the way before you has been prepared

See Yeh Break

Harry X Reader: Smut

In which you become well acquainted with Harry’s thigh.

Request? Yes:

riding harrys leg on a balacony overlooking the aegean on a sunny july day

THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING THIGH RIDING PLEASE

Author’s note: The beginning turned all mushy? Idk what that’s about (Yes I do. It’s because I’m fucking whipped for mushy Harry.) but if the transition seems sudden, whooops. :)


This vacation is an absolute blessing. A week away from the madness and noise of fans and paps and meetings. From the moment the two of you arrived to your private little getaway on the coast, Harry’s been warm and relaxed, and you couldn’t ask for anything more than that.

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  • JJ: *exists*
  • Yurio: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fred and george send howlers to each other with copypastas inside

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you golden snitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wizard Cops, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top spellcaster in the entire Wizard Cops. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Wizternet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the wizarding world and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in duels, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Super Elite Wizard Cops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

2

Super creamy banana vanilla oatmeal

Oatmeal has been my favourite breakfast for years now and I am convinced it will always be. It’s super easy, nutritious and delicious and I never get tired of it because you can add so many different toppings and flavours. 
I have tried many different ways of preparing oatmeal and this is by far my favourite. I soak the oats before cooking them which adds extra volume and creaminess. Mashed banana and vanilla extract add some sweetness and a wonderful flavour to this.


Ingredients:

100g rolled oats, ½ ripe banana, ½ teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 tablespoon flax seeds, dash of cinnamon, ~300ml boiling water, ~100ml plant milk of choice

Method:

1. The night before, in a small saucepan mash the banana and mix with oats, vanilla extract, flax seeds and a dash of cinnamon. Add approx. 300ml of boiling water straight from your water boiler. Mix everything with a fork, cover and let sit overnight.

2. In the morning, add the plant milk and some more boiling water. 

3. Bring everything to a boil on the stove. Add more liquid if you wish to. Let it simmer for 5-10 minutes or until it has reached your desired consistency.

4. Top it with whatever toppings you like. I love (warm) berries, banana, nut butters and maple syrup. 

  • someone: "short"
  • Edward Elric: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated as the youngest in my class on State Alchemy, and I've been involved on numerous secret raids on Drachma, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top alchemist in the entire Amestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Amestris and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Amestrian Military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

anonymous asked:

jeremy heere is such a terrible protagonist like he's literally just so boring and i dont see the appeal lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my son, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  • someone: maki's worst girl
  • nico: What the fuck did you just fucking say about maki-chan, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was the number one idol in love live, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret training sessions in maki's summer houses, and I have over 300 confirmed nico niis. I am trained in avoiding paparazzis and I’m the top idol in the akihabara area. You are nothing to me but just another wannabe school idol. I will wipe you the fuck out with a nico nii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking niis. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my girlfriend over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nicorinpana and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm in lover, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can nico nii anywhere, anytime, and I can flick you in the forehead over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in singing and dancing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of washi washis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will nico nii fury all over you and you will nico nico nii. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
  • Someone: Bakugou acts like a villian
  • Aizawa: What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at U.A, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The League of Villians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm one of the top heroes in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit because I'm injured? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your bank account is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of heroes the U.A. has to offer and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yondu saving you from slavery would include :

(Woooo more prompts! Aaaawwww Yondu bae 😭😊😍 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him feeling like he’s falling for you at first sight and from how kind you are to him when him and his crew visit the planet you are stranded on, only to be overcome with sorrow when he figures out you are a slave

-Him just hating to see you shackled and frightened by whatever can happen to you, making him think to himself on how he can save you and not caring about the Ravagers code

-Him knowing he needs to earn your trust if he wants to take you back and doing so by making you laugh and smile with his words and attitude as much as he can, even going as far as to impress you with his Yaka arrow

-Him one night promising you by whispering in your ear and holding your hand that he’ll save you from this life, making you feel comforted to know how much he cares for you

-Him giving you a trinket he picked out for you, to make you understand how serious he is about saving you and explaining to you as to why you matter to him, making you understand he has been through slavery as well

-Him having prepared a special room for you to stay on the ship with the help of some of his crew members

-Him impressing you with all his crew members fighting off your captors, especially as he’d give you a full on colorful show with his arrow flying all over

-Him getting furious and quickly unchaining you, as he truly can’t stand seeing you this way, only to grab you into a tight hug before asking you if you’re fine

-Him letting you the choice to do whatever you wish to your captor, as he believes you have every right to

-Him suddenly getting nervous and asking you what you plan to do with your freedom, only to hope in his heart that you’d join him, making it rather obvious from his tone of voice and the way he looks at you

-Him getting excited and laughing the instant you’d accept his offer to join him on his ship and ending up kissing you

anonymous asked:

vore hcs pls thx

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  • numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My Lover Smells Like Fish (1)

(( Pausing the other story I’m working on briefly to fulfill a request from @ennui160. This should be about five parts. ))

“It’s been throwing trash out of the tank— don’t feed it today.”

