the zombies that ate the world

i ate a delicious breakfast of hash browns, toast with three different kinds of jelly, and a cheese omelet, spent the day with my most favorite person in the world(my sister) and my mom(who i had 0 complications with), didn’t have school, got my hair chopped off, found the last hot pocket in the freezer and ate it, watched moana for the fourth time, had some bomb macaroons, got to see my kitten, and came across a 20 page fic of zombie apocalypse gallavich written by an author who i love(also just discovered) and who is presently writing another fic as we speak. today is such a good day. i think i’m going to cry

anonymous asked:

Either Isak and even morning routine or night routine! for the prompt

<3 beautiful prompt my angel 

Isak could feel something tingling his skin. he felt soft warmth, heat up his face and fingers gently dance across his cheek. Isak kept his eyes shut, pretending to be asleep as Even nose kissed and created imaginary art on Isak’s face with his fingers. 

Finally he felt Even’s warm lips on his and he couldn’t pretend anymore. He wrapped his hands in Even’s hair and softly let himself be awoken by true loves kiss. 

Even smiled against his lips “morning sleeping beauty.” 

“are you always going to wake me up like that?” 

Even raised his eyebrows “are you complaining?” 

Isak blushed and ferociously shook his head. “nei nei nei never” 

Even grinned “come eat breakfast” he said pecking Isak on the nose before jumping off the bed and pulling Isak up with him. 

Isak hugged Even from behind as he finished cooking the eggs and sung to the radio. Isak hummed to the tune as he set the table. 

While they ate they discussed what the world would be like if they were taken over by aliens, zombies and finally cats.

“cats?” Even laughed shaking his head 

“um ya! have you seen a cat? they are smart as hell Even!” 

“you never stop surprising me” Even smiled fondly, finding another reason to love the boy siting right next to him.

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In Today’s Magic Story...


  • I’m too old for this nonsense. – Liliana Vess
  • Demon calling her out, and Liliana responds by setting her hair.  If you’re gonna slay a demon, slay ‘em with your looks.
  • Speaking of Demons, Razaketh calls out Liliana’s age.  Rude.
  • Razaketh has flying.
  • What was that?  Involuntary motion?  Is this Razaketh’s doing?  Or is Raven Man taking initiative?
    • Nvm it’s Razaketh.  I think.  Although speaking of Raven Man, he was able to stop Emrakul from warping Liliana, albeit not for long.  Shouldn’t he be helping now?
  • Well this is depressing.  Liliana, a character who always had a way with wit and words, is rendered nothing more than a puppet to Razaketh.  For someone who always took charge to be reduced to this…  I really feel for her…
    • Also, am I the only one expecting Liliana to ask for Raven Man’s help, a la Princess Leia?
  • While being controlled, Liliana rots Chandra’s & Nissa’s hands. Or at least withers them a bit.
  • Finally!  Raven Man!  Nice to see you again!
  • Shut your mouth, Liliana – the dude is the one thing you can hear over Razaketh, and you’re telling him to go away?  I know you’re an independent person, but you’re running out of options!
    • Also, this is a very interesting note.  Raven Man says he’ll leave if she kills her demons.  Just what does his agenda hold…?

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decafghoul  asked:

Halloween special! RFA +Unknown in a zombie apocalypse? what would their roles in the group be and what would be their strengths and weaknesses? :'D

OH MY GOSH, YES! I LOVE THIS REQUEST SO, SO MUCH! I CAN THINK OF SO MANY HEADCANONS, AND IT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY! (Coming from a huge TWD fan and zombie-gaming-freak, then this makes me so smiley.) Plus, this is kind of angst-y, so please be prepared. Plus, I made some TWD references if you watch the show/read the comics (no spoilers, don’t worry!). I also didn’t really mention which was the strengths and weaknesses, you can really figure out what they are if you read thoroughly!

[Warnings: mentions of death, mental breakdowns, weapons]


  • Leading a group and watching out over other people would be one of his best strengths. He made sure everyone was well fed along with each person within the group getting the best protection they can get, whether it was a small knife or a handgun, it was important somebody had a weapon.
    • This motherfucker is the goddamn Rick Grimes of the group.
  • Zen and Jumin always got in constant arguments during hard times of the apocalypse. They would get in fights about who gets the food during the day time and ‘which person travels with who’.
  • After losing Elizabeth the 3rd, he knew he would have to become someone strong and powerful—enough to protect everyone and he wasn’t going to let another person die on his watch.
  • He always kept a knife by his side along with two pistols just in case guns were needed, but he made sure that he was silent with all of his kills since he didn’t want to attract any more walkers zombies.
  • Usually, he gets the least sleep since he’s always up, keeping a watch out for any bandits, suspicious activity, and of course, zombies. However, whenever he has the time to rest, he blinks once and he’s knocked out.
  • He had difficulty adapting to the realization that someone he knew has died. Whenever someone from the group has passed on—or if he even thinks about Elizabeth—he gets emotional, and he can’t seem to handle himself. Sometimes, he falls in a bit of a breakdown in the middle of a crowded area with zombies, which was a huge problem for him and the others within the survival group.


