the whale will fail

anonymous asked:

LIFE IS DISSAPOINTING, WOEEEE IS WHAT I KNOW, OUTED BY MY NOSE, THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES. FOR POOR PINOCHIO STORY OF MY LIFE ALWAYS DOOMED TO FAIL CHEATED BY A FOX SWALLOWED BY A WHALE, THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE, OH YEAH, THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE

good rhymes m8

Holy shit, I didn’t realize that part of Seaworld’s unyielding commitment to manifest a veritable whale-hell includes drugging their whales with heavy doses of Benzos in a (failed) bid to curb severe aggression and self-harm issues.

So not only are these animals locked a veritable whale prison, but they’re being fed highly addictive narcotics in a desperate bid to keep them from killing themselves and others because they’ve all been driven insane by captivity.

tatiana should start replying to questions about what music she listens to to get into character w/ increasingly wilder answers. “oh, usually for cosima i like to listen to 10 different overlapping recordings of pigeons cooing.” “when i need to get into sarah’s headspace i can always count on the sound of milk being poured into a glass layered over distorted whale calls” “yeah, gregorian chanting never fails to get me in tune with my inner alison hendrix”