the band queen

Today I will be rating queen naked

1)

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10/10 good, wholesome, the og

Blank expressions, cosy Fred and model Bri, would look at again.

2)

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9/10 they’re all trying not to laugh and it’s cute but also Brian may be having a stroke save him.

Extra points for Roger’s little smirk and Deaky’s only mild change from the previous deadpan stare.

3)

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-149/10 they look so scared what is happening save them

(John = :|)

4)

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30000/10 (I wish there were capital numbers)

ROGER ARE YPI WEARING LACY FUCKING UNDERWEAR??? EXPLAIN TO ME MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY? PUT THAT CHEEKY GOD DAMN SMILE AWAY YOURE WORRYING THE CHILDREN

(Deaky stares, for he knows)

5)

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8/10 a little too sensual for me

There’s a lot going on here I need a minute to not feel like I’m being called to an ethereal orgy.

But then again isn’t that what queen is all about?

6)

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10/10 very good I’m in love

Why is it fluffy at the bottom? We may never know, but my dad has eyeliner on and his nipples out and I’m okay with that.

Conclusion: John Deacon has one facial expression and he will change for no man, clothed or otherwise.

Things Queen/BohRhap fans will understand
  • Great Sounding Maracas™
  • “One DUMP one TURD two TITS 𝓳𝓸𝓱𝓷 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓷
  • Hi, my name is John Richard Deacon, and I was born on August the 19th, 1951
  • Car Fucking
  • “tHiS iS tHe BbC”
  • “Lap of the Gods” “AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaHHHHH”
  • NO IjusthtinkimtwostepsnearertomygrAAAAaaaaAAAAve
  • NoT tHe CoFfEe MaChInE
  • Constantly marveling Ben, Gwilym, and Joe’s relationship
  • FRIED CHICKEN
  • That one photo of the guy’s dog and Rami Malek. You know the one.
  • “You call me sweet… LiKe I’m SoMe KiNd Of ChEeSe”
  • Everyone loves Bohemian Rhapsody and knows all the words, but it’s barely anyone’s favourite song
  • “Hot Space is a fantastic album and here are 430 reasons why”
  • Respect John and his family’s privacy At All Costs
  • Rogerina
  • “It finally happened…. OwO”
  • WHICH I’M REAAAALLY EXCITED ABOUT and uh
  • Space and Badgers and Curly Hair
  • Ready Freddie
  • “I think I’ll be Clint Eastwood, Jimi Hendrix he was good, let’s try William the Conqueror, now who else do I like…” in Drowse
  • Roger’s glasses

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