the whole village was there

anonymous asked:

I want Stabby ("Her name isn't Stabby, why do they persist in calling her that?") the snake to be a thing now and follow all the rules of Stabby the Roomba, especially her acquiring the rank of the last person she stabbed. She attends a Kage summit and manages to stab all the Kage within a few days (none of them wanted to mention the strange thing in case they were mocked) and ends up uniting the countries under one rule. Her parents dote on her and everyone's too afraid to overthrow her 1/2

She becomes the mascot of Konoha and the other Villages use her as an example of why Konoha is so crazy. “They have a snake with a kunai attached to its head with free reign over the whole village!” “Why?” “It’s Konoha.” Yes, Konoha is the Australia of the Narutoverse. Oro is completely incapable of seeing anything wrong with Stabby having her kunai and eventually that attitude extends to even the most civilian of civilians. Oh no, I want fic of Stabby now. What have you/I done to me/myself?

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. Yes, Stabby as overlord, this is something I can get behind.  💕

{ okay so everyone and their mother has put in their two cents about the new movie’s take on the iconic yellow gown (myself included) but allow me to take a minute to salt about something else: the blue village dress.

I love the design of it. It looks great, it calls the original to mind while still being fresh and new and realistic, the different patterns are a nice touch. There’s just one thing I cannot stand, and that’s how Emma wears the skirt hiked up all the time.

“Belle is an active princess” is the reasoning I’ve seen. “This way she’s not restricted by a skirt”.

I call BS. That skirt is not tight or restrictive—if it was, you wouldn’t even be able to pull up one side and tuck it into your waistband like that. But more importantly, bloomers are not trousers, they are underwear. And no one will ever convince me that Belle would run around town with her underwear on full display. }

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There were a ton of great artists at the October mcm london expo this year and I had no self control

so I commissioned these 4 lovely artists to all draw Coran my man

@jesstarts @p-kom @hollydrawsthings @mayachwan

Alright but moana introduces maui to her people and after the inital “wow it’s really him!” He becomes almost like just another villager, minutes the whole being a demigod thing, and has what’s like a big family for the first time and one day moanas dad/mom congratulates him by saying “good job, son” and he has to take a minute because………son???? He’s someone’s son now??? He starts to tear up and moana is like “hey you ok?” And he just nods, replying “I finally have a family”

And he’s so happy that Moana decides that she’s gonna tell her parents to call maui son as much as possible and they’re cool with it so they start calling him son and maui loves it but Moana decides to go above and beyond so she tells all the grownups in the village “hey call him son he’s never been part of a family” and they’re like ok yeah sure we all like the guy so all the grown ups in the tribe start calling him son and the kids catch on and start calling him brother and mauis just so overwhelmed with happiness.

And after Maui is “adopted” by the tribe, he gets a new tattoo that’s directly over his heart of him being part of the tribe as family.

But in this tat he’s not the center of attention like all his other ones. He’s just a little part of the whole village, next to everyone else.

Needless to say, it’s his favorite tattoo he has

BONUS: one day some kids see the tattoo on his back and they’re like u don’t need that cuz ur real family wouldn’t just throw you away like that plus we’re your family now and they use body paint to paint over it. And since he does have a family now, when the paint dries and washes away the tattoo changes. Some of it stays the same, his human parents casting him away, but instead of the ocean being down there, it’s the village of motonui with their arms raised to receive him

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narutoweekend2016 - NewSong | Favorite Character: Naruto Uzumaki

“My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen. I hate the three minutes you have to wait while the water boils. And my future dream is to become the greatest Hokage! That way the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I’m somebody. Somebody important!” 

Literally drop everything you THINK you know about LeFou in the new BatB that might be making you hesitate to see it  and just go fucking watch it because he is probably my favorite character out of the cast in this film

im gonna type the whole song from memory ok

little town. it’s a quiet village. every day, like the one before. little town, full of little people. waking up to say…bonjour! bounjour! bonjour, bounjour, bonjour! there goes the baker with his tray like always, the same old bread and rolls 2 sell. every morning just the same, since the morning that we came to this poor provencial town. good morning, belle! good morning, mouseir! where you off to? the book shop i read the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and a that’s nice

MARIE THE BAGUETTES HURRY UP.

look there she goes the girl is strange no question, dazed and distracted can’t you tell never part of any crowd cuz her head’s up on some cloud no denying she’s a funny girl that belle. bonjour! good day! how is your family? bonjour! good day! how is your wife? I NNEEED,, SXIX EGGS,, that’s too expensive, there must be more than this provincial life! ah belle. good morning! i’ve come to return the book i borrowed. finished already? oh i couldn’t put it down have you got anything new. not since yesterday. that’s alright! i’ll borrow this one. but you’ve read it twice! well it’s my favorite – far off places (?), daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise. haha, well if you like it all that mutch it’s yours. but sir…i insist. well thank you. thank you very much! look there she goes that girl is so peculiar, i wonder if she’s feeling well. with a dreamy faroff look, and a nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of us is belle. oh, isn’t this amazing, it’s my favorite part because, you see…here’s where she meets prince charming, but she won’t discover that it’s him til chapter three. now there’s no wonder that her name means beauty her looks have got no paralllel. but behind that fair facade, i’m afraid she’s rather odd. very different from the rest of us she’s nothing like the rest of us yes different from the rest of us is belle! fuck the gaston part. look there…he goes. isn’t he dreamy. monsieur gaston, oh he’s so cute! (tongue pop) be still, my heart, i’m hardly breathing…he’s such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute. bonjour PARDON good day MAIS OUI you call this bay WHAT LOVELY GRAPES. ten yards, one pound, SCUZE ME i’ll get my knife PLEASE LET ME THROUGH this bread THOSE FISH its stale THEY SMELL  madame’s mistake–well maybe so there must be more than this provincial life! just watch im going to make belle my wife! look there she goes that girl is strange but special, a most peculiar mademoiselle its a pity and a sin she doesn’t quite fit in cuz she really is a funny girl a beauty but a funny girl she really is a funny girl, that belle – bonjour! bonjour! bonjour! bonjour! bonjour! 🅱️️onjour!

