Aries: The moon is a spy base crafted by Aliens, and NASA knows it.
Taurus: The illuminati is here, they are reading this, and they know what you had for breakfast this morning
Gemini: The NSA is always watching , they are reading this, and they also know what you had for breakfast this morning.
Cancer: Project Cumulus is legit, aka England can control clouds and all the rain is their fault.
Leo: Elvis is still alive, actually he always will be, Elvis is immortal.
Virgo: There really are secret messages hidden in songs you play backwards. From Satan? Aliens? The government? Yes.
Libra: The End is nigh.
Scorpio: Area 51 is fully operational and is definatly a development location of not a testing one of sophisticated military aircraft based on alien technology.
Sagittarius: The Numbers Stations, all the numbers mean something, and the voices reading them know something you don’t.
Capricorn: The Reptile people are among us, Tony Abbot is one of them, and they are here to enslave the human race
Aquarius: Paul McCartney actually died in 1966 all the clues are there, hidden in the Beatle music created after.
Pisces: Woodstock never happened, it was all mass hallucination created by the anti-war movement.