the zodiac killers

All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “is ted cruz”: 

“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

The Signs as Popular Pop Punk (emo) Songs

Aries: Ocean Avenue Yellowcard

Taurus: Mr. Brightside The Killers

Gemini: Sugar We’re Going Down Fall Out Boy

Cancer: The Black Parade My Chemical Romance

Leo: Misery Business Paramore

Virgo: I Write Sins Not Tragedies Panic! At The Disco

Libra: Perfect Simple Plan

Scorpio: Numb Linkin Park

Sagittarius: All The Small Things Blink-182

Capricorn: Wake Me Up When September Ends Green Day

Aquarius: The Middle Jimmy Eats World

Pisces: Fat Lip sum 41

The signs and 2000's songs:
  • Aries: Jenny from the block - J-Lo
  • Taurus: I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
  • Gemini: Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
  • Cancer: Mr Brightside - The Killers
  • Leo: Hey soul sister - Train
  • Virgo: Take on me - a-ha
  • Libra: Oops I did it again - Brittany Spears
  • Scorpio: Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon
  • Sagittarius: Milkshake - Kelis
  • Capricorn: Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
  • Aquarius: Fergalicious - Fergie
  • Pisces: Hey there Delilah - Plain White T's

we’re gonna catch the zodiac killer because some 16 year old on tumblr is gonna remember being him as a coping mechanism or something and actually use that power for good