the world is so great

wrathion and anduin

Im so tired of cynicism in academia, of my fellow students saying with complete confidence and an air of superiority that humanity is inherently evil. Im tired of the slightly amused looks and the scoffs i get when i suggest anything otherwise.

i just remembered this story my dad told me one time, about abraham lincoln

a guy challenged abe to a duel once. lincoln very much did not want to duel this cat.

so lincoln agreed, on the condition he got to choose the weapon. maybe that was how it generally went in 19th century dueling culture, i have no idea.

the guy said “sure”

lincoln said, “ok. broadswords.”


so that poor would-be opponent shows up on the day of the would-be duel, and abe is outside, doing, like, some quick sword warmups.

now, back in lincoln’s day, he was, as any american schoolchild can tell you, the tallest fucking dude on the entire fucking planet, so please try to even imagine the majestic reach of this stovepiped giant’s condor-like wingspan.

(wingspan plus broadsword.)

abe’s enemy takes one look at this, does some quick mental calculations on his own arm length (mortal, human), turns around and goes home.

the best part is that, as i remember it, lincoln of course had no fucking idea how to swordfight. it was the 1800s. we had guns. he’d just been, like, waving this giant sword around haphazardly, whacking at tree limbs, making his arms look as big as possible because he knew this joker could see him, and he knew that guy didn’t know that lincoln didn’t know what the hell to do with a broadsword.


anyway, i don’t actually know if that story is true or not but i really really hope it is. i would love to know that the president who defeated the confederacy was also fucking hilarious.

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kingdom hearts appreciation week
↳day three// disney vs original worlds

disney making lefou [villain, comedic relief] gay for gaston [straight, physically and verbally abusive to him] and acting as if the world should be greatful for it is so disrepectful to howard ashman’s legacy, life and work that i’m actually appalled like i am actually repulsed by this news

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For me, being a dark-skinned black woman with natural hair, getting to be this center of this love story — Growing up, I didn’t get to see that very often…I think that artists and people in entertainment, we have such an incredible power to remind people of their worth and to help people dream big. So it’s exciting to get to be a part of that.

Denée Benton Is Taking Broadway by Storm (x)

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“Can’t stand morons like you who can’t get to the damned point! Basically you’re saying, ‘we wanna cause trouble, be our pal!’ What a joke! I’ve always admired All Might’s triumphs. No matter what any of you jerks say… Nothing’s ever gonna change that!”

Dedicated to @aizawashoutta
Happy belated Birthday to my sweetest Ana (*¯ ³¯*)

I’m already in love with this game. It hits real hard as a young adult. Mae is a fantastic protagonist.

at this point im just abusing the star brush

Ita-chan and Big brother Spain spot a handsome Frenchman approaching backstage.

“Beautiful”

“Cute”

the "chill" type
Final Fantasy XV
the "chill" type

Prompto: Oh no. Oh no! Ohhh we’re trapped down here!!  (゚´Д`゚)゚

Ignis: The exit’s sealed off. ( ・ - ・)

Prompto: But we can unseal it, right Noct? Noct!!  (゚´Д`゚)゚

Noctis: How should I know?! We’ll think of something, just chill.  (; ・`д・´)

Prompto: Do I seem like the “chill” type to you?  °(ಗдಗ。)°.