So em…*cough*…Can anyone direct me to more little!dan and daddy!phil stuff cause I’ve actually read all i possibly can on @daddykinkdanny lmao help me. It’s just so fucking cute it doesn’t even need to be smut
I’m just imagining 10th grade Connor being, as most 10th grade boys are, the worst little shit imaginable. Like this insufferable little 10th grade twerp with shaggy hair, an oversized hoodie, and a bad attitude. And I hate this kid.
But when I start to think of him more complexly.
Because his mom makes such a big deal about his “first day of senior year”, and assuming he hadn’t previously been held back, we can assume that Connor is at least smart enough to pass his courses and be on the track to graduation.
And yes, one could argue that maybe Connor is just naturally very smart. But I’d like to propose a Connor who actually cared about school, despite what people around him and his concerning attendance record said. A Connor who was struggling with both his mental illness(es?) and school work, but held out a bit of hope for what graduation might bring. So he works with what he can and gets decent grades.
10th grade Connor with his undiagnosed mental illness(es?), actually doing homework in detention he got from skipping class because of his mental illness(es).
Also, 10th grade Connor scaring away certain boys in his grade from talking to his sister because he knows them, but 9th grade Zoe is pissed bc all she sees is her brother just ruining her chances of getting a date to homecoming.
Feel free to add to this
What would it be like to become the mother (or a close babysitter) for the UT UF and SF Babybones?
I’m going to choose babysitter because I headcanon that the skeles don’t have a mom.
Easiest and chillest baby you will ever babysit in your entire life. If you’re watching tv, he seems content with just watching with you and sometimes, he even falls asleep on you, which is the cutest thing in the entire world….until he drools on your lap. You could swear that the does this on purpose, but he’s just a smol marshmallow that you don’t care. Even as a child, he’s someone you could talk about your problems to (age appropriate, non heavy problems, like how they ran out of your favorite ice cream at the store. Never dump adult heavy stuff on babies, they are very impressionable), and Sans will look at you with big understanding eyes, shrug, and cuddle with you until he falls asleep.
Paps is the a really hyper baby that is constantly moving around, but he’s very well behaved, you just have to watch him. Though even as a kid, he’s very lonely. He’s that “weird” kid, that tries to be friends with everyone, but is turned away from every group, yet keeps his optimism. He’s so naive, that the meaner kids will always take advantage of, like inviting him to “play” hide and seek, make him count, then completely ditch him, yet Paps would never catch this and will continue looking for his “friends”. At home, he likes to color, and even though he doesn’t draw within the lines nor does he get the colors right, he will always show it to you with a bright smile. To put him to bed, all you have to do is read a him a bedtime story and give him his favorite stuffed animal to sleep with.
Red is a grouchy baby that gives you a difficult time for the sake of being difficult. He scream constantly and throw tantrums when you two are out in public too long, he likes to stay at home in a familiar environment. He doesn’t like to be pushed out of his comfort zone which is at home napping or playing with his toys. But he has his sweet moments like when you tuck him into bed and he’s clinging onto your thumb with his small hands as he falls asleep. Or when, no matter how he seems to hate you, you’re the familiar face that he trusts whenever you two are out in public, so he clings onto you tightly. You’re one of the few people that he trusts and even though he would never say it, he loves you and is grateful for you.
Honestly, Fell is a little shit, but he’s not the worst. We’ll get to that in a minute. He’s completely autonomous, and will not listen to you no matter what you say. He wants a slice of cake before dinner? He’s getting that slice. You won’t buy him that toy at the supermarket? He’ll hide it under his shirt and steal it. His relationship with you is like Lilo and her sister from Lilo and Stitch. Even when you try to be patient and understanding, there will be screaming matches from time to time. Fell never cries during the screaming matches, but he will hide in his room away from you to cry. To comfort him, you have to let him come to you. After he’s finished feeling sorry for himself, he’ll make dinner on his own and set aside a plate for you. That’s his way of apologizing.
Now Black. Black is the worst babybones to take care of. He’s demanding, things have to go his way, and he must be kept on a routine at all times. Even when the slightest thing goes wrong, he’s screaming at the top of his lungs like he’s being murdered. He’s extremely picky about what he eats and has a bit of a sweet tooth, so he’s always wanting candy at the store. The only way to calm him down is to give into his tantrums because that kid is stubborn as hell. Yet despite all that, he’s a fierce protector of you, even as a kid. If another parent or babysitter is giving you crap about how you take care of him, he will step in and roast the shit out of them and stand up for you. Afterwards, he’ll pretend that he’s only protecting his pride. He hates bedtime, but he falls asleep quickly while you hold his hand as you sing him a lullaby.
Rus is just the sweetest kid you’ll ever meet, enough to give you a cavity. He’s thoughtful and empathetic, never giving you any trouble. If he’s old enough, he’ll help you cook, and if he’s not, he’ll sit on the chair and point out various vegetables and meats you’re cooking. He’s the type of kid who will always puts his own toys away and afterwards, he’ll help others put their toys away too. He’ll say please and thank you and is always polite. When he senses that you’re having a bad day, he’ll try to cheer you up by drawing you a picture or hug you until you feel better. But despite all that, Rus is very critical about himself. If he does a small thing wrong, he’ll break down and beat himself over it. He’s sensitive when it comes to his self esteem and and gets nervous around crowds. It’s your job to teach him that it’s okay to make mistakes and not to be so hard on himself.
did Aslan ever actually say that Susan was lost? Because I’m pretty sure he didn’t
and the bright country, the true Narnia that will never fade or die, is joined on to all the other true countries, and people can just walk as they like between them.
and time works oddly there. Or rather, it doesn’t. Time has been replaced with eternity.
so post-Last Battle, the Friends of Narnia head on round to the true England, to meet their parents, like they were talking about in the book. And they get there and meet them and there’s someone else there.
This woman. Stately and magnificent in elegant Earth clothes; they’re not the purple and cloth-of-gold that the Friends of Narnia are arrayed in, but they’re just as clearly the clothes of a queen. And her face is beautiful and wise beyond reckoning, and her eyes are so bright and humorous and kind.
and she smiles, and she says “Lu, Ed, Peter! Everyone! I’ve missed you so much. It’s so good to see you again.”
and her siblings are like, “Susan?!” Because they’d given her up for lost, she forgot Narnia, she went and busied herself with mundane old Earth, forgot magic, of course she was lost. And they blurt this all out all awkward and confused.
and Susan just laughs at them, not unkindly, and says “Narnia didn’t need me anymore, sillies, but Earth did. Didn’t you ever wonder what I was doing in America?”
and she tells them what-and it turns out that she spent her mortal years fighting for the good and the true, protecting the weak, upholding the cause of the innocent. And her sibs never noticed, because she was doing it with words and papers and all the trappings of boring old Earth politics, all the things that seemed so shabby and quotidian next to Narnia’s iridescent colours. Because she was wearing nylons and makeup instead of a gold crown.
and she never lost her faith. Not even in the darkest times. Not even when she saw her sibs’ bodies all mangled from the railway accident. She just got to know Aslan better by his other name.
in “The Great Divorce,” Jack himself said that one of the great joys of Heaven was finding out how wrong you had been about things.
(and the next time Lucy talked with Aslan, her words could be translated into contemporary language as “YOU LITTLE SHIT why did you let me believe the worst of my sister for all that time thank you so much I’m sorry” and he laughed, and said that he had never said anything to her about Susan’s fate one way or the other-if she jumped to a conclusion it was entirely her own doing. And really-
-wasn’t it utterly foolish of her to think that he loved Earth and Susan any less than he loved Lucy and Narnia?