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Been playing a lot of Harvest Moon: Skytree Village since classes are over ^q^) 

I was gunning for Dean originally but THEN I saw Gabriel’s event where he ate the dog food to test the quality for his brother’s sick dog and then I fell in love

So yeah, I married him LMAO 

IDK what it is about him but he always seems kinda sly in his expressions…every time he asks me to do a request he always ends it with a “you don’t mind, right?” and he does this SUPER CUTE SMILE AND IM LIKE…GABRIEL, I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE SUBTLY MANIPULATING ME But I am so attracted to you I will give you anything you want

still love you Dean.. someday I will marry you, macho florist

Above and Below (Bellamy Blake x Reader)

Request: Hey :) Could you please write a Bellamy x reader where (Y/N) is a grounder and she’s been taught to hate both mountain people and sky people after living in fear of them. Things change when she encounters Bellamy and the two of them begin to fall for each other.

Originally posted by whateverbellamy


Growing up on earth was not easy. Falling for Bellamy Blake, on the other hand, was the easiest thing you’ve ever done. Your parents had raised you to believe that the people who resided on the mountain and lived in the sky were dangerous, evil beings out to harm you. Your whole village lived in constant fear that one day they would strike but as you look at the sky person caught in your animal trap, you start to think that maybe they were wrong. Very wrong.

“You don’t look dangerous.” You stare in wonder, tilting your head as he tries to wriggle free from the thick rope caught onto his ankles.

“Just wait until I get out of here.” He responds angrily, pulling on the rope fiercely. Walking up to him curiously, you put your spear down to look at him. He pauses when you crouch down closely, running your fingertips along his shoulders, touching the soft material. It’s nothing like the type of harsh rag-like clothing you’re used to. It’s odd. The myths told about sky people said they wear white armour with big, round glass helmets. This man definitely does not fit that description. The stories of sky people also told of their teeth being sharp and pointy, like thousands of knives protruding from their red gums. He tries to wriggle away when you place your hands on his lips, opening his mouth to examine his teeth. They look like yours - normal. 

Moving your hands from his mouth you look at him in confusion, “Who are you?” You ask angrily, reaching back for your spear as he sits up. 

“Bellamy.” He blinks, watching your hand grasp the weapon, “I’m from the sky.” 

Keep reading

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I’m blessing you all with this. Look at my little munchkins. You’re welcome. While I was editing the pics, True colors was playing so it made it more emotional and, If you listened closely in that scene, you can hear the true colors melody playing)

PSA for the new Beauty and the Beast movie:

There is a transmisogynistic “men in dresses” joke during the battle scene at the castle, when the furniture is fighting the villagers.

Also the whole Lefou thing is cringe-worthily bad, campy gay stereotypes and sotto voce and even a “gurl you’re too good for him” interaction with Mrs. Potts, and the “gay moment” (lol) is… he dances with another dude for .25 seconds at the very end of the movie. we don’t even get to see his reaction to getting a dude partner, it’s literally an eyeblink moment. if a million homeschool moms are going to get up in arms at least make it something worth getting up in arms for.

Surprisingly, nothing fatphobic that wasn’t in the original.

Also, Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Ian McKellan were wasted.

My thoughts on Beauty and the Beast (2017)

• Luke Evans’ Gaston is my sexuality
• LOVE the new bimbettes and the middle bimbette with the strong eyebrow game is #me
• I’ve always felt that the beast needs a song, even if I’m iffy about the placement of it
• also why did “come what may” feel like a nod to moulin rouge (I hope it was)
• learning about belle’s mom was kind of anticlimactic but still I cried
• EVERY TIME THEY PLAYED THE “HOME” INSTRUMENTAL FROM THE STAGE VERSION I COULD HAVE CRIED AND I WISH THEY HAD HAD EMMA SING IT
• why did Dan Stevens look so hot in the beginning???? Also in that ponytail
• they did SUCH a great job addressing the major plot holes of the original (why the whole castle was cursed, why none of the village knew, the beast’s age, etc)
• I still feel that they shouldn’t have auto tuned Emma’s voice, though it wasn’t as bad as I had feared
• Lefou’s character development is giving me life (his line in “kill the beast” ???? 🔥🔥🔥)
• the parallel of “now i’m wiser but unsure” and “and now he’s dear and so unsure” had my heart grow three sizes
• I was so glad that Belle didn’t change her dress before going to save her dad bc I’ve always thought it was a waste of her time
• I loved the choreography for the ballroom scene!!! It was a perfect mix of the beast rediscovering dancing, the sweetness of how a little girl would dance (because honestly I’m sure Belle has only ever danced with her own father), and the iconic romantic moment that it should be for the story

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Guinea Pig Village at Maidstone Zoo in Kent (1937).

Various shots of guinea pigs scurrying around enclosure. Instead of hutches the animals live in model houses. There is a whole guinea pig village, complete with church and pub. 

FebYGOChallenge Day 4: Favourite Villain


When ya village so poor that u gotta rob the tombs you once helped build, but then one day the whole village is slaughtered for the sake of a weird ritual and then they come back as ghosts and start hauntin ur ass and ya only skills are stealing, killing and laughing maniacally so thats what you do to survive 

and then when ya big and strong enough ya go and confront the pharaoh about ur village but when u do everyone treats ya like ur the one in the wrong wyd