the weirdness of the lightning is not from me

Uranus in the First- I revitalise myself time and time again, a wayward persona. 

Uranus in the Second- I defy materialist values, finding magic in tearing them apart.

Uranus in the Third- The walls of the classroom never could contain me, I broke the window and climbed out.

Uranus in the Fourth- I come from the weird, the eccentric, the rebels and the disruptive. 

Uranus in the Fifth- My art causes controversy, it cracks open the experiences of others.

Uranus in the Sixth- The little things fall by the wayside, order and routine evade me.

Uranus in the Seventh- I fall for those that live like a lightning strike.

Uranus in the Eighth- I stuck out my tongue and waved the grim reaper away. I escaped him again.

Uranus in the Ninth- I didn’t find my way in scripture, in books, in temples and in school. I found it by myself.

Uranus in the Tenth- I defy the way things are now, and I want others to do the same.

Uranus in the Eleventh- I don’t “fit in” exactly, but I find my kindred spirits in the ones that don’t either.

Uranus in the Twelfth- My innovation comes in seclusion, when I am at my most vulnerable.

Ok so I already head canon that Percy is sort of this enigma at school because he disappears for months on end, has been expelled from multiple previous schools, has weird scars and a tattoo, rarely talks in class, has a brooding resting face and looks like a trouble maker, and is just kinda known as this intimidating guy (but is super friendly if you actually talk to him) etc etc etc.

But I was rereading the Lightning Thief and it suddenly occurred to me that Percy could possibly have this huge rep as someone you definitely don’t want on your shit list and is seen as highly highly intimidating because now all I can imagine is some kid at his high school going “You know, Percy Jackson sounds really really familiar” and looking his name up on google or something and-

“Oh wow he was that kid that went missing with his mom a couple years ago”

“And there was nation wide man-hunt for them and he was all over the news”

“And… he fought a bus driver for control of a bus and… basically just caused this mile-long pile up to get away from his captor… who then exploded the bus”

“…And then this guy exploded the Gateway Arch. The Gateway Arch.

“And holy shit this kid finally got away from this psycho after having a shotgun-to-rifle gun battle in Los Angelos which ended in this huge explosion that destroyed five police cars oh my god”

“and hE WAS TWELVE”

“WHAT”

Lightning Bolt Soulmate! Barry Allen x Reader Part Two

Fandom: The Flash

Characters: Reader, OC

Word Count: 1,017

A/N: This is part two to Lightning Bolt and I sooo appreciate the feedback and amount of people who have been asking for another part, it honestly makes me want to scream with happiness! So thank you guys so much for everything and enjoy!

Part One | Part TwoPart Three | Part Four


Originally posted by depressedparalysis

Ever since I woke from the 13 month coma, I’ve been experiencing changes to my body. Not the kind of changes you go through when you’re going through puberty, but weird changes. My heart seemed to always be racing, no matter how rested I felt, I would try to walk and find myself being across the room instead, weird things that were not normal. And ever since the city became aware of the “metahumans” that were running around, I decided to stay in the shadows. All of these metahumans were turning out to be villains, being either locked away forever, or being killed. I tried to assimilate, I got a boyfriend, a job at the local diner, an apartment, everything that made it look like I was normal. But I knew that I wasn’t.

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Okay a weird bit of information that made me smile recently: You know the Infamous series? Yeah, the game with the lightning guys and the morality system? Well, like most moral choice games, you typically get about a 50/50 split Good Run vs Evil Run from players. So everyone plays both paths or about half go good only or bad only. 

Infamous 2: Second Son, the version starring Delsin Rowe, apparently was huge majority good-only play-throughs. Meaning the majority of players couldn’t bring themselves to play Delsin as a murderous asshole. This pleased people on the production team a lot. I dunno. That kind of made me happy. Here, lookit his adorable non-murderous face: 

????? ??

