this and this and this but not an eighth as funny. i should have been doing my statistics homework.

Title: Send Nude Pics of Your Heart to Me
Author: october31st1981
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?’

Title: things have changed for me
Author: lilyevcans
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to but does Buzzfeed know which friends character it is in five random questions: approximately how many jelly beans are too many’

Title: i suppose not
Author: leejordah
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: (a jily group chat fic)

best thing that’s ever been mine | a happy, upbeat mix for mabel & pacifica [listen] [cover]

01. young dumb and in love | mat kearney / 02. mine | taylor swift / 03. right here | miley cyrus / 04. marsh king’s daughter | eisley / 05. parachute | cheryl cole / 06. how you get the girl | taylor swift / 07. boom clap | charli xcx / 08. girlfriend | icona pop / 09. wherever you are | ke$ha / 10. what makes you beautiful | one direction / 11. closer | tegan & sara / 12. ultraviolet | stiff dylans

more than anything else [listen here]
i. ultraviolet - stiff dylans // ii. welcome home - radical face // iii. paradise by the dashboard light - glee cast version // iv. a thousand years - christina perri // v. somewhere only we know - lily allen // vi. home - edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros // vii. all because of you - jessica sula // viii. youth - daughter // ix. don’t you worry - lucy rose // x. safe and sound - taylor swift // xi. too late - m83 // xii. i’ll follow you into the dark - death cab for cutie

anonymous asked:

hey!! i was wondering if you could recommend some group chat fics, similar to the angus thongs and perfect snogging one? thank you for all your work on this blog!!

Here you go!  We included the Angus one you mentioned (first) in case anyone is looking for it!

Title: Everybody Needs A Nervy B Now And Then
Author: bonn
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 6,762
Summary: On the verge of turning 18, grown-up-to-be James sets his sights on the new girl at school, “gorgeous sex-god” Lily, bass player for the Stiff Dylans. Unfortunately Lily appears to already be dating James’ evil archrival: the greasy and bitter Snape. With his ridiculously named cat Sir Jeremy and his band of brothers, the Ace Gang, by his side, James sets his mad schemes in motion to nab a snogtastic girlfriend and have the best birthday party ever.

Title: the talk
Author: jilylicious
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: inspired by this post by the absolutely stunning @captofthesswolfstar

Title: Saving Kittens Thing
Author: snapslikethis
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.

Title: James, King of the Text
Author: cgner, GhostofBambi
Rating: T
Genre(s): Survival AU, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James learns how to text. Sort of.

Title: Snap Me That
Author: wearingaberetinparis
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: Lily sees James on the university snap story

Title: Untitled
Author: alrightpotter
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: prompt: Social media au babe

Title: Kitchen Sink
Author: alrightpotter
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: ‘James Potter to all children grow up except four: so if i’m john lennon’

Title: stood up
Author: jilyss
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: inspired by the prompt “i got stood up and you sat down and started talking to me who are you”

Title: Anonymous
Author: jilyss
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: prompt: ok THIS IS TOTALLY NOT GOATY SO DO NOT BE SUSPCIPOUS bUt IMAGINE THIS SOCIAL MEDIA PROMPT WHERE ALL THE MARAUDERS ARE AN INTERNET FRIEND SQUAD IT WOULD BE SO HELLA

Title: Can I Be
Author: jiilys
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Social Media
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to Sirius Black: lowkey failing english‘

Title: Everybody Needs A Nervy B Now And Then
Author: bonn
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 6,762
Summary: On the verge of turning 18, grown-up-to-be James sets his sights on the new girl at school, “gorgeous sex-god” Lily, bass player for the Stiff Dylans. Unfortunately Lily appears to already be dating James’ evil archrival: the greasy and bitter Snape. With his ridiculously named cat Sir Jeremy and his band of brothers, the Ace Gang, by his side, James sets his mad schemes in motion to nab a snogtastic girlfriend and have the best birthday party ever.

Title: about as sane as a giraffe in an igloo
Author: gabrielledelacour
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: because there weren’t enough social media aus floating across my dash, have a group chat of the ladies of hogwarts ‘78 ft. james potter. inspired by this and this and this but not an eighth as funny. i should have been doing my statistics homework.

Title: Send Nude Pics of Your Heart to Me
Author: october31st1981
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?’

Title: things have changed for me
Author: lilyevcans
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: James Potter to but does Buzzfeed know which friends character it is in five random questions: approximately how many jelly beans are too many’

Title: i suppose not
Author: leejordah
Rating: Unrated
Genre(s): Social Media AU, Muggle AU
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~
Summary: (a jily group chat fic)

you had me: a brooke & jake mix 15 tracks [listen]
1. beneath your beautiful - labrinth ft. emile sande  2. arms - christina perri 3. fall - ed sheeran 4. we could happen - aj rafael - neon trees 5. his girl friday - the academy is… 6. ultraviolet - stiff dylans 7. ships in the night - matt kearney 8. heart vacancy - the wanted 9. heartbeat - scouting for girls  10. she will be loved  - maroon 5 11. she’s got you high - mumm ra  12. poison and wine - the civil wars 13. northern lights - jaymes young  14. good to you - marianas trench 15. ghost - halsey

10. Makeout Soundtrack

Calum

No Police- Doja Cat 

hazy and sensual.  after months apart you two just want to take it slow.

Michael

Ultraviolet- Stiff Dylans [from the movie Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging]

loud and passionate. his head is spinning and his heart is racing, all because of you.

Ashton

Sex- The 1975 

young and provocative. live in the moment. don’t give a damn about tomorrow, just enjoy tonight.

Luke

Start of Time- Gabrielle Aplin

tentative but breathtaking. 20 seconds of insane courage, and hell did it pay off.

someone who loves you; a han/leia mix [LISTEN HERE]

i. she’s a lady - forever the sickest kids // ii. are you gonna be my girl? - jet // iii. king and lionheart - of monsters and men // iv. han solo and the princess - john williams // v. uma thurman - fall out boy // vi. criminal - britney spears // vii. shut up and dance - walk the moon // viii. can’t help falling in love - anne murray // ix. ultraviolet - the stiff dylans // x. hardest of hearts - florence + the machine // xi. wildest dreams - taylor swift // xii. holding out for a hero - jennifer saunders // xiii. somewhere only we know - lily allen // xiv. hello - adele // xv. ghost - halsey // xvi. i will follow you into the dark - death cab for cutie