Lilla will you teach me how to swear in Hungarian?
ghbjjdd omg!! sure. you can swear in disturbingly creative ways in hungarian and ppl do so all the time, it’s like, every stereotype ppl have about italians regarding this..? worx just as well for us. we’ll only cover the absolute basix:
baszd meg / bazd meg / bazmeg (also baszd ki/baszki/bazki) = fuck you (the first one is the proper way to spell it but nobody does that, if you spell it like that you’re a geek)
kurva isten / kurva istenit = literally means “god is a whore” and you use it when something bad happens, you can also get creative with it like kurva isten faszát which means “the dick of god who is a whore” and i know that sounds awfully specific but it’s literally something most ppl say at least once a day, if you drop your pen you could say that, i definitely say kurva isten faszát at least 3 times a day
kurva means whore btw so it’s not exactly the most femenest thing to say and ppl do use it to refer to sex workers and women they hate in general so i’m not saying it lost its original meaning (basically it’s a gendered slur) but i mean at this point it means “bad” in general, i used to shy away from it but now i’m like…… the kurva bus is late, yknow? basically i use this 5367 times a day
szopj(ál) le/ szopj(ál) ki = suck my dick
faszszopó literally means someone who sucks dick (like cocksucker i guess?) so i assume it has homophobic/misogynistic roots but it kinda lost that and now you don’t even think about why you say it, if something or someone irritates you then they are that. the faszszopó bus is late again.
kibaszott is used like that too, it kinda means fucked (up) i guess and we use it like kurva or faszszopó, they are adjectives for stuff you hate
geci is a good one (i use it approx 622829 times a day), it could be a noun meaning cum, a noun meaning a bad person, an adjective meaning bad, an exclamation when something really bad happens… it’s versatile! uwu
the really fun stuff is almost impossible to explain cause we basically line up one fucked up adjective after another until we get very long sentences about how you should suck the cum out of god’s filthy whore cock on your mother’s grave and cute stuff like that, but i guess this is enough for an intro lesson! hope you learned something useful today, also i feel a bit like this vid