  • Definitely the fucking Carol of the group.
  • She was in the charge of teaching the kids in the survival group on how to use weapons carefully, plus she also took care of the gardening and making sure everyone was eating and drinking properly.
  • If babies were involved, she’d take care of them if the mothers were working or have passed on. It was a hassle, but Jaehee was willing to be supportive every minute of each day if she can.
  • After losing her family, it was hard for her to connect with other people, especially Mr. Han since he pushed her to the edge of work before the apocalypse actually began. However, Jumin was more protective of her and he makes sure she actually gets rest since he doesn’t want to lose his assistant after losing Elizabeth the 3rd.
  • Seven and Yoosung would bring her food whenever she was working hard gardening or teaching kids about survival kids. Sometimes, they tagged along with her to protect her while she goes out to hunt for any food, such as deer or rabbits.
  • Her ‘fangirling’ days for Zen were slightly fading. She was too busy focusing on making sure each person was healthy and she also took care of herself when she can.
    • However, she did keep a few magazines of him tucked away in a green duffel bag. She kept them to reminisce about the times when everything wasn’t so hard.
  • She usually kept a knife and a gun nearby her at all times. She was like Jumin, Jaehee never used her gun unless it was an emergency. And she usually knew how to get away from mobs of zombies by taking risky routes, but still surviving in the end.
    • Cause she’s badass as hell.


  • He is—definitely—the biggest mastermind and actor of getting away in tough situations. When bandits would kidnap him or take someone from the group, he knew how to manipulate them and he’d fall into acting scenarios, along with figuring out ways to get out of the situation.
  • Zen had trouble connecting with Jumin some of the times. Jumin and he were on different terms, different opinions, different points of views; it was hard for them to actually agree on something, so the two bickered almost every day to figure out the safety for the group.
  • He kept a crossbow on him at all times. It was an easy weapon to carry, plus it was also silent and he preferred it much better than a gun. However, he would keep a pistol just in case.
  • Unfortunately, he knew he had to cut his hair or find a way to keep it up without it flaring around. If a zombie caught his hair, he would be dead right away. For sure, it was a nightmare, but Zen had no choice but to cut off his precious hair.
    • Actually, Seven had to do it for him, and he cried along with him because he felt bad Zen had to go through this experience.
  • Zen usually made sure if Yoosung was okay. For some reason, he believed that the boy deserved much better, and he helped Yoosung through ‘training’, where Yoosung was learning how to fight properly.
    • He never trusted the blond with his crossbow, though.
  • Sometimes, he’d take a sip of alcohol and have a smoke break near the room he’s staying for the night while everyone sleeps/takes shifts of night duty. He’d look at the stars and think about the past, where life was difficult when he stressed about getting a specific part in a musical. However, he didn’t think that the end of the world would come this early.


  • It was hell for him since it was hard to adapt in an environment with the lack of electricity and connections to wifi. He couldn’t get any access to some computers but if there was a time that hacking was involved, you bet his ass is gonna hop on that job with his brother.
  • Saeyoung always looked over his brother. He made sure he ate, bathed, drank, and got enough sleep. When chaos roared with bandits or zombies, Seven was willing to risk his life to protect Saeran’s.
  • Two pistols were his favorite guns. Simple, clean, and easy—plus he had silencers, so it was easier for him to not get caught with loud noise from other zombies or gangs.
    • However, whenever he was bored, he’d leave the camp site and bring in a baseball bat decked out in chains and nails. He’d hit those zombies so hard, he’d automatically get a home run.
  • While going out with the rest of the gang, if he found a chainsaw or some loud melee weapon, he would go crazy. Therefore, he’d laugh out loud and do his best to rip those zombies apart.
  • Sometimes, he had mental breakdowns every so often when he was overwhelmed or when he felt unhappy knowing that the world wasn’t ‘normal’ anymore. So, his brother or Yoosung would have to make sure he was getting his rest.