me: aw yeah, big fic work is done, moving crunch is coming up, time to work on promp–
brain: what if andrew was cursed into being an actual fox and everyone thought he was dead
me: 
brain: while dealing with everyone’s reactions to his death which affect him more than he’d like
me:
brain: especially as a mourning Neil distances himself from others and the suddenly adrift Kevin, Aaron and Nicky 
me: that 
brain: he’d also have to find a way to communicate his being alive and find a way to break the curse
me: that–
brain:  he could run into other canonically dead characters
me: that sounds like a full length fic
brain: yeah
me:  but the basis makes no sense
brain: yeah
me: why
brain: wouldn’t it be neat
me:
me:
me:
yeah

anonymous asked:

wait, you were /scared/ of bowie? lmao you HAVE to elaborate on that

lmfao yes

the only thing i used to know about david bowie was ‘that cover album with the lightning bolt’ and that he scared me (mostly from his ziggy stardust look can you believe it) because he reminded me some disturbing shit i watched on the internet one time many years ago (please don’t ask what it is lmfao) and i had never heard a song of him (until feb 2014)

so that’s part of the story lol, BUT THEN one time in 2014 i saw this picture on my dashboard:

and i was like; ok that’s david bowie?, …weird. and some days latter i saw this gif

and i thought: whatthefuck, i couldn’t stop staring at the gif, i clicked the like button immediately, and then the magic happened ◕‿◕

starman was the first song i heard, and then space oddity, the funny thing is that somehow i ended up watching just a gigolo on youtube because i saw the gifs from the bathtub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Look! Galra form Keith stuff! Theories!

Might contain spoilery stuff. Probably, maybe, and perhaps.

So, just to warn you all, I’m pulling all my evidence from memory as I cannot be bothered with taking screenshots and figuring out how to put them into text type posts. So please, correct me if I’m wrong.

I’ve been seeing a lot of “Keith turns purple when kissed by quintessence” and stuff but I think not.

Keith’s hand goes all would-make-Lance-cry-in-horror-splotchy purple when he gets struck by the black lightning magic death ray by that one weird guy in Keith’s failed snatch scene.

The same beam of bubonic plague that was used to suck the quintessence out of a planet.

The same frayed glow-in-the-dark black licorice ray that was used to suck the LIFE outta VOLTRON AND THE PALADINS in that one scene somewhere in the finale episodes of one of the two seasons.

(Which, in that scene, when showing the paladins, CLEVERLY HIDE KEITHS ACTUAL APPEARANCE UNDER THE ARMOR - GALRA FORM KEITH ANYONE??? Btw this is important too)

When Keith got struck by the black bean light of terrors in his snatch scene, his hand went splotchy-bad-skincare-purple, and I remember the hand REVERTING to human after getting into contact with the yellow piss. I mean quintessence. Le liquid life force.

So isn’t it safe to assume that when Keith LOSES quintessence, he TURNS GALRA FORM, and when he GAINS quintessence, he GOES BACK TO HUMAN FORM

so yeah

Galra = Keith - Quintessence
Human = Keith + (Quintessence x n)
–In which “n” is greater than or equal to zero.

So now that I’ve probably proven what I needed to prove, LETS HAVE SOME FUN WITH EVEN LESS EVIDENCE IF ANY AT ALL ASIDES FROM SOME LOGIC

Aliens are different. Aliens are very much different.

Culture, appearance, strengths, weaknesses, all very different.

I’d imagine that the hormones and emotions and general chemicals that make up those different things are also very different.

We don’t know of any other inter species children, we don’t have any comparisons to draw upon, so for the moment I can only make assumptions that will be, if I’m being completely honest, proven false. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT HERE SO

But we’ve also never actually seen Keith in Galra form (AT LEAST WHEN HES CONSCIOUS IM LOOKING AT YOU VOLTRON DRAIN PAIN SCENE).

We all agree he’s gonna look different. We are all also ready for him to also be pretty different structurally. Essentially we all want for fuzzy purple Keith with cat ears.

But that’s all physical.

So what about chemical?

If Keith can physically change his human ears to fuzzy purple cat ears, then I bet he can chemically change, too.

How? In what ways?

Emotions, hormones, instincts, actions, thought process, etc…

So why bring any of this up? You might be asking what this is all about. You might not be asking what this is all about and quite frankly, don’t care. You might be that weird in between that is curious enough to care but at the same time indifferent. You might want me to just shut up and get to the point already. You might wonder, “What does this have to do with Control by Halsey?”

It has a lot to do with Control by Halsey. I got to thinking of all of this by imagineering a Voltron related Galra Keith-centric music video to this song, after all.

But enough of that and the possible fanfic I might write.
Back to the content!

So back to the time old question of two minutes ago, perhaps your minute, depending on how fast you read. “So why bring any of this up?” - me, some sentences ago.

Well, I think

That Galra form Keith?

Ain’t gonna go so well.

Humans go through puberty, hormone changes, but we learn to deal with it a live with it, control it. I imagine aliens do the same in their various, alien ways.

