the way before you has been prepared

See Yeh Break

Harry X Reader: Smut

In which you become well acquainted with Harry’s thigh.

Request? Yes:

riding harrys leg on a balacony overlooking the aegean on a sunny july day

THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING PLEASE

Author’s note: The beginning turned all mushy? Idk what that’s about (Yes I do. It’s because I’m fucking whipped for mushy Harry.) but if the transition seems sudden, whooops. :)


This vacation is an absolute blessing. A week away from the madness and noise of fans and paps and meetings. From the moment the two of you arrived to your private little getaway on the coast, Harry’s been warm and relaxed, and you couldn’t ask for anything more than that.

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#like….okay. okay. this is one of my absolute favorite scenes out of the entire film #i’ve posted about this before but GOD zack taylor bravely confesses his love in this little moment between the four of them and it just. #it breaks my heart. because for starters it’s so in character? zack taylor is canonically impulsive and reckless and risk-taking. #he doesn’t always think things through. he acts first and thinks later. it’s part of the whole parkour persona he’s got going on. #so of course in this moment (when he’s feeling anguish/desperation about losing billy) he realizes and says aloud what he’s thinking #“billy probably did die for us. i would too if i could.” just…he just says it. you hear a little hesitation in ludi’s delivery (SO GOOD) #but he just flat out tells them he would trade his life for theirs after knowing them what. ten days? god. zack has fallen so hard. #jason mightve been the one to deliver the sad speech about wanting to trade places with him but it’s zack who steals the show imo #imagine loving someone so much that you’d trade your life for theirs? THEN MULTIPLY THAT BY FOUR #that’s what zack does. he drops the ‘i love you’ bomb. “there are a million different ways to say i love you. you just have to listen.” #I CANT GET OVER THIS LIKE I CANNOT EVER GET OVER THIS zack who had NO ONE BUT HIS MOM two weeks before #is now prepared to give up everything in order to keep these people he loves (l o v e s) safe.

  • JJ: *exists*
  • Yurio: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fred and george send howlers to each other with copypastas inside

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you golden snitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wizard Cops, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top spellcaster in the entire Wizard Cops. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Wizternet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the wizarding world and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in duels, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Super Elite Wizard Cops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

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Super creamy banana vanilla oatmeal

Oatmeal has been my favourite breakfast for years now and I am convinced it will always be. It’s super easy, nutritious and delicious and I never get tired of it because you can add so many different toppings and flavours. 
I have tried many different ways of preparing oatmeal and this is by far my favourite. I soak the oats before cooking them which adds extra volume and creaminess. Mashed banana and vanilla extract add some sweetness and a wonderful flavour to this.


Ingredients:

100g rolled oats, ½ ripe banana, ½ teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 tablespoon flax seeds, dash of cinnamon, ~300ml boiling water, ~100ml plant milk of choice

Method:

1. The night before, in a small saucepan mash the banana and mix with oats, vanilla extract, flax seeds and a dash of cinnamon. Add approx. 300ml of boiling water straight from your water boiler. Mix everything with a fork, cover and let sit overnight.

2. In the morning, add the plant milk and some more boiling water. 

3. Bring everything to a boil on the stove. Add more liquid if you wish to. Let it simmer for 5-10 minutes or until it has reached your desired consistency.

4. Top it with whatever toppings you like. I love (warm) berries, banana, nut butters and maple syrup. 

anonymous asked:

Aurie, about the part in the Uprising Arc where Eren tells Jean not to bring mud tracks onto the floor and adds that it will displease Levi, most haters/non-shippers argue that Eren acted that way because he was worried and was afraid of what Levi might do to him. Your thoughts?

This made me laugh, because from all the things people could say from that moment, that one is probably the one I less expected!

But if, as you say, they were haters, it isn’t rare that they will try to interpret the facts on a way that suits their intentions…

My opinion on that scene is way different from that though!

It happens during chapter 51, they are preparing things before Levi arrives to the cabin. Eren has been of course cleaning because of this, but Jean, Sasha and Armin accidentally ruin his work while bringing the supplies inside.

