So this morning, I set up and made my coffee, then left the room. I put hot water in my coffee cup to keep it warm. I came back, glanced at my coffee maker, and didn’t immediately see coffee in it, so I assumed Mom had put it in my cup like she sometimes does. The liquid in my cup tasted like watered-down coffee because coffee is all I put i that cup. I’ve been sitting here like an idiot drinking water and wondering why I’m sleepy for an hour.
A flavored energon drink appears on your desk, complete with a tiny umbrella and fun curly straw. (I quit my job recently and today is my last day I'm so happy)