the best of senses fail

Kids Ask Alexa to Add Gibberish Words to Their Shopping List

Amazon’s Alexa has some pretty amazing speech recognition capabilities, but what happens when you intentionally try to add nonsense words to your shopping list? She’ll try her best to makes sense of it and the result never fails to deliver a laugh. Credit: Scott Parker via Storyful

And to follow up with that Undertale Reblog-

This post right here

Basically me just adding a lot more two cents into the post above in regards to Toriel.

One thing the OP of the post didn’t mention was how much sheer contempt and disregard Toriel showed towards the player when they dared defied her wishes as well.
Like the moment you were adamant that you weren’t going to stay with her she decided that perhaps beating you until you ranaway to your room for a recharge in the hopes that you’ll ‘come to your senses’ and acknowledged that Toriel knows best.

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Verse 1-
I’ve still got passion
And I’ve still got guts
But I no longer give a fuck
About what you want
So you’re a savior
And a saint?
Then let’s stop pretending and pull out the war paint
But you refuse to open old wounds
In fear that you’ll actually have to feel

Chorus-
We tried so hard
We tried to just pretend
Things didn’t change as the honeymoon said
This house, this ring, the secrets shared in bed
Lose all our faith in the foundation
And I feel the pain

Verse 2-
The fucking more I see what you’ve become
The more I lose sight of the love
That I once had in your brown eyes
I used to be afraid that this would end
Now I embrace it
We are ships passing the night

Chorus-
We tried so hard
We tried to just pretend
Things didn’t change as the honeymoon said
This house, this ring, the secrets shared in bed
Lose all our faith in the foundation
And I feel the pain

Bridge-
I see bright lights flicker ahead
I see stars shining till’ their death
I see you

And I don’t know what to do

Beautiful sunset, passionate kiss
These things mean nothing when you cannot come to terms with
The person who you are and who you’re meant to be
Are separated by a sea of insecurities
I’ve been digging out from underneath
An avalanche and it’s taken 20 years to see
Our reality is our own to create, and the sooner that you realize that
The sooner that you can change

Our history will
Just hit repeat
And you will pass your poison down unto your child’s feet
And they will struggle
Struggle to breathe
Cowering in shadows that you cast and cannot see
Beautiful sunset, passionate kiss
These things mean nothing when you cannot come to terms with
The person who you are and who you’re meant to be
Are separated by a sea of insecurities
I’ve been digging out from underneath
An avalanche and it’s taken 20 years to see
Our reality is our own to create, and the sooner that you realize that
The sooner that you can change

Outro-
I won’t repeat
I won’t repeat
I won’t repeat the things that I can’t change
I won’t repeat
I won’t repeat
I won’t repeat the things that I can’t change