Eren is definitely not happy with this! And he clearly tells Jean that Levi won’t be satisfied with their actions. Eren has been on Levi’s squad for longer, and he knows what Levi will be expecting of them on that regard.

However I do not think this has anything to do with fear! Eren isn’t scared of Levi’s reaction, or anything of the sorts. I’m going to jump a little bit further until the start of Chapter 52, after Levi arrives and when he discovers they haven’t cleaned as well as they should have.

Eren’s reaction in here always makes me laugh, haha. But I want to focus on Levi’s. He simply acknowledges their “lax cleaning job”, but he barely reacts to it. Yes, he has other priorities at the moment, but also this is just not such an important thing, and definitely not something that would upset Levi that much.

Fandom sometimes exaggerates things, and both Levi’s obsession with cleanliness and his violent tendencies are probably the two things that get exaggerated the most.

It’s true Levi has been violent on some occasions, but only when he truly has a reason for it. I might not agree with his methods in that regard, but he’s not going to beat them up for not cleaning some dirt under the table! And he might want things to be clean, but he isn’t going to suddenly go crazy if everything isn’t perfectly inmmaculate.

So I do not think Eren is scared of Levi reacting that way. I personally think Eren is not scared of Levi in any way. He respects him, I’m sure he’s careful around him, and probably feels a bit intimidated by him, but he doesn’t fear him.

So why was Eren so worried about this? Well, there are many reasons we could find. Of course Eren wants to please Levi, as he respects and admires him. He also wants to be a good soldier, since he always has wanted to be in the Survey Corps, and he takes his duties very seriously.

But I want to focus on something else:

We’re back to Chapter 51, this scene happens just after the one with Jean. Armin is wondering why were they chosen for the new squad Levi, and questioning if they’re good enough. Notice Eren’s expression while listening to this conversation, and how his immediate reaction is telling them again how they have to finish cleaning before Levi arrives.

Like I said before, Eren has been in Levi’s squad for longer, and knows what Levi will expect of them. And how high those expectations have been set by those who came before them.

I think it’s pretty clear after seeing this page what Eren was really thinking and why he reacted like that. Here he remembers how things were with Levi’s old squad and how good they were. He wants the new squad to work hard and be just as good. And the pain on his face is also obvious.

We know Eren had been feeling guilty for their death. Eren puts the weight of their deaths over his shoulders himself, as well as any other deaths caused by his decisions or somehow in relation to him, so this isn’t rare.

But I don’t think his actions here are only caused by him feeling guilty. And not just because he wants to please Levi, or because he simply wants them to be good soldiers. 

I think it’s possible he doesn’t want Levi to notice the difference that much, and miss the presence of his old squad. He wants everything to be perfect for when he arrives. That way Levi won’t have to make comparisons, or think about of how things would have been if the others were still alive.

People don’t often give Eren the credit he deserves on matters such as this. I think it was very thoughtful of him to worry about Levi and his feelings this way, trying to make the transition as easiest as possible for him, and wanting to save him the pain of feeling the absence of the ones who aren’t there anymore.

  • someone: "short"
  • Edward Elric: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated as the youngest in my class on State Alchemy, and I've been involved on numerous secret raids on Drachma, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top alchemist in the entire Amestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Amestris and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Amestrian Military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
BTS | Scenario #1

                        | When they have to leave very early in the morning |

Pairing : Idol!BTS x Reader

Genre : Fluff

Word Count : Around 180-190 for each


Kim Seokjin

The loud buzzing against the wooden floor causes Seokjin to wake up with a jolt - eyes shut tight, he stretches his arm to feel around with his hand. When his fingers eventually touch the cold device, he turns the buzzing off and checks the hour with one eye opened. He puts it back down and yawns silently. Your body lies flush against his naked back and your arms gradually tighten around him leading him to look back and smile at your still sleeping state. He rubs your warm skin and gently frees himself from your embrace and the blankets. Shuffling around to get ready to go out, he tries his best not to wake you. Once done, he walks back to the mattress while readjusting his oversized sweatshirt, where you’ve shifted to lie on his side of the bed and watches you endearingly. Crouching down, he cautiously runs his fingers in your hair and leans to kiss your forehead before silently walking out of the room, smiling.  