Keith has dealt with human biology.

Keith has not dealt with Galra biology.

Yes, he’s part Galra, but that doesn’t mean he’s taken the full brunt of what being Galra may be, we still don’t know how interspecies works. Alteans can shapeshift into other species? Yes, they can. But they don’t share the DNA. They don’t necessarily pick up all the hormones the other species has to offer. So we’re back to making assumptions.

True or false, neither can be proven yet. Probably false, as I am writing this for personal satisfaction.

Emotions, hormones, instincts, actions, thought process, etc…

If he can change physically, he can change in other ways too.

What does this mean for us?

Well let’s be more specific in how our little spitfire could be affected.

Will he have more salt with a dash of pepper? Will we get the garlic!keith that I know and love and joke about? Will he straight (lol) up go to jalapeño’s fiery pits of hell (my personal opinion of jalapeños; others may have different experiences and differing pain tolerance)? Will he be catlike? What kind of catlike? Loving, purring, rubs up against you cat? Biting, hissing, uses you as scratch post cat?

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

And given that we still don’t know that much of how Galra work, they’re biology and whatnot, their actual natural abilities, we don’t know how Keith could be affected.

Honestly, why is this so important? It’s probably not.

Let’s bring back physical changes. If five humans got their butts handed to them in a training simulation set for an altean child, why not have the Galra be naturally strong too?

Now mix them together.

If this IS true (or not, doesn’t really matter) then these changes, depending on which changes you pick and choose from, can lead to an adorable purple pouty kitten Keith spitfire who will crush you in a bear (purple cat) hug, or raging fuzzy purple teenage cat angst and anger and destruction who will crush you. Just crush you, no hugs.

I’m just going to let this simmer in your minds now, as I’ve got not much more to say. So think about it, don’t think about it, or do the weird in between that is inexplicable right now.

Oh yeah, reminder to correct me if I’m wrong on the parts that actually use evidence. Anyways, time to make like Shiro and be gane. Have fun and Peace out

geekchicstreetcred  asked:

"Help me.. someone..." Winston lay in the back alley, looking worse for wear. The weird orange ghost he was chasing got away, but not before it gave him a nasty electric shock that had him feeling like he got hit by lightning. - TheRealZeddemore

@therealzeddemore

The commotion woke the sleeping Eevee up from her nap under a dumpster. Somewhat agitated, she crawled out from underneath and laid eyes on a defeated human. He had been electrocuted, she could smell it.

“…Don’t you humans know you can’t handle electric shocks? Why do you need to fight everything you see?” The Eevee grumbled, her tail twitching. “You want me to find your Clan, lost human?”

LIGHTNING BY LITTLE MIX
Track 9 from Get Weird

Jesy

I cross a desert and an ocean
To get away from the pain of your storm
But chase the centre light
Been hiding from your shadow
So that I could heal
And I didn’t feel.

Leigh

That zig-zag shooting through my heart
That zig-zag hit me like a dart
Electricity, electricity
Oh, this love’s tearing me apart
I’ve been running like the light from the dark
Electricty, keeps on hitting me

[Chorus]
Oh, lightning strikes twice and it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again
Lightning strikes twice and it burns so nice
I wish I didn’t love you
But I do (x2)

Jade

Those eyes were looking, I’m enchanted
Your voice a serenade and it sings to my heart
One kiss turned the skies to grey
I’ll never get away, no shelter from the rain, no

Perrie

That zig-zag shooting through my heart
That zig-zag hit me like a dart
Electricity, electricity
Oh, this love’s tearing me apart
I’ve been running like the light from the dark
Electricty, keeps on hitting me

Jade

[Chorus]
Oh, lightning strikes twice and it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again
Lightning strikes twice and it burns so nice
I wish I didn’t love you
But I do (x2)

All

O fortuna, velut luna
statu variabilis, semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis

Jesy and Jade

Everytime that I hear your name, oh. 
Baby you’re the pleasure the pain. 

Perrie

[Chorus]
Lightning strikes twice and it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again!
…but I do

All

O fortuna, velut luna
statu variabilis, semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis

Nalu Short Fic

Lucy stared at her partner in annoyance, her brown eyes glittering and her hair mussed from her exasperated head shaking.
“Look Natsu, I don’t have time to go to the guild today! I told you, I want to work on my novel!”
The salmon haired boy looked at her boredly. “Just come to the guild, Lucy. Do your weird book thing some other time, we have a job to go on!”