  • Constantly, Yoosung would fall into moments where he would cry and talk about how much he missed his ‘old’ life. When everything was super hard just because college was difficult for him, not because of zombies ‘ruling’ the world.
  • During his training, Zen and Seven would make remarks on how Yoosung should think about the times he played LOLOL or any kind of video game, and use their skills in real life. So, he would think about being some type of knight in LOLOL or a zombie hunter in a game to improve his survival combat.
  • Yoosung always brought positivity to the group, even if he was extremely unhappy inside. Seven did as well, so the two would make jokes and bring up funny stories to the others without shedding a tear—or trying not to, at least.
  • He doesn’t like going out on his own, so someone has to come with him. Whether it was Jumin, Zen, or anybody else, he wanted someone to be there with him so he didn’t have to deal with trouble on his own.
  • After the death of his mother, he knew that he had to overcome this sadness and figure out ways to make her proud, despite the world in its apocalyptic state.
  • Usually, he’d do the easy jobs. He’d help Jaehee teach the kids survival skills that he learned along with gardening and planting on open ground. Sometimes, he’d go out hunting with Seven to help improve his combat abilities—but he may or may not be a bit too frightened to go out at certain points of the day.


  • No matter what, he always carried a beautiful sword behind his back and he kept a black bandana to cover up his mouth. He only took it off to speak or take in a breath easier, but most of the time, he liked to keep himself hidden from others.
  • Saeyoung always took care of him and even though Saeran had difficulty getting along with his brother, Saeran wouldn’t mind the care and comfort his brother offers to give him.
  • Sometimes, he would give his rations to other people who needed more food than he did within the group, and Saeran did his best to make people feel safe and comforted with the protection he gave out every day.
  • Unless he was needed, Saeran hid away from other people and he liked to be away from others. The only exceptions were his brother and Jaehee, if she wanted him to take her place. However, that was mainly it.
  • He kept watch at night a lot. He stated to the other members of the group that he liked to be alone and look out for others, so he didn’t mind staying up and keeping an eye out for danger. Not that he actually got enough sleep anyways.
  • Saeran had a couple of breakdowns every now and then. He had trouble adjusting to the fact that the world he is living him is making his mental heath ten times more harder to adjust and adapt to, and Saeyoung would have to comfort him every now and then.
8 for 8

Rules: Answer eight questions then tag eight people (tagged by friend and pal @sayheyifyougay)

1. last movie you watched? i think world war z the one with the fast zombies

2. last song you listened to? damn i wish i could say it was something cool but it was actually megu megu fire endless night by samfree off his night series. rest in peace

3. last book you read? dang i havent opened a book in a while but i think it mighta been a kids national geographic picture book abt nocturnal animals tbh

4. last thing you ate? fuckin uhhhh grapes probably unless you count coffee

5. where would you want to time travel to? goodness thats a tough one but i think probably when i was a toddler cause toddlers are just like…. so carefree…… and they dont worry abt shit and they just fuckin play w their plastic dinosaurs and sipp from their lil juicy juice boxes and no one gives em shit for throwing tantrums and like. thats how im tryna be

6. fictional character you would hang out with for a day? fUCK umm if multiple characters are allowed probably the stone ocean crew tbh they seem like theyre a total riot when theyre just casually hangin out and not tracing down gay priests. and if i have to choose one id hang w/ foof cause theyre my BABY and,, im love they

7. if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? honestly im aight right here where i am. im at a coffee shop w my good pals and we’re talking and im pretending to be doing homework and this is our last after school meetup thing for the year so im trying to really just ~enjoy the moment~

8. current obsession? ohhhh my god ive been into jjba for quite a while, like i first started it up in like april of last year, and im so invested in it you have no idea!! i like it a lot and i try to get my friends who’re into weeb shit to watch it with me and im still really into it even after all this time. also right now im on sbr in the manga and IM LOVE MY GAY COWBOYS SM!!

anyways thank u for tagging me and i tag @loverfonds @whirl-island-ds @isabellesbian @balloon-brunch @qwp @bastetmariah @moonlitememories @miakris @watermelonpoptart @hornline

The signs as Farkle things
  • Aries: Zombies Eat Your Brains 4
  • Taurus: "They made a big deal of you riding a bull for five seconds. Well I ate him."
  • Gemini: The gray denim Hot Topic jacket
  • Cancer: Planetarium ceiling
  • Virgo: Princeton
  • Leo: Farklenation
  • Libra: Jennifer's ring
  • Scorpio: Donnie Barnes
  • Saggitarius: Page 73
  • Capricorn: Spoiling movies
  • Aquarius: "I'm Batman!"
  • Pisces: Convenient pocket prism
Risks: 10k imagine

To say that (Y/n) was reckless was an understatement. When the zombie outbreak started she was alone for the most part of it. Being alone in a world full of the walking dead really did something to a person.

