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anonymous asked:

Lilla will you teach me how to swear in Hungarian?

ghbjjdd omg!! sure. you can swear in disturbingly creative ways in hungarian and ppl do so all the time, it’s like, every stereotype ppl have about italians regarding this..? worx just as well for us. we’ll only cover the absolute basix:

baszd meg / bazd meg / bazmeg (also baszd ki/baszki/bazki) = fuck you (the first one is the proper way to spell it but nobody does that, if you spell it like that you’re a geek)

kurva isten / kurva istenit = literally means “god is a whore” and you use it when something bad happens, you can also get creative with it like kurva isten faszát which means “the dick of god who is a whore” and i know that sounds awfully specific but it’s literally something most ppl say at least once a day, if you drop your pen you could say that, i definitely say kurva isten faszát at least 3 times a day

kurva means whore btw so it’s not exactly the most femenest thing to say and ppl do use it to refer to sex workers and women they hate in general so i’m not saying it lost its original meaning (basically it’s a gendered slur) but i mean at this point it means “bad” in general, i used to shy away from it but now i’m like…… the kurva bus is late, yknow? basically i use this 5367 times a day

szopj(ál) le/ szopj(ál) ki = suck my dick

faszszopó literally means someone who sucks dick (like cocksucker i guess?) so i assume it has homophobic/misogynistic roots but it kinda lost that and now you don’t even think about why you say it, if something or someone irritates you then they are that. the faszszopó bus is late again.

kibaszott is used like that too, it kinda means fucked (up) i guess and we use it like kurva or faszszopó, they are adjectives for stuff you hate

geci is a good one (i use it approx 622829 times a day), it could be a noun meaning cum, a noun meaning a bad person, an adjective meaning bad, an exclamation when something really bad happens… it’s versatile! uwu

the really fun stuff is almost impossible to explain cause we basically line up one fucked up adjective after another until we get very long sentences about how you should suck the cum out of god’s filthy whore cock on your mother’s grave and cute stuff like that, but i guess this is enough for an intro lesson! hope you learned something useful today, also i feel a bit like this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXWDqQB3NU

File #666

“So let me get this straight, Yoongi: you’re saying that this thing is the reason why your friends were found hanging from the ceiling fan? That this was the thing that nearly killed them?”

Yoongi’s convinced a double suicide attempt is actually a murder, and you’re busy stalking a comatose student’s blog.

request - 666: for continue file #666 from welcome to ff.net ; badpasta gone cereal.

horror triggers apply.

5.5k words, horror/thriller, yoongi + reader, college/cop au.


You tug the thick manila folder from the stack of files. File #666, marked as “resolved.” You take it from the storage and back to your cubicle. Ruminate over the case a bit. In a strange, twisted way, it’s funny: for months, members of the department had been making bets and dark-humored jokes about what the six hundredth and sixth case would be. Would it be bizarre? Or something more commonplace?

When case #665 turned out to be the kidnapping of twenty-six schoolchildren and gained international attention, speculations for case #666 grew exponentially. A mass murder. A mysterious outbreak. Or maybe someone would actually manage to summon Satan.

And yet, after all the debates and guesses, case #666 turned out to be a double suicide attempt. It’s uncommon—of course, but it was underwhelming compared to all the expectations it had garnered. You lay the folder on your desk before taking a seat. Two college students. Roommates. Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung. You review their profiles, just to make sure that nothing’s been changed.

Nothing has, as expected.

According to the case file, one of them was a blogger—Jimin, you think—and a link to the blog is hastily scribbled on the bottom corner of the folder:

mochi-min. university . blog . com

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I was not; now I am—a few days hence
I shall not be; I fain would look before
And after, but can neither do; some Power
Or lack of power says “no” to all I would.
I stand upon a wide and sunless plain,
Nor chart nor steel to guide my steps aright.
Whene’er, o’ercoming fear, I dare to move,
I grope without direction and by chance.
Some feign to hear a voice and feel a hand
That draws them ever upward thro’ the gloom.
But I—I hear no voice and touch no hand,
Tho’ oft thro’ silence infinite I list,
And strain my hearing to supernal sounds;
Tho’ oft thro’ fateful darkness do I reach,
And stretch my hand to find that other hand.
I question of th’ eternal bending skies
That seem to neighbor with the novice earth;
But they roll on, and daily shut their eyes
On me, as I one day shall do on them,
And tell me not the secret that I ask.

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The Mystery

Paul Laurence Dunbar, 1872 - 1906

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