So me and @mistress-light came up with the most aodrable headcanons that it legit bought us to tears figured why not share it? Okay soooo
Noctis and Luna are married ofc but the still bicker like any other couple but Luna is the one to ALWAYS win and Noct knows better then to fight his wife since Luna always wins their arguements-Although it’s the opposite when they’re in bed together ;) hahaLuna is more of a strict mom while Noct is the fun dad and this is where their cute arguements punch in cuz if Luna is telling Dawn one thing Noct is saying the COMPLETE opposite lol like eating veggies for example XD When Dawn is feeling lonely she comes out at the middle of the night and go to Noct and Luna’s room to sleep with them when she climbs their bed and sits in the middle of both Noct and Luna she squishes her squishable chocobo plushie and it squeals and both Noct and Luna wake up amd are like whhaaa??? - When they see it’s Dawn they both laugh and cuddle her with hugs and kisses while in the process they squish the chocobo again and it squels for the second time ♡
While Luna and Noctis are cuddling their little girl Dawn can’t help but pull out those adorable baby giggles XD
When Dawn has a nightmare and wakes up crying Noct would take her in his lap and tell her an old story of when he was on a roadtrip with the boys just like how Regis did when Noct was a boy
With Noct stroking her hair Dawn falls back asleep while Luna also was litsening to the whole story about his roadtrip Luna along with Dawn falls asleep too-Noct looks down at both his most beloved women in his life and gentlely kisses both their foreheads and he himslef goes back to sleep!
Request: Will you write a robb stark x reader where reader is his wife and robb goes to war and is losing. Until his wife and her men arrive and save him and they win :)))
It was always sad for a wife when her husband went away to war. There was always the possibility that her husband would never return again and it was almost guaranteed that if he did he would never be the same.
You tried not to think about that, instead you thought of happy things as you sat watching Winterfell from your window, a needle in your hand and a piece of fabric in your lap. It was much quieter now that nearly all the able bodied men went away to war, it was even more quieter now your husband, Robb, wasn’t around. You had no one to spend your time with, Bran often lay in bed and you couldn’t entertain Rickon for long enough.
Rape Culture in OUAT, or why you
can’t pick and choose what is and isn’t sexual assault
argument about rape culture in OUAT often comes down to “Who’s the worst
villain?” which is troubling when it is a very real and prevalent aspect of the
show. And when people start arguing that well, this villain does this
and that one did that, it diminishes the fact that OUAT continues to perpetuate lack
of consent as normal and acceptable.
[reading off Peter’s paper] “My model wife won’t care how dirty my room gets. She’ll always let me win at video games. She’ll play street hockey any time of the day or night.” Why don’t you just marry Harry?
This is my first ever fanfic. It’s all James and Sharna’s fault. I may write more if I have time. Enjoy!
James is sitting alone in the living room of his new country house in Indiana. The huge flat screen TV is showing the live premiere of DWTS season 29. It has been 3 years since he was on the life-changing show. He can remember it like it was yesterday. It started simply as a stage to promote Indycar to a wider audience. He went on without any expectations but instead the whole thing went way beyond his wildest dream.
It was fun meeting Sharna, James remembered. They had same sense of humor. Becky even said that Sharna is the female version of James when they were at Sonoma trying out the two-seater. The first three weeks went really quickly with both of them goofing around during practice and Becky sitting in the corner watching. Becky was not wild about the Cha-Cha because she has never seen that side of James before, being all sexy and basically glued to another beautiful woman. She complained. James remembered saying that he was not comfortable too but he had to do it, so he invented Ricardo. Well, James felt something after the Cha-Cha. He was not sure what it was. Maybe it was just Ricardo messing with him.
Week 5’s tango was lauded by the judges and it gave James the confidence he needed to think that he might have a shot at the mirrorball after all. Then came the wicked Week 6. The Rumba.
“James, the rumba is a very sensual and sexy dance. Much more than the Cha Cha” said Sharna at their first session of the week.
“How can it be worst than the Cha Cha with all the grinding there were?” joked James while doing the ass grinding…
Sharna, unimpressed by his grinding, said: “Well, imagine having sex without actually showing the act of it. It is intimate, sexy. The dance before the act.”
James’s jaw dropped to the floor. Becky was fidgeting in her chair. There was a dead silence in the room.
“Don’t worry! You will be fine! Becky, don’t worry, the chemistry James and I have will be enough to get us through this. Remember Robert and Kim? They did a wonderful rumba and he is not even close to your level of goodness!”
“Uh…. didn’t they get married after the show?” Becky asked.
“Not because of the rumba!” said Sharna. “Come on, I already have something planned”
The next few days, James picked up the routine pretty quickly. But on Friday, during practice, Sharna looked a little preoccupied.
“What’s wrong?” Asked James.
“I don’t know. We are doing fine with the steps. But I feel something is missing.”
“I think we’re missing the passion in the rumba. The lust between us and the urge of you having me and vice versa. That’s how I planned the routine and I feel it is incomplete.”
James didn’t know what to say. He was never in this situation before. He is not a dance nor an actor. It is hard to act as if he wants someone especially in front of all the millions of viewers.
“I will try to study videos of previous seasons and I will try to find a solution just like I have before.”
James, being a racing driver, is used to analyze datas from previous races to improve for the next race. That’s what he has been doing since day one of DWTS. Sharna was so impressed with his improvement, she one day asked him how he does it. Ever since that day, they will sit down together, looking at the tiny screen of his phone, finding things to improve upon.