It was like she wasn’t really afraid to die. She did whatever to survive. And through the months, the years she became reckless. (Y/n) had no fear anymore.

When she first met Delta-xray-Delta when they were near the Mississippi. They that she was insane. From how odd her interactions where and just how much of a killing machine she was.

10k has been captivated by the girl since he first saw her in the Mississippi town. He could tell she wasn’t a local. He was about to be hanged, she was in the crowd. His eyes couldn’t leave her. He never thought anyone can look perfect.

His eyes wander after her as she waved through the people, he can see her slipping her small hand, taking ammo and whatever else. She was like liquid gold, slipping though everyone.

Her (y/e/c) locked with his before sending him a smile. What a shame to have such an attractive guy be hung. Yet his group came to save him.

Everyone was dispersing at the zombies came running through the town. 10k couldn’t help but looked for the girl as he was running with Doc. He saw her fighting off Z with a long thin sword.

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Yhwach tries to guess which Stern Ritter will betray him

As requested by anon. :)

Of course, since Yhwach can see everything or whatever, he ought to know who will betray him. But let’s say that just to be fair, Yhwach turned off his foreseeing abilities. So since it’s basically a given that at least one of the Stern Ritter will eventually betray him (because who doesn’t like that trope?), who does Yhwach think is the most likely to eventually betray him?

1. Possibility #1: Ishida

“Yes, everybody thinks that Uryu will betray me. But for that very reason, I think this one to be extremely unlikely. Is Tite Kubo so predictable a writer that he would choose as my betrayer the man whose mother I killed? The man whose father is in the world of the living, and hence will be killed in this attack? The man whose friends are all begging him to return to their side? If Ishida Uryu betrayed me, that would be far, far too obvious of an ending. Far more shocking would be if Uryu stayed loyal to me…until the very end.”

Ishida: But if you’re not expecting me to betray you because it’s too obvious….then if I DO betray you, it becomes a surprise, right??

Yhwach: It super doesn’t work that way.

2. Possibility #2: Bazz-B

“I suppose that Bazz -B is currently quite angry with me, given that I left him behind. And tried to suck out his life force. Also, he appears to be quite happily bonding with the shinigami. Plus he appears to be modeled on Grimmjow, and Grimmjow was never one of Aizen’s more loyal followers. For all these reasons and more, one might suspect that Bazz-B intends to betray me and start fighting for the shinigami. But I doubt it. I don’t think the shinigami would have him.”

Bazz-B: Clearly you underestimate my bonding skills!

Liltotto: Hey, Bazz-B, I think the shinigami all took off for the Royal Realm and left you behind.


3. Possibility #3: Liltotto

“Like Bazz-B, Liltotto is one of the followers whom I deemed…unnecessary. She seemed bitter about it. She dodged my light and saved Giselle too, indicating that perhaps she knew somehow that it was coming. Or at least, she wasn’t surprised. So perhaps Liltotto will try to betray me. Or perhaps she is too smart for that sort of thing.”

Liltotto: Not to mention I ate most of Squad 11, so I don’t think the shinigami would welcome me with open arms.

4. Possibility #4: Giselle

“I just doubt that Giselle has any concept of loyalty. Except insofar as she expects her zombies to be loyal to her.”

Giselle: What? Sorry, I was thinking about zombies.

5. Possibility #5: Pernida

“People who wear hooded cloaks all the time are highly suspicious. What face is Pernida hiding from the world? Is it the face of a…..betrayer?”

Pernida: Actually I just sunburn really easily.

Komamura: Awwww, I was hoping you’re a puppy!

6. Possibility #6: Askin

“I asked Askin to come with me, even though Askin is not traditionally part of my royal vanguard. That might strike some as suspicious. And why do Bleach villains keep their subordinates close by? Well, traditionally because said subordinate is aiming to murder the villain. Perhaps, like Aizen, I like to keep the people who are planning to murder me close.”

Aizen: First you say you planned everything, and now this?

Aizen: You’re such a copycat.

Askin: Um I think I was supposed to respond….oh, whatever.

7. Possibility #7: Nianzol

“People are called “double-tongued” when they are liars. Nianzol literally has two tongues. That is symbolism if I ever saw it.”

Nianzol: Or I just really love lollipops.

8. Possibility #8: Lille

“Lille has shown no obvious signs of betrayal. He seems to be modeled on Starrk, who was never anything but loyal. Plus he just fired directly at Kurosaki Ichigo. But then, isn’t it always the ones who you suspect the least who betray you in the end?”

Lille: ….no?