Min Yoongi

The soft melody coming from your phone stirs you from your deep slumber. You force yourself to open your eyes and notice it is still dark outside. You blink several times and shut the device to turn off its dazzling light. Now mildly used to the ambient yellowish light coming from street’s lamps, you turn your head sideways to look at your boyfriend who’s lying on his back, still motionless with his mouth slightly parted. You lean down toward him and bury your face in the crook of his neck, softly kissing it. Raising your head to watch him wake up, you slip your hand under his hiked up shirt to stroke his torso. He brings one of his hands in the air to rub his eyes and you lean back down to kiss his cheek. After some minutes, he turns his body on the side, making you lie back on the bed and kisses your lips before reluctantly getting up. Sleep slowly returns, your lids growing heavy as you gaze at Yoongi dressing who’s watching you back with a tired smile.


Jung Hoseok

At the third ring, his arm stretches, blindly grabbing and shutting his phone off. He exhales deeply and lifts up his naked torso from your body. Eyes blinking repetitively in the darkness, he gazes a few moments at your sleeping figure and leans down to enjoy your warmth when he still can, lazily kissing your naked shoulder. In your sleep, your turn your head toward him which leads him to raise his head up and softly kiss the tip of your nose. He turns on his back and sits up, rubbing his face before dragging his body to the bathroom. Suddenly, his phone’s alarm rings again and he rapidly walks back in the bedroom to shut it again. While mumbling some curses, he hears you moving under the sheets and climbs back on the bed. You haven’t woken up and Hoseok can’t help but smile at your cute sleeping face while stroking your hair. He finishes preparing himself and doesn’t forget to kiss you goodbye on his way out.  


Kim Namjoon

Namjoon is gently caressing your back, dragging his fingers up and down on your naked skin while you sleep soundlessly on his torso. He’s woke up thirty minutes before the time he’s set his alarm last night and has been quietly waiting for the moment to get up. His nose nuzzled in your hair, he breathes deeply now and then, filling his lungs with your natural pleasant scent and simply enjoys your time together. The air you exhale tickles him and he can’t refrain from sporting a smile on his face, looking down at you. When he eventually has to go get ready, he very cautiously pulls himself from under you - his legs first then his upper body. While trying to lie you down without waking you up, he freezes when you move on your own and turn on your back. Once sure you’re still asleep, he lingers a moment his kiss on your cheek and walks away but freezes once again when he stumbles on a shoe he hasn’t seen in the dark. Yet, the noise hasn’t made you bulge a bit and he sighs, relieved.


Park Jimin

The muffled buzzing coming from under a pillow makes Jimin frown as he slips his hand under it to stop the annoying vibrating feeling. Slowly coming back to his senses, he feels you lying on his bare back - your head atop his shoulder, your arm and chest lazily resting on him with one of your legs in-between his. He carefully turns his head and his frown disappears when he makes out in the dark your face and your hair forming a cute nest. He gently moves from under you, making you let out a small whimper, and supports his body above yours to pepper kisses along your shoulder blades and nape. He gets up, taking his phone with him and closes the bathroom’s door behind him before turning the light on. When he returns, he sees you’ve shifted to lie on your side with one of the pillows’ trapped in your arms. He runs a hand in his hair and gathers his clothes, not looking away from you as he puts them on. Once done, he goes to pull the cover to keep the cold away from you and leaves without a sound. 


