the darkness

Loki: Hey Steve, how was your ‘Open Mike Night’?

Steve: Sounded like a lot of fun until I realized I have been invited to an autopsy.

Hi my name is John Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have short salt and pepper hair and I eat everything (that’s how I got my name) with galaxy streaks and sharp tips that reaches my mid-core and hungry black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like John Arbuckle (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Merle Highchurch but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a VOREtex but my tendrils are straight and black. I don’t have skin. I’m also a spokesman and I go after a ship called The Starblaster in space where I’m on every plane (I’m hungry). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Fantasy Costco and I buy all my clothes there. For example today I was wearing a black suit with matching lace around it and black leather pants. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was sitting in a conference room. It was sunset, which I was very happy about. Merle called me a sanctimonious bastard. I killed him.

  • Lil' Amara: [pointing to Rowena] Who's that?
  • Uncle Crowley: She doesn't like me.
  • Amara: [pointing to the the Winchesters] Who's that?
  • Crowley: They don't like me either.
  • Amara: [pointing to Lucifer] Who's that?
  • Crowley: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!
What you need to know about spn

The archangel Gabriel is the norse god Loki, and he appears in a porn. 

The former king of hell used to be human, he sold his soul to a demon in exchange for a larger dick.

God’s name is Chuck and when his character was first introduced he was this weird guy with possible alcoholic tendencies.

God has a sister, her name is Amara, who tried to destroy creation because she wanted attention.

Jack is the son of Lucifer, but don’t worry he is a cinnamon roll and I’ll fight you if you as much try to denied it.

The Winchesters killed Death so of course a grim reaper gets a promotion and she becomes the new Death, her name is Billie.

Castiel literally comes back to life by threatening someone to annoy the shit out of them for eternity.