the wise phoenix

“Polly! That’s called a “stepladder”! C'mon!”

“ …A stepladder? How is that different from a regular ladder then?” 

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this is what I’ve been working on for 6 hours thIS is. what Ive beenw orking on.  for6 hours THIS. THIS IS whAT I’VE BEEN WOrkING ON FOR 6!HOURS !! THIS!!!

i cannot believe myself

Apollo Justice Ace Attorney in a nutshell
  • Apollo: Yay!! i have my very own game i'm so happy
  • Kristoph: LOL i kill everyone :D
  • Trucy: PERCIIIEEVE
  • Phoenix: hey, so i'm gonna casually take over your game now
  • Apollo:
  • Trucy:
  • Klavier: AAAAAA my GuItar Is on fire HELLP HERr-forehead senpai
  • Lamiroir: MY CHILDREN
  • Phoenix: choose wisely

A list of some of my favorite dramione moments from the books:

  • She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. “Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul — you evil –“  - Prisoner of Azkaban
  • “I don’t believe it!” Hermione wailed. “Was Professor Flitwick angry? Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!”  - Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Hermione’s hand shot into the air.  Behind her back, Malfoy did a buck-toothed imitation of her jumping up and down in eagerness to answer a question.  - Order of the Phoenix 
  • You think he’ll be all right?” said Hermione nervously. “Course he will. Madam Pomfrey can mend cuts in about a second,” said Harry, who had had far worse injuries mended magically by the nurse.  - Prisoner of Azkaban
  • “Malfoy?” said Hermione, very skeptically.  “Well.. yes.. maybe..” And she remained deep in thought all the way into the outskirts of Hogsmeade. - Order of the Phoenix
  • Wise move, Granger,” breathed Malfoy.  - Order of the Phoenix
  • The door of the compartment slid open.“Very clever Granger,” said Draco Malfoy. - Goblet of Fire
  • Pansy Parkinson gaped at her as she walked by with Malfoy, and even he didn’t seem to be able to find an insult to throw at her. - Goblet of Fire 

anonymous asked:

Who does Ryland take after personality-wise? Phoenix or Miles?

Part 1

Edgeworth: Why, me of course. Sure, Phoenix contributed a lot to the batch but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t give my talent for being determined in court. That’s why my son gives a fight to those who are older than him. Plus, Ryland got my good looks, right?

Phoenix: …Anon said personality wise, you arrogant prick.

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“I’ve kept my ego and my happiness completely separate from my work. I don’t depend on my work to make me feel good about myself. When people invest their ego and their self-image in their work, and one day someone doesn’t look at it in the same way they do, or you grow up and your eyebrows get bushy and you don’t get parts, you fall so heavily and you hurt so bad.” - River Phoenix

“River was not the kind of person that you worried about. His father would be, like, “Hey, man, let’s go to Guatemala.” And River would say, “Listen, Dad, I know I’m fifteen years old and I should have fun. But I have to do my scene tomorrow and I have to learn my lines and I have a responsibility to be on the set and be rested.” He was really tender with his father.”

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Judge: Mr Wright, are you ready to start your cross-examination of Mr. Edgeworth?

Phoenix: I am, your honour, but rest assured, it will a normal examination. I am not in any way cross. [To Edgeworth] You are Miles Edgeworth, are you not?

Judge: Mr. Wright, we have already established that. Might I suggest that you try less to do an impression of a lawyer you once saw on television and make your case as simply as you possibly can.

Phoenix: Wise words, my learned lud.