Hi my name is John Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have short salt and pepper hair and I eat everything (that’s how I got my name) with galaxy streaks and sharp tips that reaches my mid-core and hungry black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like John Arbuckle (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Merle Highchurch but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a VOREtex but my tendrils are straight and black. I don’t have skin. I’m also a spokesman and I go after a ship called The Starblaster in space where I’m on every plane (I’m hungry). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Fantasy Costco and I buy all my clothes there. For example today I was wearing a black suit with matching lace around it and black leather pants. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was sitting in a conference room. It was sunset, which I was very happy about. Merle called me a sanctimonious bastard. I killed him.
“Until we have met the monsters in ourselves, we keep trying to slay them in the outer world. And we find that we cannot. For all darkness in the world stems from darkness in the heart. And it is there that we must do our work.”