Today I will be rating queen naked
10/10 good, wholesome, the og
Blank expressions, cosy Fred and model Bri, would look at again.
9/10 they’re all trying not to laugh and it’s cute but also Brian may be having a stroke save him.
Extra points for Roger’s little smirk and Deaky’s only mild change from the previous deadpan stare.
-149/10 they look so scared what is happening save them
(John = :|)
30000/10 (I wish there were capital numbers)
ROGER ARE YPI WEARING LACY FUCKING UNDERWEAR??? EXPLAIN TO ME MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY? PUT THAT CHEEKY GOD DAMN SMILE AWAY YOURE WORRYING THE CHILDREN
(Deaky stares, for he knows)
8/10 a little too sensual for me
There’s a lot going on here I need a minute to not feel like I’m being called to an ethereal orgy.
But then again isn’t that what queen is all about?
10/10 very good I’m in love
Why is it fluffy at the bottom? We may never know, but my dad has eyeliner on and his nipples out and I’m okay with that.
Conclusion: John Deacon has one facial expression and he will change for no man, clothed or otherwise.