Kim Taehyung

His loud phone’s ringtone disrupts the calm silence of your bedroom and Taehyung lowly grunts when he can’t seem to find it on the bedside table. He leans his face back down in his pillow after shutting the device, silently preparing himself to get up. You lie next to him, also on your front, but your head faces the other way. He then looks at you, your naked back revealed by the absence of blankets which are barely covering your backside and this is enough to draw Taehyung near you as he gently settles himself on top of you to warm up your body. He lies there a moment, his head falling in the crook of your neck and eventually lifts up his upper body after leaving small kisses along your spine, caressing your skin with the tip of his nose. The soft ministrations causes you to lightly stretch your body and lie on your side and Taehyung lies back down next to you to kiss your mouth and caress your face. He brings the covers on top of you and puts his face very near yours as he strokes the crook of your waist.


Jeon Jungkook

Your small groans are muted by Jungkook’s bare chest facing you and with a deep sigh, he stretches his arm behind you to turn off the alarm o’clock. He puts his arm back around your back to hug you tight against him and he breathes calmly again. As he slowly emerges, he also takes in the comfortable position you two are in - your naked bodies laced together, the soft blankets keeping them warm and protected against the world, his face nuzzled in your neck as he breathes in your pleasant skin’s smell. It feels too good for him to go anywhere and he doesn’t move a bit. The shrill sound that has come from the clock has kept a part of your brain awake and you sigh when thinking about telling your boyfriend he has to leave your sides not to be late. As he still remains unmoving, with closed eyes you rub with your hands his back, whispering his name. He takes a deep breath and pushes your body to lie atop of it. His hair falls on your face when he kisses your mouth and eventually gets up.


jikook fic recs: eh, a/b/o oh

a compilation of fics containing alpha/beta/omega dynamics


pour up (body party) by astrochild

Prompt: Jungkook and Jimin are spending their first Christmas together as mates. Thinking that they would have the whole day to themselves, Jungkook and Jimin are surprised when the boys drop by their apartment. Though Jimin is welcoming, Jungkook is disgruntled that he can’t spend any time alone with Jimin, and he does all he can to get some quality time with him whilst the boys are around.

(alternatively, the abcs of alpha boyfriends being, well, boyfriends.)

if i get in, i might just drown by fatal (cumrich) 

fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.

leave your mark by snarcsics

The first time Jimin meets a gaunt, small beta boy named Jungkook in the examination room of Namjoon’s lab, he can’t seem to take his eyes off him. The second time he sees Jungkook it’s because he refuses to eat without him. The third time they meet, Jungkook is more teeth and claws than Jimin can handle.

good boy by boyish

a fucking alpha.

park jimin.

the guy who looked like he spent his time talking to old ladies and cuddling with golden retrievers.

jeongguk couldn’t believe his rotten luck.

grown boys and their toys by snarcsics

The day before Jimin’s birthday, Jungkook strikes up a deal with his boyfriend. If he wins, he’ll be given free rein of the alpha himself, if he loses, well, he doesn’t really lose much.

registered alpha by Little_Dimples

Jimin has to order an alpha online. It’s required that every unmated omega order an alpha during their heat so nothing dangerous will happen to them. Jimin honestly doesn’t want one but he’s turning 20 and his heat is scheduled to come in a couple weeks and there’s nothing he can do. When his alpha gets there, Jimin doesn’t know if he can handle him.

the omega revolution by PinkBTS

“Loving you was like going to war,
I never came back the same.”

-Warsan Shire

Or,

There are things Jimin loves. There are things Jimin hates. In the middle of a shifting world, Jeon Jeongguk manages to be both.

we’ve never burned so bright by developments 

Jungkook has a habit of looking for fights. Jimin is (un)lucky enough to watch one firsthand.

everything under the sun by annafeu

Jungkook is spellbound by the south tribe’s beautiful omega, Jimin, but Jimin, for some reason, is reluctant to return his affections.

the boy who cried wolf by Kookie_andCream

Jimin doesn’t know what’s become of his life lately. Being an orphan and getting hit by the ahjussi, he’s used to. But being run over by a scarily hot brick wall named Jungkook, finding out that he’s a wolf, and joining a pack?

Not cool. Not cool at all.

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if you would stay | m

◇ “Come back home.” Always.

