the ship is strong w this one

anonymous asked:

Paladins with a very clumsy s/o (like, instinctively shouts "i'm okay!" upon falling or dropping something)? Love ur blog btw ❤❤❤❤❤

of course!! (I relate I’m such a clumsy person I always drop glass plates and fall on the sidewalk omg) and thank you! <3

Shiro

  • dad mode™ is constantly activated when he’s in the same room w/ you tbh
    • becomes the embodiment of “Marco Diaz, the Safe Kid”
  • whenever you fall near him he just reaches out and catches you with one arm
    • he strong  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • before you leave the ship for a mission he makes sure you have a box of the Altean equivalent of band-aids with you
  • constantly jokes about wrapping you in bubble-wrap

Hunk

  • whenever he cooks/serves dinner on the ship he only lets you eat with a paper plate and a spoon
    • you’ve dropped too many metal and glass dishes to count and he can’t trust you
  • whenever you guys have to run away from an enemy quickly he picks you up and carries you
    • “I’M PANICKING WE MIGHT DIE AND IF WE DIE WE CAN’T HAVE YOU TRIPPING AND FALLING BEHIND!!! IF WE DIE WE DIE TOGETHER” -Hunk to you at some point

Pidge

  • the first few times you fall/get hurt or break something they’re like “oh my gosh (y/n) are you okay????”
  • once they learn it’s just your personality to be a complete fucking clutz, they (lovingly) shout “get fucking wrecked” or “rip in peace/rip in piss” whenever you trip (they help you up of course but they gotta meme first)

Lance

  • every time you trip and fall, he tries to run and catch you so he can do a lame pick up line
    • Lance: “hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
    • You, probably: “no but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell”
  • whenever you break/mess up something he always tries to make a rather cute joke to make you feel better about being clumsy

Keith

  • he was worried the first few times you fell or broke something, but he learned it was just you that was clumsy af and he got used to it
  • every time you fall near him you say something along the lines of “help, I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up”
    • he hates this,,, but he still blushes anyway
  • he won’t admit it, but he kinda likes tending to the scrapes and lil injuries you get

Things I want to see in One Piece:
- Shanks when he was a kid
- Shanks being proud of Luffy
- How strong Shanks was when he was still on Roger’s ship
- Sh anks when he w as a k id
- When and why Roger gave his hat to Shanks
- Shanks when he was a kid
- More Shanks as a teenager
- Shanks’ hometown and family
- Did I mention Shanks as a kid
- Shanks and Buggy moments
- Sh an ks as a kid
- I just want to see Shanks again ple ase
- Shanks pls
- shanks

anonymous asked:

idk if you're still invested in this ship but if you are PLEASE MORE CHARLOTTE AND HENRY HEADCANNONS (from henry danger) plsss i'm begging

just 4 u anon and bc u asked so nice ill do more 

ur so cute come off anon so we can talk abt this ship more pls im so lonely 


- charlotte loves horror movies but henry hates them. They compromise so that when they see a scary movie they have to go watch something light hearted and fun like a kid’s show or cartoon. 

- i am obsessed w the idea that after a school dance or something charlotte’s feet hurt so badly from the heels that henry tries to carry her bridal style only he isn’t strong enough so he just gives her a piggy back ride instead

- a frequent date spot is them going to the animal shelter and just playing with puppies 

- one time on henry’s birthday she tried to make him a pasta dinner and like she nearly burnt down the house so instead they raided their local 7/11 and after eating 3 packs of combos, a liter of diet pepsi, airhead extremes, and a frozen pizza they fell asleep on the couch. henry recalls it as one of his best birthdays. 

- HENRY LOVES TO TAKE SELFIES and charlotte is camera shy. there are at least 30 selfies where his arm is around her and he’s sporting a huge grin where charlotte is putting her hand over the camera or ducking out of frame. 

- they probably are always making stupid bets like henry will be like “charlotte, bet you I can eat 40 fries in 2 minutes.” and Charlotte has to be like, “No, you will literally throw up.” 

zabbers  asked:

Bernie and Kate?

Also possibly?? I mean I definitely think they would get on, after all they do have a lot in common:

They both have the military backgrounds, two distant kids, they’re both strong af (mentally and physically), could trash talk u to the end of time, both masters of card games!!!