Lucy stood up from her stool and stared at Natsu’s tattered back-pack in disgust. “Look Natsu, just take what’s yours and go yourself, you don’t need me to follow you everywhe- AH!”
She was forced to stop talking as Natsu stood with lightning speed, moving close enough to her that she could feel his hot breath on her face. Her eyes flickered up to meet his dark ones and her heart stuttered. Her mouth opened and she braced herself to push him away when suddenly, strong arms were wrapped around her waist and she was thrust over Natsu’s shoulder.

“WAH PUT ME DOWN YOU IDIOT!!” she yelled, smacking his back in outrage. She felt and heard him chuckle and glared back at him murderously. “No.”
“Why not?” she shouted angrily.
“You told me to grab what’s mine- and I ain’t lettin’ anyone else have you.”

Lucy froze. Did he just-?
I ain’t lettin’ anyone else have you.
He had. She couldn’t move. 
And although her heart was beating fast and her face was flushed and hot, she allowed herself a small smile behind Natsu’s muscled back as he carried her on his shoulder towards her family. Fairy Tail.

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“Hey WHOA THERE BUDDY, DON’T TOUCH MY BUTT!”

The graphic sucks but their names are Noel Kreiss and Paddra-Nsu Yeul. AHAHAH puns are funny (No they are not)

Since everyone is making a follow forever, I feel bad not making one, so here it is…As a thank you from me to you, and almost reaching 2k followers, and a thanks to those who have stuck with me despite the weird anime/gaming mix, here’s a follow forever! Thanks for sticking with me through my yelling of how much I love Lightning, through my crying over real life stuff, to me endlessly making sarcastic comments, especially to those who stuck with me since my FMA days. Thank you all.

And unfortunatley, since I follow over 500 blogs, I couldn’t put everyone in. This is a version of my favourite bloggers who make me smile every single time I see them on my dash :D

Bolded are mutuals!

#-F

@0ci0 | @13eclaire | @aestrels | @akashis | @albenedetto | @alicenakiri | @allenswalkers | @allhailtheicebitch | @alyss-baskerville | @amirnizuno | @ambalambs | @angelnamine | @argentuums | @armrinarlert | @asheliah | @avaritiabonaest | @avatati | @bertholdts | @bhujerbaa | @bisexualsayaka@bokuakakuroo | @cabendish | @cactuarqueen @caelums | @caerberus | @casdaine@chosenxbyxetro | @cinensis@claviclez | @cloud-and-tifa | @cloudstrifes | @cloudxstrife | @conniemaheswaraan | @crazy-chocobo | @daughterofsatan | @derikisu | @dianthus-s | @diethardried | @duscae | @duscaen | @eclairium | @eclaiires | @edwarddelrics | @edwardrockbells | @edwardsroy | @ekurehru | @elrizabeth @elusivist | @elved@ennobaria | @eruto@ethernalium | @estheimm | @fanalisse | @feelmetal-alchemist | @feirs | @fringillavigo@finalfantasyix | @flarieon | @fullmetalfreak | @fuyus

G-L

@g-entiana | @gainsboroug | @garekiz | @garnetiisms | @geinzuburu | @genji-glove@gladiolvs | @grand-piano | @grrowlithe | @guardiaforest @gurenichinnose | @gurensex | @harukasenpais@hharukas | @himeyona | @hitorchi | @hitsougaya | @hopeishome | @hwoaarang | @ichaichadumbapple | @inalphonsesarmor | @itchytasty | @itsnotaquestionofcanorcant | @jewishzevran | @jmihelic | @juhzou | @just-another-straw-hat-pirate | @kaazana | @kaizoku-niiichan | @kairisheart | @karmaalma | @kenmaahs | @kenwy | @kaitothetwinblade | @khsora | @kikuuchis |  @komarikishigami | @kommaru | @kozuuki | @kurooes | @kurootesturo | @l-m-pandora | @levisdenimjeans | @lieutenanthawteye | @lieutenantriza | @lieutenant-sarcastic | @lightning-nyx | @lightaga | @likeaquietfantasy | @lilies-and-rain | @linlockheart | @lingthing | @lizmapes | @lockuhart | @lolisoup | @lucinasparallelfalchion | @lunafreyas | @luna-freya-nox