◇ Namjoon x reader

◇ mafia!au

◇ length: 8.5k

◇ um???? Guess who has no idea where tf this came from??? Anyway enjoy lol

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Namjoon catches you staring again.

Your eyes hooded, your bottom lip caught between your teeth, your chin resting gently on your open palm. You were a sight for sore eyes; a sight that Namjoon could not indulge for the time being, but a sight nonetheless.

“Boss.”

Namjoon prides himself on his emotionless composure but he’s sure that even Jimin could tell that he was distracted; though, said man was well aware that he shouldn’t question the whereabouts of his boss’s thoughts. He didn’t need to know that Namjoon was thinking about pressing you against his desk and taking you from behind, after all.

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  • Someone: Bakugou acts like a villian
  • Aizawa: What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at U.A, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The League of Villians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm one of the top heroes in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit because I'm injured? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your bank account is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of heroes the U.A. has to offer and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hill Republicans: Trump is Fritzing Out

This morning I phoned my friend, a former Republican member of Congress.

Me: What’s going on? Seems like the White House is imploding and Republicans are going down with the ship.

Him (chuckling): We’re officially a banana republic.

Me: Seriously, what are you hearing from your former colleagues on the Hill?

Him: They’re convinced Trump is out of his gourd.

Me: So what are they gonna do about it?

Him: Remember what I told you at the start of this circus? They planned to use Trump’s antics for cover, to get done what they most wanted – big tax cuts, rollbacks of regulations, especially financial. They’d work with Pence behind the scenes and forget the crazy uncle in the attic.

Me: Yeah.

Him: Well, I’m hearing a different story now. Stuff with Sessions is pissing them off. And now Trump’s hired that horse’s ass Scaramucci – a communications director who talks dirty on CNN! Plus Trump’s numbers are in freefall. They think he’s gonna hurt them in ’18 and ’20.

Me: So what’s the plan?

Him: They want him outa there.

Me: Really? Impeachment?

Him: Doubt it, unless Mueller comes up with a smoking gun.

Me: Or if he fires Mueller.

Him: Not gonna happen.

Me: So how do they get him out?

Him: Put someone else up in ’20. Lots of maneuvering already. Pence, obviously. Cruz thinks he has a shot.

Me: But that won’t help them in the midterms. What’s the plan before then?

Him: Lots think he’s fritzing out.

Me: Fritzing out?

Him: Going totally bananas. Paranoia. You want to know why he fired Priebus, wants Sessions out, and is now gunning for Tillerson?

Me: He wants to shake things up?

Him (chuckling): No. The way I hear it, he thinks they’ve been plotting against him.

Me: What do you mean?

Him: Twenty-fifth amendment! Read it! A Cabinet can get rid of a president who’s nuts. Trump thinks they’ve been preparing a palace coup. So one by one, he’s firing them.

Me: I find it hard to believe they’re plotting against him.

Him: Of course not! It’s ludicrous. Sessions is a loyal lapdog. Tillerson doesn’t know where the bathroom is. That’s my point. Trump is fritzing out. Having manic delusions. He’s actually going nuts.

Me: And?

Him: Well, it’s downright dangerous.

Me: Yeah, but that still doesn’t tell me what Republicans are planning to do about it.

Him: Look. How long do you think it will be before everyone in Washington knows he’s flipping out? I don’t mean just weird. I mean really off his rocker.

Me: I don’t know.

Him: No all that long.

Me: So what are you telling me?

Him: They don’t have to plot against him. It will be obvious to everyone that he’s got to go. That’s where the twenty-fifth amendment really does comes in.

Me: So you think…

Him: Who knows? But he’s losing it fast. My betting is he’s out of office before the midterms. And Pence is president.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

anonymous asked:

jeremy heere is such a terrible protagonist like he's literally just so boring and i dont see the appeal lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my son, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

da-at-ass  asked:

People often ask what would you tell a witch who's just starting out, but what would you tell a seasoned and exasperated witch who's ready to (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ their altar and whole practice? I'm not in that headspace right now but I have been before, and I know lots of us have been.