So I reckon they would get together every now and again and play cards (maybe one very inebriated night Kate suggests strip poker or something knowing that she will lose because of Bernie’s track record of being unbeatable on tour), definitely try and drink each other under the table, and inevitably end up making out by the end of it.

So probably not romantically, but I can totally see them as like super buds/fwb who just wanna get drunk together and talk about shit!

[give me two characters and i’ll tell you if i’d ship them]

anonymous asked:

can we get some bokushou headcanons??? This ship is rare as fuck, and i have strange needs...

nice nicE NIC E

  • before they started dating, bokuto would NOT stop pestering kuroo for daishou’s number. kuroo ofc wanted to protect his precious bro from that damned snake but joke’s on him bc he eventually plays reluctant wingman just to get bo to shut up. (“stay strong, kuroo-san.” - akaashi)
  • daishou’s teammates are so frickin’ tsundere abt bokuto like gOD they would act v salty bc of how fukurodani mowed their asses in the last inter-high, but they all secretly ship it like fedex
  • bokuto loves, loves, LOVES the sound of daishou’s voice like omg it doesn’t matter whether daishou is cursing the existence of all bugs on earth or rambling abt this one guy from this one team w/ that dumb accent and how he should just die in a fire, bokuto WILL listen
  • daishou’s resolve is honestly /so/ weak when it comes to bokuto like when they go on dates and bokuto sees a crepe stand or smth, it will only take approximately 3.89 seconds of puppy eyes until daishou says ok even tho they just ate
  • (bokuto’s teammates warned him abt this, but he didn’t listen RIP daishou)

hey its me 2d/oc is grossly imbalanced and abusive and no one at all should expect stu to forgive mur/doc at all and the argument that you’re ‘empowering’ 2d by shipping him with his abuser is inherently gross! don’t woobify him either way but shipping him with mu/r/do/c doesn’t make him a strong character!!

my onions about (almost) every twin peaks character

im going to put it under a read more but my cliff note is my three faves are andy, pete, and gordon and i write like a paragraph for all these characters so have fun – also spoiler alert i use the word “sweet” a lot…. its just how i feel

also, spoiler alert for a lot of these just a heads up

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channynipa  asked:

Can I have a ship w/BTS,SVT & MX,pls? I'm the eldest of 4,making me reliable & a good leader.Very caring,affectionate,strong both physically & mentally,competitive & fearless.I'm a good listener so as a good adviser.I love sharing my love w/my fam & people I care.I LIKE flowers,animals & LOVE cuddling,skinship,theme park & advanturous things.Children make me super happy😍.I hate heat & worst w/directions.I'm always there for my sis.Smile's always on my face & I hope everyone can smile,too.Tysm❤️

From Bts, I ship you…..V!!!

Originally posted by kimthwriter

From Seventeen, I ship you with……S.Coups!!!

Originally posted by mrssoonyoung

From Monsta X, I ship you with……I.M!!!

Originally posted by chanqkyuni

         I hope you got at least one of your bias.

channynipa  asked:

Hi! Can I have a ship w/BTS & SVT,pls? I'm the eldest of 4,making me reliable & a good leader.Very caring,affectionate,strong both physically & mentally,competitive & fearless.I'm a good listener so as a good adviser.I love sharing my love w/my fam & people I care.I LIKE flowers,animals & LOVE cuddling,skinship,theme park & advanturous things.Children make me super happy😍I hate heat & worst w/directions.I'm always there for my sis.Smile's always on my face & I hope everyone can smile,too.Tysm❤️

♦ In BTS, I ship you with Hobi!! This one was kind of difficult for me. It was between Hobi & Tae. But I think you are better suited to Hobi. You would feed off each other’s bright, vibrant, caring personalities and would have lots of good times together I feel. He is known to like skinship, so that’s good.^^ Lots of cuddling and hand holding I’d imagine. You would be a sunshine couple ! I think that he would really admire your strong, responsible side and strive to be more like you in that aspect. 

