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Klance Fluff Week Day 7

I started this but left it untouched the rest of the day till now and when I came back it wasn’t saved in drafts and now I have to start over oops (kill me)

Theme: Pranks

•Ever since the food goo fight is become tradition for everyone in castle of lions to participate in a “Prank War”. Allura and Coran decided it was a good bonding exercise.

•The only rules are 1)they can’t be harmful. 2)You must clean up if there’s any mess left over. And 3)After its all over you have to say sorry to everyone you pranked.

•The first few Prank Wars were okay, everyone had a lot of fun. Then, alliances started happening. Two to three people would hang up on the others and it’s would be chaos.

•At first, Lance and Keith refused to team up.

•Then they started dating.

•Everyone now fears when the Prank Wars are coming up, cause that couple is bound to make an alliance and will drop a “right leg and arm of Voltron” bomb on them (man, that sounded really stupid I’m so sorry)

•It’ll go as far as: Putting dye into Coran’s special “Stache wax”, Painting Shiro’s robot arm while he’s sleeping, Making Allura wake up thinking she has the slipperies (how they do that? Idk) and messing with Hunk and Pidge’s tech. The mice are safe tho, cause they cool with everybody.

•Then, the day comes, when the alliance of literally everyone else (except the mice) makes an alliance against Lance and Keith. It was a glorious day, the others finally got back at them. (How so? I don’t know. You decide lol)

•There’s a new rule now.

•4) No alliances (we’re looking at you Keith and Lance)

(This is the first week/month thing I’ve contributed to I’m so happy I finished! Keep loving Klance my friends~ thanks to everyone for liking and rebloging! Makes me feel warm inside)

the year is 2020. all gleam youtubers have been preserved perfectly as wax robots so that they never age and always look pretty so that they can always make maximum profits. girl online 27 has been released. alfie’s on his 15th pointless book. gleam owns about 77% of the world’s oceans. everyone who wants to drink clean water has to like comment and subscribe.

One of my favorite things about Gravity Falls is the fact that everything that’s happened so far has taken place in, at most, a month and a half. Blendin’s Game, the 28th episode of the series, takes place on July 12th.

Even if they kids have been there since the start of June, that makes these events near-daily occurrences. If you factor in the episodes that span several days, these kids probably get no time to breathe ever.