9. Possibility #9: Gerard

“He certainly looks like Thor. And Thor is a paragon of goodness. I don’t think Thor would ever try to destroy the world. Perhaps Gerard is secretly Thor. Or perhaps I ran out of likely candidates for betrayal.”

Gerard: Okay but seriously who is Thor and why does he keep ruining my reputation??

10. Possibility #10: Haschwalth

“Ah, Haschwalth. Everybody’s second favorite candidate for betrayal. Sad, really. Simply because you are my second-in-command, and so parallel to Gin. Just because you broke Kurosaki Ichigo’s sword instead of killing him. Just because you don’t appear to be around right now, as if you have snuck off for some nefarious purpose. Just because your hair gleams with goodness and light.”

Haschwalth: Actually I am incredibly loyal.

Yhwach: I know, man. I know.

AU where the SnK characters are actors and everyone screws up their lines (Chapter 53)
  • Hange: Hot! Eren you're going to hot me to death-wait, that's wrong huh? shit! it's burn, damn it!
  • Levi: You and Eren share a marriage-fuck! It's carriage! ughhh.
  • Eren: So i can get hard? CAN'T! its can't get hard. Re-do?
  • Hange: Sorry, packed up your face again-its fucked up isn't it? great just great.
  • Mikasa: Eren has done his best to get hard- Fuck! that isn't part of the line huh? its just that you guys are talking about getting hard so much ughhh! line?
  • Levi: Eren isn't big enough for that hole and everything smells like piss and piss and piss and hard and piss- im sorry but this whole speech i give its just to much. my character is crazy. lineeessss?
  • Hange: After the first experiment, everything went well. after you built things and in the last experiment you started to act like a zombie and ate the blocks and then lost control and........and.....and...ughh i hate this whole scene and all these lines! can't i just say eren fucked up?
  • Erwin: The only things that can change this tiny world are hope and....and....hope? fuck. line?
  • Mikasa: Your body is still hard don't- fuck this scene. line?
  • Sasha: EH! HISTORIA! EREN! THEY GOT BAKEN! what? oh my god ughhh its taken. Re-shot?
  • Eren: That bastard clearly isn't me! that poker face- wait you got to be shitting me! damn it! this is what i get for listening to lady gaga and i hate this horse face joke anyways. im tired of saying it...can it stay poker face?
  • Mikasa: Is your bear okay? bear? where did i even get bear? ughh i hate everything. line?

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I prayed to the Hero-King for a small part of the strength he used to save the world. But I need this subterfuge no longer. I choose to fight as Lucina now.

Fire Emblem: Awakening
Intelligent Systems

In the event that an evil dragon the size of a small country raised a zombie horde and ate most of the people you cared about, what would you do? Well, if you’re Lucina, apparently you rally a ragtag resistance and defy a few fundamental laws of nature in the name of putting an end to it. An incredibly driven and determined young girl, Lucina is a heroine that refuses to give up even in the face of fated defeat.

She’s also afraid of really big spiders, so points for relatability.

Zombies Ate My Homework

Title: Zombies Ate My Homework
Author: shipperluv
Rating: K
Summary: That video game at Farkle’s house got something started. Lucas leads Riley through the world of zombie killing. And she gets a bit addicted.
Warnings: Inexplicit zombie guts. And fluff
Author’s Note: From the little bit of searching I did, I’m relatively certain that Zombies Eat Your Brains is not a real game. That being the case, I took a lot of liberties with the gameplay. And please keep in mind that my gaming knowledge is somewhat limited, so if you see any glaring errors that I’ve made, feel free to point them out to me so I can fix them. And in other news, I am officially unable to write a short fic.


Unlocking the apartment door, Lucas swung it inward, then held it open for Riley. “My mom should be home in about half an hour, so we won’t be bothered until then.”

Accepting the news with a nod, Riley entered the apartment, her fingers locked a little nervously around the strap of the bedazzled backpack hanging over her shoulder. They hadn’t been completely alone like this since they’d all come back from Texas. They’d all adjusted to the changes in their relationships in the months since then, so it wasn’t like she was afraid to be alone with Lucas or anything, they were only friends. But somehow they weren’t exactly the same as they’d been before their unofficial thing became officially over. Their one-on-one interactions didn’t seem to be as easy as before.

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Zombies R Us

Jon check their ammunition as he counted the bullets for each gun they had. Two pistols, one magnum a shot gun and a bow and arrow. He slowly ate a piece of beef jerky as he watched his sister sleep as he kept his ears trained to listen to the slightest movement. After nightfall left and the sun started to rise Jon woke up Casey. “Hey, did get up we gotta move. Grab your knife and you’re katana.” He said pulling on his backpack.