“Babe, this is all you. I can’t help you this time. I’m a pro so I can turn the heat on anytime! If you cannot find a solution by Sunday, on Monday night I may just have to set you on fire to get the heat!!! Hahaha”
The next two days were the longest two days of his life. Even worse than his rehabilitation after the accident. He already had a solution but he didn’t know how to implement it. It was easy enough just by pretending she is the woman of his dream. But during the practice, he was unable to show it. By Sunday night during the camera blocking, Sharna told him not to worry that their routine is good enough to go through the next round even without the intense passion.
“It’s unacceptable!” thought James. “I will not settle for second best. I have to give it all!”
“For this once, I will love Sharna with everything I’ve got. She is my love and she is my life!”
Deep inside, Ricardo is laughing. “ Yes James. Yes. That’s right. You know you want it to be true for sometime now.”
Monday at the dress rehearsal, Sharna noticed something is different. Good diferente. She noticed the way James looking at her was diferente. “Maybe I’m imagining but this is good for the routine. Not enough but good enough.”
Just before their dance, in the red room, James came close to Sharna and whispered into her in a musky voice: “I love you.” She was caught off guard. “I love you too babe!” She said.
At their starting position, she felt James. Not because they are touching each other. But she felt his yearning, his wanting, his desire of having her. She felt his love for her. It was something that never happened to her before. EVER! Not even with Paul. The sexual tension is palpable. She was so surprised. The only way she can do is to reciprocate the feeling during this dance. “He wants me and I want him. He loves me and I love him. I will take all his love for me and give him back more. We are one and we are for each other.”
During the routine, every embrace was tender and loving. Every spin was powerful and with passion. Every touch was electric. James was on fire and Sharna was surprised.
The only person in the room who could feel this was Julianne. She saw the potential of this partnership. She saw the potential for it to be much more. Being a dancer, she knew this kind of opportunity didn’t come easily or ever! She wanted Sharna to be happy, so she wickedly planted the seed by giving a 9 and saying that there could be more chemistry.
After the live show, Sharna took James aside and asked.
“What happened tonight?”
“What? I told you before the dance in the red room.”
“You love me? I don’t understand”
“Sharna, I decided that in order for me to overcome this obstacle, I have to love you. I have to love you with all my heart.”
“James… I felt it. I felt your love. It took me by surprise. It was so intense, so raw. I never felt anything like this before. Thank you.”
“But still not enough for Julianne.”
“Don’t worry babe. From now on, I will love you back. We will show the world how beautiful our love is, even just for a short time.”
And the rest is history.
James, standing up after finishing the premiere, turn around and look at his trophies. He had just won his second Indy500 championship which are the two centerpieces. Next to his trophies are the two Emmys of his wife. In his heart, he always regrets not winning the mirrorball with Sharna.
He heard someone approaching behind him.
“Are you thinking about the mirrorball again, babe?
“Yes, I don’t know why. It seems to be more important to me than the Indy trophies.”
“Well, I just got a call from the producer of DWTS. They will be doing an all-stars season for Season 30.”
“Aww muffin, we are gonna crush them and we are gonna make history!”
Sharna laughed wholeheartedly and said:
“Yes my love, the first ever celebrity and pro married couple winning the mirrorball.”
“I think we need to make more room for the mirrorball, hon.”
“You didn’t do that for my creative Emmy! I hate you so much!”
“I hate you so much too!” He leaned in to kiss his beautiful wife with the biggest smile on his face.
The tale of two cities according to Heiko and Stephi - Part 12
The last weeks we shared some historical information with you and we thought it’s time for sagas.
the first picture you can see the Heinzelmännchenbrunnen in Cologne.
This fountain was built in remembrance of little goblins called
“Heinzelmännchen” which helped the citizens of Cologne. They came at
midnight while everyone was sleeping and did the homework. The citizens
were grateful though nobody ever saw them. One night the tailor’s wife
(it’s always the tailors wife) played a dirty trick with them. She
spread peas at the stairs. At midnight the Heinzelmännchen slipped on
the peas while the tailor’s wife laughed about them. The Heinzelmännchen
were very sad and went away. They never came back.
the second picture you can see one of the bronze lions in front of the
Residenz in Munich. It is said to bring luck to stroke the snout. In
1848 there was a rumor that king Ludwig I has a mistress. This rumor
made the king very angry and he closed the university where the students
laughed about him and his mistress. One night a student put a diatribe
on the gate of the Residenz. The king was angry and promised a reward
for catching the person who did it. The next night the student put
another diatribe on the gate. The guards caught him. Surprisingly the
king liked the student and gave him a bag of money. As the student came
out, relieved that he’s not in the dungeon and even with a lot of money,
he grasped on the lions snout to maintain balance. The passerbys saw
this and since then most citizens of Munich (and tourists) stroke the
snout of these lions.
And the moral of these stories, the tailor’s wife is always the bad one and impudence wins!
And as always praise to me and critique to Heiko. After twelve weeks working with me on this project, he’s used to it.
Zuko didn't know what to do. He was busy, but he gave his daughter and wife of five years his all. He wanted to know why this man was so much more interesting to her than he was. He was a handsome man- tall, dark, muscular, and from her tribe. He was always here now, and he didn't think she was cheating, but he knew Katara liked him- she flirted with him, smiled in a bubbly way when he was around. Zuko was jealous, and he was going to compete with this man to win back his wife's heart.
Katara had always been told she was a natural flirt… since she was a girl, getting along with the opposite was just something that came easily to her - even when she didn’t intend for it to. And now, five years into her marriage to the Fire Lord, the situation was no different. A childhood friend, Kanto, had been staying in the palace for the past few weeks, helping her renegotiate trade agreements with the Southern Water Tribe and the Fire Nation. Things with him were easy - the simple conversation, the laughter, the casual touches - and even though she meant nothing by it, she knew how it must look. Especially to Zuko.
Which explained her irrational nerves when she knocked on the door of his study. They were probably going to fight… again… and it ate away at her.