“Okay,” Alfred says, hiding his annoyance at his boss for not having informed him of this before he loaded the fish into the bucket. Turning around, he rolls his eyes and makes his way back into the stinky food storage room, prepared to throw the slimy fuckers into their holding tank. Apparently, mermen only eat live fish.

It’s kinda messed up, if you think about it. Humans don’t just dislocate their jaws and swallow live cows or nothin’.

Twenty minutes later, during lunch break, a comment from Francis has him looking up.

“It seems our aquatic friend is in a mood today.”

Alfred glances over at the tank they’re near, which happens to be the back wall access of the merman’s tank. It’s a pretty good observation point for the new exhibit, which explains why the handy metal picnic bench has been set up there. All the aquarium goers in the main areas can’t see the employees through the back glass, so it’s a prime spot to sit down and eat a sandwich so long as none of the overbearing scientists are trying to do work there.

“Yeah, Ludwig told me not to feed him.”

Francis purses his lips at that, expression soured. “I suppose that is the result of him throwing those awful pennies back out at the children?”

“Hey, man, it could’ve hit a kid in the eye or somethin’,” Alfred points out. “You can’t let bad behavior go unpunished or it’ll just get worse.”

“It’s a merman, Alfred, not a dog.”

“They’re really not that different.”

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anonymous asked:

I made an ace discourse post tagging it as "exclusionists don't interact" because theres something I wanted to say that DIDN'T ADDRESS THEM, and I didn't want any discourse because I'm suicidal as fuck and it's been getting worse but some entitled assholes felt like it was their civic duty to tell me they're going to interact anyway

You: Hey please don’t interact with my post

Exclusionists:  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little jared? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my dad’s prison, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on real jails, and I have over 300 confirmed inmates. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top warden in the entire superjail. You are nothing to me but just another accountant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this penitentiary, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my superjail? Think again, jared. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alices across the jail and your jaredness is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, jared. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your jared life. You’re fucking dead, jared. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rainbows. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of alice and I will use her to her full extent to wipe your miserable jared ass off the face of dimension 5612, you little jared shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” suggestion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking jared tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn jarediot. I will shit psychedelia all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, jaredo.

New Soldier: 76 leaked voiceline

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  • thorin: he looks more like a grocer than a burglar
  • bilbo: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in conkers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sackville-Baggins. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Middle-Earth and your sorry ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Shire Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Unpredictable

*gif not mine*

Genre: idek this was just something I wrote to get back into the groove of writing 

Word count: 4.5k

(Honestly this is the fictionalized version of how I fell hard af for Changkyun lmao)

It happens when you’re off stage, back in the audience with the rest of your group after performing a couple of songs at the award show. You’re talking to the members, telling each other how well you all did when you get interrupted by the sound of your best friend beginning to rap on stage and your attention is stolen. You’ve yet to see Monsta X perform to Beautiful yet, and you’re excited because Jooheon kept talking about how much you’d like the choreography when you finally see it. With your eyes on him, you smile and nod along, already appreciating the dance and the aesthetics. The suits with silk shirts and Jooheon in his suspenders make you laugh to yourself. When Changkyun makes his way to the front of the stage your smile slowly falters the longer you observe him. 

Usually when you watch them perform, your eyes follow either Jooheon or Hyungwon around the stage no matter who is in the front singing, rapping, or dancing. But right now you can’t seem to take your eyes off of the maknae. It’s been a while since you’ve seen anyone in the group other than Jooheon since they started preparing for their comeback and it looks as if Changkyun has lost some weight in his face, his jawline more prominent than the last time you saw him. 

Even as Hyunwoo begins singing and gliding his way across the stage, your eyes stay on the youngest member, your head tilting to the side a bit.

“Hyungwon looks good,” Bo Na says from beside you, gently elbowing you in the ribs. You side eye her before glancing at the said male.

He does look as fine as ever, long limbs moving effortlessly, hair dark and fluffy. You look at the rest of the members and they look good as well, but your gaze shifts back to Changkyun. 

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rules and tips for dating a hockey player

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wiped out the pathetic little thing you call your life. youre fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. youre fucking dead, kiddo.

DannyMay Day Twenty Nine: Laptop /Video games

…He was careless to think nobody would find him out. However, anything involving his most enigmatic student is bound to blow up in his face at some point. Amazing how he put so much effort into everything except his schoolwork.

Then again, the other students don’t have a ghostly alter-ego.

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  • Glinda: I love my gf
  • Boq: *bf?
  • Glinda: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.