I love this question, and it came at the perfect time, because I’m preparing for Self Season, which resulted from my own altar flipping frustration!

I don’t want this to be taken the wrong way, so let me state upfront that what I’m about to say has a GIANT caveat attached to it, but when I feel the overwhelming desire to just abandon something I love, and to give up? I give up. That’s my advice!

Okay, so the caveat – when I say quit, maybe I mean…pivot?

I’ll give an example! I mentioned Self Season, so we’ll look at those origins. 

At about 22, I had been practicing witchcraft for 13 years, and I hated it. I didn’t feel like my practice reflected what I wanted out of it. There were some things I liked, but at the time I had been trying to force myself into a Neo-Wiccan mold for over a decade that didn’t fit me. And I tried to change myself to get there, and that didn’t work. And I changed it to suit me better, but I never felt comfortable.

After realizing I’d forgotten Lughnasadh YET AGAIN, and that I honestly did not care, I finally felt like I had to accept it. Witchcraft mattered to me. Paganism mattered to me. 

But Wicca? I didn’t give a fuck about it and I never did. And I was miserable because I’d been trying to force something to work that just wasn’t meant to, mostly just because I wanted a label to give me comfort and structure, even if it didn’t fit.

That was the moment when I said, okay, well I have no idea what I am now. I guess I’m just your average hellbound witch. And thus the seed of my blog began to take root :’)))

But right after that is when I sat down with a sheet of paper and wrote down the things I was ACTUALLY interested in. The kinds of magic I wanted to do, or at least learn more about. 

And then I made myself a reading list, because I love a good reading list. And I added podcasts and blogs as well. If it was related to one of my areas of interest – animal magic, local witchcraft, potions, and more – I put it on my list. 

And then I spent the next year or so reading and learning and figuring out how to be what I wanted to be and not what I thought I should be (based off of criteria that had nothing to do with what I wanted or what made me happy).

And it was awesome.

I haven’t wanted to quit since then, and I think part of what has helped that is that I made that self-auditing period I took in August an annual thing. I check in every year on where I’m at and what I’ve learned and what I want to learn. I look at parts of my practice that maybe don’t make any sense for who I am anymore and I see if I can evolve them or I cut them out if necessary.

For example, a lot of what I learned about in the realm of animal magic was very useful even across other areas. The influence that my animal magic studies had on my card spirit work isn’t often acknowledged, but it’s there. Still, at the end of the day, I just didn’t care that much about working with animals. And rather than try and force that, I said, okay, I’ll let it go.

My general opinion is that if something makes you want to quit that badly, then something is probably wrong

So my advice is to find out what’s wrong, and a LOT of the time the answer to that is “I’m trying to make this thing work for me that isn’t supposed to work like this.” and the answer is to step back and try it a different way or do something else. 

I think people feel like they want to quit because it’s hard, so they just need to power through it, but it’s hard because you’re not supposed to be doing it….

Which like, the witchy/pagan/whatever community is very much built on this culture of suffering. If you’re happy then you’re doing it all wrong XDD and I don’t think that helps at all!

So yeah, to recap:

  1. take a look at what’s not making you happy
  2. stop doing that thing
  3. figure out how to do it better or:
  4. figure out what to do instead
  5. do that

And that’s my advice :’)))

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pictures of allura with completely correct captions

the thumbnail of a party music video

so you know those movies where the main characters have just done something they’re not supposed to and they fabricate a coverup story to make sure they’re not found out, but the one character who’s comically bad at lying has to be the one to tell the coverup story? allura is that character as she winks to her friends to assure them that it’s all going smoothly, right in the middle of the lie.

the face you make when you’re trying to convince your parents to let your go somewhere and do something with your friends but you’re afraid they’re going to say no, which would be really unfortunate for you because you already told your friends you’d be there, so you’re telling your parents about all the good things you’ve done and how you deserve to go and have fun

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