M-R

@m7angela | @magistera | @majorkimblee | @megalixr |  @mgann @micaelis | @midforde | @mikacchii | @mikasrockbells | @mikotoray | @mirayama | @miss-nerdgasmz | @mmatsuokah | @mmakotoz | @mmkttanaka | @morgianafanaliss | @mobpsycho100 | @moyashies | @mukoros | @negatively-positive-girl | @neoshadow | @nezuomi | @nicolasis | @nicetaurus | @nientales | @noctiscaelums | @noctis-ouji | @nocturneofalchemists | @nokutou | @nokuto | @noelsbooty | @noellkreiss | @novanoah | @ohgarou | @one-winged-honeybee | @orhime | @pentragons | @persnickety-doodles | @phoenixdowns | @prompto | @queenrizah | @r0sequarts | @rebark @refleja | @reishikiz | @renkinjutsushii | @rinoaheartillyy | @rizascupcakes | @rubyhxnter@ruebird | @rushiso | @rymustang

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@s-indria | @sangorox | @sarushiko |  @seijuurous @sephhiroth | @senuaofficial | @sergeantshinoahiragi | @sezakis | @shhinah | @shirayukii | @shuyiin | @shoujo-moogle@skeptic-manila | @sleighbelladonna | @smalllady | @sofiakkuma | @sokais | @songoten | @son-of-a-namek | @ssasakii@str-dex-rogue | @suzuyajuzoo | @superporkchopninja | @takumis | @tanaka–saeko | @terracousland | @thefantasyhasnolimits | @the-great-bae-temple | @theimpetuousbrother | @the12thprince | @the49thname | @thesoulboundalchemist | @theyullenator@thingsinlifeyoujustdo | @tifaslockharts@tisiphon | @time-and-relative-dimensions | @tobioskageyama | @tokusas | @trafalgar-dlaw | @vanbrohenheim | @venturius | @vii-lights | @wakeupventus | @walkthemoonvevo | @whycellothurr | @winrirockbell | @xercis | @xehababe | @xhoneychiix | @xradiosity | @yozoras | @yunalesca | @zacksoldiers | @zackfeir | @zelos-wilders | @zombigfish

I have a few stories of weird things happening to me, but these two are the most memorable for me.

I was about six years old at the time and I lived in this big, old house in Massachusetts. My friend and I were playing in the living room, and there was a thunderstorm outside. The front door was open, but the screen door was closed. Anyway, all of a sudden, this big ball of light comes in through the door and hovers around my living room for a few seconds. Then it disappeared. My friend and I had no idea what it was and were pretty scared. I told my parents about it, but they didn’t believe me. I’ve researched it before, and I learned it was something called ball lightning. Which is extremely rare and weird. I have no idea why it happened to us that day.

Anyway, another story I have is from when I was sleeping over at that same friend’s house. She lived literally right next door. It was late, and I couldn’t sleep, so I looked out the window. I saw a man standing in the bushes outside her house, just staring up at me. He didn’t move at all. I went outside to see who it was, and the person was gone. Maybe it was my imagination, but it was still creepy as hell.

Little Mix - Lightning (Lyrics)

[Jesy]:

I’d cross a desert and an ocean
To get away from the pain of your storm
But chase the center light, been running from your shadow
So that I could heal and I been there

[Leigh-Anne]:

That zig-zag shooting through my heart
That zig-zag hit me like a dart
Electricity, electricity
Oh, this love’s tearing me apart
I been running like the light from the dark
Electricity, keeps on hitting me

Oh, lightning strikes twice
And it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again
Oh, lightning strikes twice
And it burns so nice 
I wish I didn’t love you
(But I do)
(But I do)

[Jade]:

Those eyes, were looking down me gently
Your voice it serenades, and it sings to my heart
One kiss, turned the skies to gray
I’ll never get away, no shelter from the rain

[Perrie]:

That zig-zag shooting through my heart
That zig-zag hit me like a dart
Electricity, electricity
Oh, this love’s tearing me apart
I been running like the light from the dark
Electricity keeps on hitting me 

[Jade]:

Oh, lightning strikes twice
And it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again
Oh, lightning strikes twice
And it burns so nice
I wish I didn’t love you
(But I do)
(But I do)

[All]:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

O Fortuna! Velut Luna statu variabilis,
Semper crescis aut decrescis vita detestabilis

Every time that I hear your name, oh
Baby all the pleasure, the pain

[Perrie]:

Oh, lightning strikes twice
And it burns like ice
I wish I didn’t love you again
(But I do)
(But I do) 

[All]:

O Fortuna! Velut Luna statu variabilis,
Semper crescis aut decrescis vita detestabilis