the whole cast

Heathers the Musical Cast

Here’s the whole cast- didn’t do any of the other characters for this line-up and don’t plan to. I feel like it’s borderline spammish to post them altogether after I already posted them separately as I made them- but feh- it’s nice seeing them all together!!

Red vs Blue Furniture AU

rvb au where everything is exactly the same except everyone is fucking furniture

Red Team
Grif- Beanbag chair
Simmoms- Mahogany Computer Desk
Donut- Stripper Pole
Sarge- Weapon’s Case
Lopez- Garage Workbench

Blue Team
Tucker- Motel room bed
Caboose- little blue plastic chair
Tex- Fancy Lamp with broken lightbulb
Church- Weak ass pillow
Sister- Large Stereo
Shelia- Home Security System

Doc- Glitter jar
Andy- Temperamental little shit head microwave that never fcking cooks things right
Junior- Cradle
Chairman- a really uncomfortable chair with like spikes and shit on it like why do you even have this chair it’s awful
Director- the vacuum cleaner eater of all happiness

South- Paper weight
North- Memory Foam bed
Carolina- A broken Key
York- Door with a broken lock
Washington- a large comforter with a kitty pattern
something nice to go on top of that motel room bed.
Flordia- Rocking chair
Wyoming- Vanity Table
CT- Nice Cozy love seat that seems really comfortable but is actually really angry and will only cause you pain
Maine- Really rough looking blanket that everyone stayed away from but is actually the softest thing you have ever felt in your life
Georgia- a lucky Penny
479er- Airplane model

Alpha- A broken vase
Beta- A ceramic bowl that’s been glued together too many times
Delta- Gaming Laptop
Sigma- Fireplace
Theta- Toybox
Gamma- Desktop Computer
Epsilon- An old scrap book
Iota- Tool A 
Eta- Tool B
Allison- a portrait of a loving mother caught in a fire caused by Sigma

Chorus People
Felix- decorative sword on the mantle piece
Locus - Hunting Box
Palomo - a vintage 70’s teen magazine
Bitters - Refrigerator
Smith- little toy soldier that always somehow winds up near the blue chair
Jensen- Mahogany Bookshelf
Kimball- that one mirror in everyone’s house that just makes them feel good about themselves.
Doyle- set of crystal tea trays and cups
Doctor Grey- antique set of medieval surgical supplies/first aid kit
Freckles- M19 that was knocked off the wall and now sits on the blue chair

The Tempest: a very quick Colin review

So last night I saw The Tempest and was 5 inches from Colin Morgan. I can confirm the following suspicions:

  1. His cheekbones really are the stuff dreams are made of - they are so sharp and defined that they actually disrupt air circulation
  2. His ears do indeed have their own glorious gravitational orbit
  3. He can act, he can sing, he can dance, yes he is perfect

thank you, I am dead and need several decades to recover

Band of brothers action figures should exist.

Nixon would have a little bottle of vat 69
Sobel would have a can of peaches
Roe would have a candy bar and scissors
Web would have a little book, and a toy shark
Bull would have a cigar
Speirs would have cigarettes and some little silver cutlery
Luz would have a radio
Shifty would have a rifle
Liebgott would have a tiny flash gordon comic book
Toye would have those fist rings thing
Welsh would have a parachute 

Penkala, Malarkey and Skip Muck would come all together in just one package.


Favorite things I’ve learned about Kate McKinnon from Ghostbusters interviews:

* Her childhood dream job was restoring frescoes

* If she was a ghost she would audit college classes and learn electrical engineering

* She’s always trying to tell Leslie Jones about Hamilton

* She once umpired little league softball games without knowing all the rules

* She brought a soldering kit to set from home and would make things while bored between scenes to “brush up on her skills from when she was a kid”

* Every version of her story about her elementary school, 2-person ghost hunting club and the “haunted” pipe they found

* She starts stories about her son before revealing he’s a cat