Originally posted by nnochu

♦ In Seventeen, I ship you with S.Coups!! This just screamed Seungcheol at me. You would be the parents of the group. You both have so much in common haha. I feel like you would get along really well with the entire hyung line, but I feel S.Coups would admire you from afar before making his move. I see him as being interested in someone like-minded and withe the same values as him. 

Originally posted by letmebangteen

channynipa  asked:

Can I have a ship w/BTS,pls? I'm the eldest of 4,making me reliable & a good leader.Very caring,affectionate,kind,strong both physically & mentally,competitive & fearless.I'm a good listener so as a good adviser.I love sharing my love w/my fam & people I care.I LIKE flowers,animals & LOVE cuddling,skinship,theme park & advanturous things.Children make me super happy! 😍.I hate heat & worst w/directions.I'm always there for my sis.Smile's always on my face & I hope everyone can smile,too.Tysm ❤️

This one was pretty easy for me. The BTS member I ship you with is *drum roll please*

Taehyung/V

Taehyung is very reliable, he might not be a good listener or adviser, but he loves sharing his love with his friends and especially his fans. I’m a Taehyung-stan. Taehyung might as well be competitive.

Taehyung is kind-hearted sugarplum, as what my friend uses to describe him would make the perfect boyfriend. His weird yet kind nature. All the crazy things he and the maknae line does, and you definitely can’t forget his adorable face features. 

Taehyung would love to teach you how to dance one of BTS’s songs, teach you Korean and cuddle with you all day. 

He definitely loves children, and if you have any nieces or nephews, he would help you take care of them. 

On summer days, he would make sure that you are nice and cool. He would invite you to go to the pool or chill inside with ice cream.

Advantage of dating TaeTae

Cuddling all day. Surprise kisses. A lot of dates, even when he is busy. Protecting you from sasaengs. Taking you out with BTS. Pool parties. Late night movie marathons. Sleep overs with BTS. Lastly, showing you off in public.

Originally posted by jjks

Taehyung be killing people

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anonymous asked:

Hi! You said that in your comic will no more shipping (I think it's great). But in the first chapter, I have seen some hints of Honemustard. Sorry, but I really hate this ship :( It will appear in the fourth chapter, or you will keep the promise? Your comic is still cool, especially the attack and weapons, but in my opinion (No one has ever asked me, but still ...), it would be much better if there was no shipping that somebody could hate. Sorry :( *sounds of apologetic firefly*

Hey ^^ I’m glad to know your opinion about this. Well I don’t want to do ships in this comic and the “honeymustard” thing in the first part was more like a brotherly thing. I wanted to build a strong relationship between red and usPap but like best friends or even brothers. Maybe I went too far ;-; so no ships in part 4 but they will act like very good friends ;w;

anonymous asked:

there was backlash against moariel? why? what were people saying??? wtf why do ppl hate lesbians

yeah there was!!

they were saying how moana is supposed to be the strong and independent poc princess and like ??? kinda funny how only poc princesses are the ones who are supposed to be “independent” w/o love interests ://

people are all about crossovers ships until it’s an interracial one smh

(also @ those people who don’t like it bc they headcanon moana as asexual: that doesn’t mean she can’t be in a romantic relationship bye)

guysssss yurio is 15…… that’s so fucking young that’s only like freshman/sophomore year high school in america and him dating someone like jj or otabek is like dating a high school senior / freshman in college and i know the age difference is just 3-4 but the life experiences/maturity levels are so drastic and different. plus, yurio is obvs a minor while everyone else except minami and guang-hong are adults

let him grow up before exploring any possibility of romance w/ anyone. let him cultivate friendships bc as ep 10 suggests… no one has ever asked to be his friend. i know he has a strong and assertive personality and he can get what he wants but he is still growing up he is still a 15 year old teenage boy and his brain is still developing let him mature a bit

Like honestly this isn’t a joke and I’m not playing, seeing a lesbian or other w/w-partnered character (especially one that I relate to and connect with) shipped with a man is literally triggering. On multiple occasions it’s made me actively self-harm, and on every occasion it’s made me feel the repulsive presence of a man leering at me and touching me, and it’s violating and horrific.

We honestly don’t take a hard enough stance on shipping lesbians with men, “erasure” isn’t strong enough a word for it. You are advocating conversion therapy.