the wind it whispers

Go The Fuck To Sleep (the Yondu and Quill edition)

The rats nestle close to their ratlets,
Half-nut is tryin’ to count sheep.
Yer cozy and warm in yer bunk, my boy.
Please go the fuck to sleep.

The portholes are dark in the ship, boy.
Thanos sits out in the deep.
I’ll read ya another damn holopad if ya swear
That you’ll go the fuck to sleep.

The Nova who soar through the sky are at rest
As the peace is sure to keep.
I know you ain’t thirsty. That’s bullshit. Quit lyin’!
Lie down, idjit Terran, and sleep.

The cosmic wind whispers through space, son.
The stars, they make not a peep.
We’ve travelled thirty-eight lightyears already.
By Anthos, what the fuck? Go to sleep.

All the miners from Knowhere are in dreamland.
The fleas have made their last leaps.
Hell no, ya can’t go to the bathroom.
Ya know where ya can go? The fuck to sleep.

The Kree fly forth from their homeworld.
Their canons roar and slaves weep.
The hot, crimson rage fills my heart, boy.
For real: shut the fuck up and sleep.

Taserface and Narblik are snoring
Wrapped in a big, snuggly heap.
How come ya can fit through the vent ducts
But ya can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?

Celestial seeds slumber in Terra,
And the other worlds Ego will reap.
No more questions, this game is over.
I’ve got two words for ya, kid: fuckin’ sleep.

The bilgesnipes recline on Asgardian plains,
Trinkets at the market are cheap.
Fuck yer Walkman kid, I ain’t fetchin’ you shit.
Close your eyes, cut the crap: sleep.

B.O. wafts around the Eclector
Like a smog cloud it billows and creeps.
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass parent.
Stop fuckin’ with me dammit, and sleep.

(Accompanies this art)


No, it’s you.


cheesy metaphor for freedom aside, look, they have plenty in common and would be adorable friends, dont look at me

Studio Ghibli films the signs should be watching rn

aries: tales from earthsea

taurus: the wind rises

gemini: whisper of the heart 

cancer: My Neighbor Totoro

leo: howls moving castle 

virgo: the secret world of arrietty

libra: spirited away

scorpio: princess mononoke

sagittarius: ponyo

capricorn: when marnie was there 

aquarius: kiki’s delivery service  

pisces:castle in the sky 

The Houses as Nice Sounds

Ravenclaw: Rain pounding on the windows. Book pages being turned. The world underwater. A heart beating. The flutter as cards are shuffled. Piano music. The whisper of the wind.

Gryffindor: Fire crackling. A cat purring. The pop as a cork is removed from a bottle. Thunder. High heels tapping against tile floors. Birdsong. The roaring crescendo of applause.

Slytherin: Waves crashing against the sand. Fresh snow crunching underfoot. Whale song. Coins clinking against each other. Ice cubes in a glass. Old music. The silence right after a storm.

Hufflepuff: Laughter. Leaves rustling in the breeze. The soft murmur of a stream. Bumblebees buzzing. Stones skipping across a lake. Bubbles popping. The final note before a song fades away.


Some lovely Studio GHIBLI illustrations by japanese artist Gori Matsu (or MASSO on Pixiv), overflowing with smiles and beautiful details. So concept art-ish ! ^_^ Hope this will cross mountains and valleys and get to nefowls dash before her birthday! ’Cause I あなたを本当に愛しています!

This shall be your pre-birthday gift, sweet-heart !

You’re going to search for me in every person that crosses your path. You are going to look for these exact muddy brown eyes rolling when I laughed obnoxiously at the sheer idiocy of words that made no sense to your ears. You’re going to listen for my whisper in the quiet of the wind. You’re going to feel for my touch every time you feel alone with no one to comfort you like I did. And let me tell you this: You are never going to find me.

Ghibli Art